what to do when your girlfriends brother steals your buds

VansStoner1748

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Kill him,You cant be too harsh on people like this,They will never learn, So make sure they never learn ANYTHING ever again. Im sorry but hes a theif man,This must be done.

Edit:I might have been too harsh,Cut his spine in half.
 

palehawaiian

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When i was a teen there used to be this guy that always came to smoke and never brought any smoke... no one liked him except for the fact that he gave us entertainment while we were baked.

Long story short we all got sick of him sucking up all our weed and not giving any in return so we invited him over to smoke and every time we gave him a hit we put a match head in with it. Now you gotta make sure your taking bong hits so each hit can be pulled in one hit (wouldnt want him to find out on his own). When he is to almost the point of crying cause his throat hurts so bad (and it will hurt for days) dump your bong out on his lap and show him all the matcheads in the water, let him know why you did it to him the tell him he's lucky cause it was a toss up between the match heads or your pistol up his ass. Then break his nose.
 

SmokeyMcChokey

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Farm out the ass whoopin so it doesn't come back to you.Then when he shows up beat to hell say something like Oh I see other people think you are a low life piece of shit too with a smile on our face. Then pollish your ass hole with his toothbrush Just deep enough so it isn't brown. Fuck his sister in his bed and wipe yer cock on his pillow. Put a 2 litter of dew in his gas tank. Put Nare in his shampoo. Nothing is too good for a fucking weed thief. Register him up for NAMBLA too get him on the mailing list.
thats what im talking about:fire:


make sure he never forgets i dunno about the dew in the tank though. thats messin with a mans ride.
 

CSI Stickyicky

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A lot of harsh replies. Violence is a last answer, BUT im not opposed. If you let somebody kick you today, they will come back to kick you again tomorrow. You gotta let this asshole know one way or another that he crossed the line. Since you can't report this theft to the cops, its up to you to take care of it. (not like the cops do shit anyway if you report stuff stolen to them.) I like the idea about farming out the asswhoopin so that you don't get problems with the family. But he has to know it came from you. I would first give him an opportunity to make it up to you, but thats just me. Let him know you know. Ask calmly for it back, tell him its his only chance to avoid problems. and if he says no, calmly walk away. THEN...... Fuck his shit up! have his ass whooped, slash his tires, break his windows, poor dew in the tank, or whatever it takes. Just dont get caught.

Personally, i have had this issue a few times, once with a friends brother, once with a roommates girlfriend. First time, i called it a loss, and bought a safe. Brought it in right in front of that bitch, and said "some fuckin cunt has been taking from my stash." She was livid, and she never stole from me again. she knew i knew, and nobody got beat up. Second time, with the friends brother, we left oregano and schwag on a plate, with a pack of papers, knowing as soon as we left he would smoke it. We came back, and some was missing! After that, my friend got an extra lock on his door, and his brother never stole again. Locks are a non violent solution for the future, but violence may be more fun...
 

growitEZ

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piss allover his room,,
or get dog shit and hide it in different places around his room,,
kinda gross but fuk it,,
 

Tunda

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Show him naked pics if his sister doing freaky stuff and traumatize his weed stealing ass
 

palehawaiian

Active Member
you should make a video of yourself scrubbing your ass with his toothbrush. Then when he's right in the middle of brushing pull out the camera and show him
 

Johnnyorganic

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you should make a video of yourself scrubbing your ass with his toothbrush. Then when he's right in the middle of brushing pull out the camera and show him
LOL!

That reminds me of a prank I heard about when I was in college. A well known bad-boy fraternity asked the hottest sorority to do a mixer and they were turned down flat. Shortly thereafter the sorority received donuts with a nice card.

The next morning they received a stack of Polaroids. The entire pledge class was photographed wearing every donut. That's right - they sent them stuck up bitches dick donuts.

They ate pledge cock rings.
 

DoeEyed

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I don't know that the guy needs his ass kicked just yet, but I wouldn't let this go unchallenged, either. I mean - the guy stole something out of your home. Whether it was weed, or your rent money, or her jewelry, he took something - and who knows what it will be next time? You need to step up and say something - even if your girlfriend doesn't like it. Or are you willing to allow her brother to keep doing this to you for however long you date her?
 

