lol, I would never trust a crack head to carry my things. Dude, I had a crack head once steal my fucking PAM! You know, the cooking spray...WTF?
I had a crack head friend. One time he went on a two day crack binge here is what happened:
1. Cashed his pay check for $30
2. Bought crack, lost his shoes and ended up with bloody feet at a bus stop
3. Asked a lady for bus money she gave him a $50
4. Bought more crack ended up in a gay strip club
5. Won the strip competition and $200
The next day he told me that was the first time he ever smoked crack and ended up with more money in his pocket than he started with. I asked if it was worth it he said no . . .
We should just have an all crack head work force . . .