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One Fish Two Fish



This guy looks like a real life Dr. Seuss character!
Texas




Let Down Your Hair



Dear Rapunzel, that looks HEAVY AS HELL!!! It looks like a rolled up rug chillin’ on your dome! How/why do you put up with that?
P.S. I like your short yellow shorts and big shoes.
Ohio




Farm Love



On that special day, nothing says ‘I Love You’ more than a Cow Limo with a big piece of sh*t on the trunk……although rolling up to prom in this limo is actually a pretty sweet idea.
Indiana




TIGHTER!!!



I bet this guy is wearing a condom just so everything is tight and snug….come to think of it, this guy kind of looks like a big condom but I don’t have the balls to tell him that.
Georgia




Tramp Stamped



Dear Skeezy McSkeezerson, thanks for moving your nightie so we could get a nice glance at whatever it is you inked above your crack to thwart off potential suitors.
Oklahoma




Everything Is More Fabulous In Texas



Hell no we ain’t got no gays down here in Texas!…..Whats that? Oh, yeah, I made this vest myself. Looks good don’t it?
Texas






Somewhere Over The Rainbow



This guy is rocking his neon colors like they are going extinct tomorrow! Seriously, we could see you in the dark. Yet, he is wearing long brown socks, which I can only assume is because he is wearing sandals.
Idaho






Sanford And Son



How do you pile that much crap that high? It looks like something from a cartoon!
Oklahoma




Priceless



It’s actually the bar code for birth control so girls can just scan the back of his head and realize it’s not a good idea.
Tennessee




Penn And Teller



That doesn’t look like Teller, but then again they are comedic magicians so I’m not gonna fall for that old trick.
Virginia






Where Are They Now…Poison Groupies



Now kids, before Bret Michaels had Rock of Love skanks he had Poison groupies. Years later some of them still refuse to accept the new skank-style and delusionally live in their past; others died of syphilis, but i digress…..
California




Trifecta



This my friends is a trifecta….You have (1)the short shorts(Always a plus), accompanied by (2)a tie dyed shirt (It’s not mesh but still fun), and nothing is better than (3)the fanny pack (practical and stylish). If he had flip-up shades it would be a Jackpot, but we can’t get greedy.
Tennessee




The Irony Of “Self Checkout”



Hey Beyonce, throw on some pants and a whole shirt….your gunt is creeping into the bags.
California




Some Of That Purple Stuff



I think that even if this guy showed up at a Minnesota Vikings game people would stare.
Florida




Not Even Close



I can’t even think up of a rationale someone would give themselves before leaving the house with those on! Even if it was 3 a.m. and you were going to a remote cave in the mountains by yourself you would probably say, “These aren’t flattering at all, I’ll change.”
North Carolina




Nice Marketing



Larry, buddy, let me give you a quick piece of advice. Don’t advertise your autobody business on a crusty old 1988 red, white, and blue Dodge Caravan with missing hub caps. That would be like Gold’s Gym passing out 6XL t-shirts.
Minnesota






The Deer Hunter



Am I the only one waiting for Joe Pesci to start going at this thing in the trunk with a kitchen knife?
Wisconsin






No Girls Allowed



Is it still a tree house if it’s not technically in a tree? I think I’ll allow it.
Georgia




So Paid…I Think?



Let me get this straight. You spent money. To paint money. On the side of your Impala. Yet, you don’t have rims and you drive an Impala with money painted on the side, so that suggests you don’t really have money…..now I’m confused.
Ohio




Firm Fit



Gym teachers in the 70’s didn’t wear their shorts this tight and this high.
Texas




Walmart is Grrrrrreat!



“Where the hell is the cereal aisle?”
Georgia






Sweet Undies



Who would have thought that the fanny pack was the second most embarrassing thing in this picture?
Maryland


Sweet Undies Part Deux



How unbelievably fortunate are we that someone else was able to grab a closeup of this local legend?
Maryland








Guess Who’s Back?



This man is becoming a legend on this site! But when you start to accent the undies with a flannel vest, HOT DAMN!! How could you not be legendary?
Pennsylvania






I Like Your Fuzzy Hood



I can’t tell if that’s a hooker or a teenage European boy……or both.
Oklahoma






Jurassic Park



I’m not quite sure if Godzilla belongs on the dinosaur van, but since this guy included him, I’m glad he is at the very top where he belongs…..Godzilla would beat down every other dinosaur. That’s a fact. Look it up.
West Virginia










Tails



Yeah this may seem odd here, but what you don’t see is Sonic grabbing some mac-n-cheese, so its really not that weird.
California










Lil’ Bow Wow



Parents, STOP THIS! Stop this now! Your kid is not a dog, get him off the leash. I don’t want to hear that you are too busy to watch your child in public. Your priorities are kid first, remembering milk second. Most of the time it’s the kids on leashes that are ignored by their parents the most. But i guess its okay that little Timmy is throwing Oreos at an employee as long as he is doing it while tied to his monkey backpack leash. JUST STOP IT.
North Carolina










Room For 1



I love it. I wish I could have seen Bozo the clown come out, unlock the handcuffs, and roll away carrying his bags.
California








Assualt Protection



You have no idea what this guy had to go through in the frozen food section to get that ice cream. All I’m saying is that Titan may or may not have hit him with a tennis ball from the air cannon.
Georgia










I Love Gooooooold



Kinda like a ghetto C-3PO…
Illinois






Work It Nana



We have this picture up so that you can stare at it for 5 minutes to decide if she is hot, then try to convince yourself that you don’t actually think she’s hot when you know she really is.
Oklahoma






Why So Serious?



It’s simple: We, uh, kill the Batman.
Ohio










Hog Tied



I’m curious as to whether getting arrested half naked in Walmart is his high or low point in his life.
Texas






WTF



If you asked a 7 year old to dress himself, he would probably come out looking something like this…probably better actually.
Kentucky








Uh Oh



I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out. I just sharted. Now let’s go.
Washington










OH…..MY…..GOD!!!!!



There should be an application process in order to procreate.
Texas






All Smiles



You know you don’t have to dress as the logo to shop there, right?
Texas
 
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