Resin225

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I'm an eye for an eye guy. I would take something from him worth the same amount and say nothing to anyone. ps3 games, etc. I've found that people like this only care about their stuff. They believe they should have what they want, damn everyone else. Or i would just tuck some dog shit in the front toe of his shoe, then smile when he goes nuts.
 

Johnnyorganic

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I know one thing. I do not wish to meet anybody here who says the thief should get his ass kicked in. Fighting over drugs is what criminals do.

And the eye for an eye thing could cause some trouble, too. Thieves suck ass and nothing justifies stealing. Forgive the triteness, but two wrongs do not make a right.

Under these circumstances, the OP left his bag unguarded in the home of somebody else. His best response should be to write it off and never let it happen again. It's just a quarter bag, after all.
 

GrowSpecialist

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I know one thing. I do not wish to meet anybody here who says the thief should get his ass kicked in. Fighting over drugs is what criminals do.

And the eye for an eye thing could cause some trouble, too. Thieves suck ass and nothing justifies stealing. Forgive the triteness, but two wrongs do not make a right.

Under these circumstances, the OP left his bag unguarded in the home of somebody else. His best response should be to write it off and never let it happen again. It's just a quarter bag, after all.
Thats the biggest bunch of shit I've heard in quite a while.
 

GrowSpecialist

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Dismissive response. :lol:

Why don't you try to explain why you feel this way? :?:

My points were pretty straightforward so 'bunch of shit' ain't gonna cut it. :dunce:
You're saying that thieves should get away with ripping people off. You're saying that since its unguarded weed, its fair game... and NOTHING should be done about it.

I agree with you that violence won't work. That is the wrong answer. However, something should be done. People like that need to know how it feels to be ripped off... and they need to know that their actions will come back at them. To me, the only answer is to steal something from HIM. If the OP does this, it doesn't make him a thief. He's just receiving the value of what was taken from him.

It sounds to me like you haven't had something stolen from you before... or its been a long time and you've forgotten what it feels like.

To me, its not about the weed. Its about being disrespected. You've gotta let people know that you just won't stand there and take it. Otherwise, it will keep happening.
 

PhrostbyteRPX

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i have had plenty of things stolen from me, unfortunately it was more than a quarter and worse than that it was by a so called "friend" ha. one thing i do know is not to be an idiot and do something to get the law involved, that is first and foremost. thieves tend to get whats coming either way. i'd just swallow my tongue, smoke a bong, and don't let it happen again.
 

Johnnyorganic

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You're saying that thieves should get away with ripping people off. You're saying that since its unguarded weed, its fair game... and NOTHING should be done about it.
Wrong. When did I say thieves should get away with anything?

OP can't go to the law. Nor can he risk making a stink.

His home was not invaded or burgled. In previous posts on this thread I stated categorically that had that been the case my advice would be quite different.

I said that under these circumstances the OP should ensure that it never happens again. That is something.
I agree with you that violence won't work. That is the wrong answer. However, something should be done. People like that need to know how it feels to be ripped off... and they need to know that their actions will come back at them. To me, the only answer is to steal something from HIM. If the OP does this, it doesn't make him a thief. He's just receiving the value of what was taken from him.
Perhaps, but imagine the scenario when the thief accusses the OP of being a thief. The OP will not be able to counter with 'He stole my weed. I was just getting him back.' No. He will be defenseless when he is labled a thief. Totally not worth it.
It sounds to me like you haven't had something stolen from you before... or its been a long time and you've forgotten what it feels like.
I have. It's not a good feeling. But when it was my fucking fault I had to just shrug it off. I lost a damn fine mountain bike a few years ago because I got lazy and forgot to bring it in. The thief just strolled up to the front of my house and took off. I've been thieved for more than that, but suffice it to say I had to learn to protect my belongings.
To me, its not about the weed. Its about being disrespected. You've gotta let people know that you just won't stand there and take it. Otherwise, it will keep happening.
Who cares about the respect of a thief? A thief could disrespect me all day long and I would laugh in his fucking face.

It will not keep happening if the OP takes measures to protect his property.
 
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