You know you're high when...

[jjf1978]

when you go to the gas pump go inside pay for gas then leave without pumping. i done that twice

HAHA thats funny. I did something similar, swiped my card, inserted the gas thing (you know you're high when you can't think of the name of everyday things) but didnt pump it - walked inside bought a soda and unhooked it and drove off... i was halfway to work when i realized i had no gas.

 

[i grow everglades bud]

lmao great thread!

you know when your high when you forgort you were cookin a pizza so you eat a box of girl scout cookies, an hour later you hear the smoke alarm goin off and think its your car alarm untill you walk through the kitchen to get your keys, noticing that either your burning the pizza you forgot how much weed you smoked lmao. then throw away the black shit that was a pizza and put another one in and do the same shit twice. got i need to get a timmer!!! lmao

 

[Keenly]

ive got 2


you know your high when your smoking a pipe, and then you forget your smoking, (o.e. setting it down and forgetting about it)

you know your high when you leave your house and you cant remember if you did something like close a door, turn off a fan, or something like that, so the rest of the time your gone your paranoid about what it is

 

[i grow everglades bud]

lmao

you know your high when your in a circle and wondering were the blunt is when the whole time its in YOUR hand lmao

 

[FreddieMercury]

when ur listening to music on ur xbox 360, and stare at the Visualizations for 1 hour straight,,, and u find it completely amusing,,,

 

[i grow everglades bud]

heres a few i got lmao
you know youre high when you look at cone hedges and wish/think they are huge nugs of weed

You know you're high..when the most trivial of words, such as "pudding" or "cheese", become the funniest things you've ever heard of

...you watch every single second of a half-hour download!

You and your friends sit there smokin a bowl cracking up at the sound of a cat meowing for like 20 mins

When you take a normal bowl and put ice cream, cookies, chocolate syrup, reeses pieces, jolly ranchers, whip cream, fruit snacks, peanuts, and a twinkie in it, then brag about how good it was

when you hide your weed and you forgot where you put it. then find it on the table.

When you're on line for the Ice cream man with 5 year old kids looking at the rocket pop

You stare at the itunes visual player for 1+ hours while listening to the same song and only reason you quit is because your Gf got pissed off lmao

When you blow into your bong and fuck up your weed lmao!!! did that a lil while ago



When you go to Taco Bell by the drive trough, when you are ordering you say " Yea and give me a SHIT LOAD of hot sauce" Then when you get your order and they gave you like a whole bag filled up with hot sauce(literally like 100 packages)

you know your high when you decide its a good idea to moon a police officer.

when you go to a restruant and steal all the plastic silverware because you thought the dishwasher ate yours.

You find out the meaning of the universe. Then forget.

when u stare at color changeing lites for an hour and whenever someone trys to pull you away from them your do physical harm to them(true story)

you are rolling around in the middle of the road laghing like a retard because you just got hit by a car(happened to a friend of mine)

 

[goten]

when on min. you dont have a hole in your shirt then the next min. you do but you dont know how it got their untill you can move again and realize
that your feal on your shirt while you where parilized during couch lock and you couldnt reach over to put it down..

 

[PVS]

when you go to the gas pump go inside pay for gas then leave without pumping. i done that twice

ouch

that would ruin my buzz

you know your high when you leave your house and you cant remember if you did something like close a door, turn off a fan, or something like that, so the rest of the time your gone your paranoid about what it is

i do that sober

 

[clancyco]

When you lose your house keys, break your window to get back in and realize your keys where in your pocket the whole time...

 

[goten]

when you go out to ryans to eat..
but you never go up to the buffet
you just stay at the table and eat the rolls
basket after basket after basket..ect...

 

[Bilstaaa]

when ur listening to music on ur xbox 360, and stare at the Visualizations for 1 hour straight,,, and u find it completely amusing,,,

Haha I was doing that the otherday it's fucking trippy

 

[i grow everglades bud]

when you go out to ryans to eat..
but you never go up to the buffet
you just stay at the table and eat the rolls
basket after basket after basket..ect...

LMAO................................

. i cant stop laughin lmao

that was super funny for some reason but i know what thats like!!!
you know im high

 

[1lastGodsend]

you know your high when you cantfind that 20in your pocket. & the worst part is you can't remember if you bought something or if you actually lost it.

 

[gotdawork]

You know your high when your dog wont shut the fuck up,so you stuff it full of peanut butter to the point where your scared because it has no saliva it wont swallow and it will choke and die,then call your mom up screaming on the phone to get special water for the dog (True story)

 

[1lastGodsend]

Man I feel bad for that dog he must of thought he was done for.

 

[1lastGodsend]

Man I feel bad for that dog he must of thought he was done for.

 

[k-town]

You know your high when you got to go to the gas staion for some blunt shells and you decide to switch the cars around in your driveway cause you got to take one in the morning and don't want to switch in the morning and after you switch em you hop in the one not blocked by the other and go to the gas staion and when you come out of the gas station and get into your car you grab some keys from your pocket and try to start the car the key fits but the key won't turn so you spend the next 30 minutes in the parking lot of a gas staion trying to turn the key only to find out that you were trying to use the key for the car you left at home and the key to the car your trying to start is not the key in the ignition but the key in your pocket.

Peace
K-town

 

[1lastGodsend]

You know your high when you got to go to the gas staion for some blunt shells and you decide to switch the cars around in your driveway cause you got to take one in the morning and don't want to switch in the morning and after you switch em you hop in the one not blocked by the other and go to the gas staion and when you come out of the gas station and get into your car you grab some keys from your pocket and try to start the car the key fits but the key won't turn so you spend the next 30 minutes in the parking lot of a gas staion trying to turn the key only to find out that you were trying to use the key for the car you left at home and the key to the car your trying to start is not the key in the ignition but the key in your pocket

Haha I have a funny feeling you just got home from the gas station

 

[northwoodsmoker]

i know when im high when i go to a store to shop n forget the kids there..lol...jk.. but it could happen at least there older..

 

[k-town]

Haha I have a funny feeling you just got home from the gas station

No, it was about 1 month ago, I felt so dumb when I figured it out. they were both ford so the key fit but wouldn't turn. I was all ready to walk back home and call a tow truck and was releived ( but still felt stupid) when I pulled the other keys from my pocket.

Peace
K-town