You know someones a rookie smoker when . . .

[Matt09784]

You know someones a rookie smoker, when they grab your pipe to take a hit. And proceed to light the bowl with their other finger OFF the carb and then exhale like they just took a monster hit.

 

[doitinthewoods]

or when they power lung a joint and make it run all over the place.

 

[Sr. Verde]

or when they power lung a joint and make it run all over the place.

I hate that shit.


People truely dont know how to smoke joints unless they roll them



I hate when people text me and use the word weed

Its like saying pot

Which has a negative connotation to it, it feels like im doing something bad

 

[Matt09784]

When you let them take a hit from your bong, take too big a hit than they can't handle, and blow the bowl all over the place. I was fucking pissed.

 

[Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!]

How about when they take your bong and take a rip that they can't handle, cough out the smoke, keel over, a drop your bong to its eternal demise.

 

[cph]

A few months back I passed the bong off and the guy said "how do you hit this?" I couldn't help but LOL!!

 

[Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!]

 

[InsaneInTheBrain]

When they start crying about 15-30 minutes after smoking. Has happened twice (both times it was trainwreck).

 

[Matt09784]

When you just get done with a j and they ask every 5 minutes " do I look high? Are my eyes red?"

 

[tical916]

How about when they take your bong and take a rip that they can't handle, cough out the smoke, keel over, a drop your bong to its eternal demise.

How bout, when they get up off the coach after a long smoking session. Proceed to bump the table knocking the bong off table and everyone watching it fall in slow motion smashing to the ground.

 

[The Real Peter Parker]

When they buy anything less than 'K-Town' [local term] --> [high mids]

 

[Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!]

Oh I got the end all be all. I've seen it happen too...

WHEN THE DIPSHIT STARTS FREAKING OUT AND KEEPS REPEATING I'M OD'ING!!

 

[d.s.m.]

or when they power lung a joint and make it run all over the place.

This. This. This.

 

[The Real Peter Parker]

When they think it's a good idea to smoke in my room, in my car, etc. I'm on fucking probation, and smoking of marijuana, is prohibited in my car [due to personal reasons] and definitely prohibited in the dorm.

 

[Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!]

When they 'roll' a joint with notebook paper.

 

[gogrow]

when someone asks if you can find them any "420".... wtf??

 

[The Real Peter Parker]

When they 'roll' a joint with notebook paper.

Better yet, gum wrapper...

Or you ask them if they have their piece, they say yeah, and bust out a mutilated drink can.

 

[Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!]

LMAO. Well the DEA has 420 as another slang term for MARIJUANA so it must be right?

Intervention.org LOL
http://intervention.org/streetdrugslang.htm

 

[gogrow]

LMAO. Well the DEA has 420 as another slang term for MARIJUANA so it must be right?

Intervention.org LOL
http://intervention.org/streetdrugslang.htm

you would have to have heard the proposition.... my jaw dropped

 

[The Real Peter Parker]

I used to have a poster up in an abandoned house we used to hang out in... '600 street names for marijuana' and the best one was Macaroni and Cheese. We had a rule when we were chillin out there, that you had to look on the poster and use a different name every time you talked about it. We had rapping competitions using only words off of the poster... good times... younger days.