most random smoking experience?

rollingkansas

rollingkansas

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I was just walking down the street when 2 guys rolled up next to me in a car and said "get in we have weed" so i get in and they say your under arrest!. Ive never jumped out of a car that fast. They came back and said nah get in were not cops so I did get in and they had some of the strongest dro. We hotboxed it in that car for like an hour. It made my day.

Whats yalls most random/unexpected smoking experience?
 
Mysticlown150

Mysticlown150

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rollingkansas said:
I was just walking down the street when 2 guys rolled up next to me in a car and said "get in we have weed" so i get in and they say your under arrest!. Ive never jumped out of a car that fast. They came back and said nah get in were not cops so I did get in and they had some of the strongest dro. We hotboxed it in that car for like an hour. It made my day.

Whats yalls most random/unexpected smoking experience?
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Haha thats funny. My most random would have to be when my friends called me to come outside at 2 am. I'm like half asleep and we just start toking up infront of the house cause my parents weren't there that week. my 3 friends see some chinese guy riding down the street with a bike talking on his sidekick. they run up to him slowly and then tackle him and the guy is like "oh please oh please no oh please god". I'm just laughing like crazy while smoking a blunt. then the guy calls 911 and they run in my house. we finish 2 more blunts then at 3am everyone just split up. good times and very very random :joint::peace:
 
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Keenly

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i work at wendys (fuck wendys)


about a month ago a was doing drive through


2 guys in a truck pull up and i ask for the money

and i notice the passenger is sparking a blunt

he saw me looking at him and he said

"sorry"

i said

"sorry for what? for leaving me out?"

"here man hit this"

i was like FUCK YEAAAAH

*looks around, leans out window, takes the biggest blunt hit of my life, as i could only get 1*


i held it in, got their change, handed them their food, RAN to the freezer to exhale lol
 
Toy Machine

Toy Machine

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My friend and I are smoking in his basement/bedroom and his mom comes home. She walks down stairs and says "Hey, whose smoking the dope without me?!" At first, I had no clue his parents smoked, I guess he doesn't tell a lot of people about it. So she gets downstairs and starts hitting the bowl. When we finish about 2 bowls, she asks If I could trade her some weed for Xanax. So I gave her a dime and I got 3 totems. Later on she buys us some alcohol and cigarettes in exchange for more weed.

Coolest parents ever.
 
NarrowEye

NarrowEye

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It happened just couple of weeks after i landed in US for the first time, some 4 years ago. Before i left europe i was smoking daily for like 3 years, heavily, and since i got here - no smoke at all. I missed my bong, friends and good laugh. One day i went fishing, near the dam on local river. I was sitting on a fishing pier, alone; no luck at all. Then this good looking redhead girl pulled out and come to the pier with her fishing gear. Said "hallo" or something, sat down and started fishing. Then she asks:
- do you mind if i have a smoke?-
- not at all, go ahead - i answered, then thought: fuck, are these americans are like this? she comes down here for fishing, in the middle of nowhere, outdoors, and asks if smoking a cigartte bothers me??
Then i smelled the most beautiful smell of burned weed, and went:
-can i join? - she says - ok,
so we got baked nicely, especially me, after a month break; i got really stoned..
I never met that girl again, and i would love to :)
 
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dthfromabv79

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lmao,

A few months ago, I went to an old high school buddy's house and we were smoking a lot in his room with no fan. I kept telling him lets go out on the roof and he's like nah we're fine. All of the sudden his mom comes in and gets really pissed. She gives us a 5 minute awkward speech, stopping for long times, while we're high as shit.

Here's the kicker: As she's walking out, she says, "By the way, there's pizza downstairs if your hungry." hahahaha, we were so confused but were dying.
 
rollingkansas

rollingkansas

Member
lmao, getting lectured while your stoned sucks cause it feels like forever haha and she offered you pizza for the munchies?! haha
 
Bob Marley Chiefs

Bob Marley Chiefs

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id say the most random experience is just passing the joint or blunt out the window to motorists that pull up next to us... iv gotten used to smoking with my friends parents as most of them smoke and always have..
 
