how do i sign up for welfare and other free shit?

[mr craig]

anyone know how i can get welfare and an ebt card etc. ? i really want to get free money and food and just pimp the system. is it possibel to get this even though im not poor? any tips are welcome.

 

[mr craig]

also where do i go, is it city hall or do i need to get some kind of application, what do i say etc???????? thanks.

 

[Straight up G]

"Pimp the system even though I'm not poor"

IMO sound like you need your own pimp bro, get a jay oh bee.

 

[Straight up G]

also where do i go, is it city hall or do i need to get some kind of application, what do i say etc???????? thanks.

Just say

"Ho I'm here to pimp the system y'all 'cause I'm a baller"

 

[speedyseedz]

Just say

"Ho I'm here to pimp the system y'all 'cause I'm a baller"

Then after that, you could go pimp a med license

 

[mr craig]

Just say

"Ho I'm here to pimp the system y'all 'cause I'm a baller.

gee thanks im sure that will convince em to give me free shit. i need REAL TIPS so i can fool these fucks into giving me money and food and whatever else i can get for free. anyone know what kind of questions they will ask etc? i want to prepare a good story and be ready with whatever i dont want any surprises.

 

[mr craig]

i can come up with a good sob story or whatever it takes i jsut need details on where to go and what to say etc.. anyone with experience please help thanks.

 

[speedyseedz]

gee thanks im sure that will convince em to give me free shit. i need REAL TIPS so i can fool these fucks into giving me money and food and whatever else i can get for free. anyone know what kind of questions they will ask etc? i want to prepare a good story and be ready with whatever i dont want any surprises.

If you were in England all you would have to do is say you were an imigrant, then you would get a house, welfare, healthcare, priority over native citizens you name it.

 

[mr craig]

Then after that, you could go pimp a med license

maybe man med weeds expesnive so id have to get some fake credit cards to buy it or whatever... do any med clubs take credit cards?

 

[mr craig]

im in the us so i need anyone with info on the us to answer where and how to get welfare and ebt cards etc..

 

[idlehands80]

i can come up with a good sob story or whatever it takes i jsut need details on where to go and what to say etc.. anyone with experience please help thanks.

You sir, are part of the problem with this country. You do realize that the people paying taxes are the ones paying for welfare. I surely hope that karma kicks you straight in the balls.

 

[mr craig]

You sir, are part of the problem with this country. You do realize that the people paying taxes are the ones paying for welfare. I surely hope that karma kicks you straight in the balls.

why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free though? shit its not like it matters anyways if i dont take it someone else will. the way i see it lifes to short to not take advantage and pimp the system.

 

[mr craig]

its not like im really robbing anyone or stealing from someone i just want to pimp the system. im sure people do it all the time so who gives a shit.

 

[NickNasty]

I doubt you would be able to get welfare unless you are paid under the table but you may be able to get food stamps if you want to see if you qualify check this http://www.snap-step1.usda.gov/fns/

 

[mr craig]

right on food stamps or whatever i just want all the free shit and as much of it as i can get.

 

[mr craig]

do i need any proof or anything or can i just go to city hall or whatever and say im poor and need money and food?

 

[CrackerJax]

Just go to the welfare office in ur area. What's the problem? It isn't difficult to do.

 

[Mcgician]

More handouts, just what the world needs. Pfft..........

 

[CrackerJax]

All it costs ... is ur pride.

 

[Mcgician]

All it costs ... is ur pride.

You're killing me bro!