Iron Lion Zion

Iron Lion Zion

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Mysticlown150 said:
Haha thats funny. My most random would have to be when my friends called me to come outside at 2 am. I'm like half asleep and we just start toking up infront of the house cause my parents weren't there that week. my 3 friends see some chinese guy riding down the street with a bike talking on his sidekick. they run up to him slowly and then tackle him and the guy is like "oh please oh please no oh please god". I'm just laughing like crazy while smoking a blunt. then the guy calls 911 and they run in my house. we finish 2 more blunts then at 3am everyone just split up. good times and very very random :joint::peace:
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So you don't worry about smoking when the parents are gone, but they let you grow weed on your windowsill...:roll:
 
t@intshredder

t@intshredder

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Mysticlown150 said:
Haha thats funny. My most random would have to be when my friends called me to come outside at 2 am. I'm like half asleep and we just start toking up infront of the house cause my parents weren't there that week. my 3 friends see some chinese guy riding down the street with a bike talking on his sidekick. they run up to him slowly and then tackle him and the guy is like "oh please oh please no oh please god". I'm just laughing like crazy while smoking a blunt. then the guy calls 911 and they run in my house. we finish 2 more blunts then at 3am everyone just split up. good times and very very random :joint::peace:
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Your 3 friends are douchebags. You should stick to Warcraft and most importantly:

http://www.gamespot.com/pc/rpg/worldofwarcraft/show_msgs.php?topic_id=m-1-46923782&pid=534914

go back to school, bro!
 
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Tryingtomastrkush

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Mysticlown150 said:
Haha thats funny. My most random would have to be when my friends called me to come outside at 2 am. I'm like half asleep and we just start toking up infront of the house cause my parents weren't there that week. my 3 friends see some chinese guy riding down the street with a bike talking on his sidekick. they run up to him slowly and then tackle him and the guy is like "oh please oh please no oh please god". I'm just laughing like crazy while smoking a blunt. then the guy calls 911 and they run in my house. we finish 2 more blunts then at 3am everyone just split up. good times and very very random :joint::peace:
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Another fuckin GEM from the peanut gallery......God damn dude you never stop do you?

Even if that did happen, which I SERIOUSLY doubt.....why the fuck you let your friends knock some innocent random person off their bike and laugh about it?

VERY priestly of you........fuckin idiot
 
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sogbunn

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used to work nights... we always rolled round at like 7 in the morn when we got off and blazed a few.... 1 morn (i believe a freinds b-day) we rolled a "cannon" and started to burn.. we saw a hitchiker so we picked him up... i swear, the guy almost fell over when he opened the door and our hotbox exghuasted in his face... he didnt puff but we drove him for like a 1/2 so he could get a cheque...
 
TheChosen

TheChosen

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Mysticlown150 said:
Haha thats funny. My most random would have to be when my friends called me to come outside at 2 am. I'm like half asleep and we just start toking up infront of the house cause my parents weren't there that week. my 3 friends see some chinese guy riding down the street with a bike talking on his sidekick. they run up to him slowly and then tackle him and the guy is like "oh please oh please no oh please god". I'm just laughing like crazy while smoking a blunt. then the guy calls 911 and they run in my house. we finish 2 more blunts then at 3am everyone just split up. good times and very very random :joint::peace:
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Are these the same friends that you got robbed with by the guy you were trying to rob? That shit is random but just pointless. What your friends did justifies a lot of the propaganda the government puts out and gives credence to Reefer Madness you idiot.


For my random moment.... I was taking a friend to a mall which is about a hour from my house to return something at Macy's. The thing is that there is a second mall five minutes from this mall which is strictly high end clothing/stuff (gucci, dior, louis vuitton, monte blanc, etc) but the other one has the Macy's. She smoked me out on two blunts on the ride up which made it enjoyable. So we get out at the mall and begin to walk around but we can't find the Macy's. So we walk back to the other side of mall thinking we somehow missed the entrance, but no there is no Macy's. So finally after about half a hour of stoned zombying around I said let's look at a directory and realised we drove past the right mall and went to the wrong one. Silly me :hug:
 
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zebra

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Mysticlown150 said:
Haha thats funny. My most random would have to be when my friends called me to come outside at 2 am. I'm like half asleep and we just start toking up infront of the house cause my parents weren't there that week. my 3 friends see some chinese guy riding down the street with a bike talking on his sidekick. they run up to him slowly and then tackle him and the guy is like "oh please oh please no oh please god". I'm just laughing like crazy while smoking a blunt. then the guy calls 911 and they run in my house. we finish 2 more blunts then at 3am everyone just split up. good times and very very random :joint::peace:
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so after he calls the cop you guys ran into your house which he obviously saw and now knows where u live and procecced to smoke more while the cops are coming?
 
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