this is going to be fun....what is the dumbest thing you have ever heard on here?

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if.I.grow.it.theywillcome

if.I.grow.it.theywillcome

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let me start it off with a couple of my fav's...


1. should i piss in my plants? piss has nitrogen so it should be good right?

2. males have 7 fan leaves and females have 5 fan leaves.

3. should i grind up some valium and feed it to my plants so i can get more stoned?


these are 3 of just many...post yours!:clap:
 
mcpurple

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well the piss one isnt that bad it really does work mexico does to almost all theri crops. i just dont like the idea of piss in my weed so i use ferts. but the other 2 are really dumb qs. and that crakhead in your avatar is nasty man but funny. i cant really remeber much dumbstuff buy if i do i will post it. but i think the stupidest question is is it a femal or male. it is really easy to tell the differenc and also if u cant tell GOOGLE it its much faster for everyone. and has good answers and pics
 
zigginanzaggin

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I saw one where a guy was asking if a police helicopter would be able to spot the heat his 150 watt CFL was putting out. He was concerned because he was close to the top floor. I got a good laugh outta that one
 
speedyseedz

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zigginanzaggin said:
I saw one where a guy was asking if a police helicopter would be able to spot the heat his 150 watt CFL was putting out. He was concerned because he was close to the top floor. I got a good laugh outta that one
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I've got far too many to list, most of them you can't even make sense out of. You should see some of the shit i get as questions in my inbox.
 
BongFiend420

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Well, piss needs to be heavily diluted with water before it is fed. Striaght pissing in your plant will quickly kill it. Trust me I seen this happen before. 1-2 drops per litre is not bad though.
 
speedyseedz

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BongFiend420 said:
Well, piss needs to be heavily diluted with water before it if fed. Striaght pissing in your plant will quickly kill it. Trust me I seen this happen before. 1-2 drops per litre is not bad though.
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put a nail through the stem to increase potency by stressing it out.
 
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WolfScott

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The dumbest thing I've seen on here, and I've seen it more than once is ; People explaining exactly how seed company's do there stealth shipping! LOL I guess common sense is not so common after all
 
speedyseedz

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BongFiend420 said:
I also heard soaking your seeds in a small amount of estrogen will increase your chances of having females.
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there used to be a big list of things you could do to increase your chances of fems, light colour, temps blah blah blah blah blah.

I never got it though, surely if your gonna change the sex of something your gonna get a mixture of ones that were nearly there and hermie on ya.

I still think its complete bullshit to be honest, I think the conditions when that seed was bred plays more of a role.

If it is bred in near perfect conditions, then the mother plant is going to chuck out more females because it knows it has a higher rate of survival like that, if it knows its not so good, then it will create more males to make sure that at least one or 2 fems get pollenated.

The other thing i think is bullshit is that silly chart that shows you how to detect male or female from the shape of the dimple on the seed.

bollocks.
 
mcpurple

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male and femals are determind when being made by the mother nothing else can change the sex. and i have used birth control pills before it is said to add hormones but i didnt see nothing great happin and it was my very firts grow ever i tried it on. ive also heard of the nail thing but i wont try that unless it was a few days before harvest
 
speedyseedz

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420 swede said:
I can only come up with one right now and its the dude who came up with the brilliant idea of starting to grow completely under water.
A true genious !

https://www.rollitup.org/general-marijuana-growing/309554-possibly-new-way-grow.html
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that could actually work though, you would need to pump oxygen and co2 in, with a difuser to get the bubbles all nice and small, but you do have plant life in the bottom of aquariums working on the same principles, you would just have to get the oxygen and co2 right.
 
speedyseedz

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CrackerJax said:
That the government is going to lower the cost of health care.
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the government is going to lower the cost of health care, but also the quality of treatment.

here in the uk we got the nhs, I discussed this earlier with my buddy on im.

he asked me how free health care is, i replied.

the difference between usa and uk in healthcare at the moment is

the hospitals in the usa look to see how much they can bill for

the hospitals in the uk look to see how little they can spend
 
mcpurple

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i just been reading a thread about a guy who flowers under a 36/12 shcedule he has pics to back it up and everything. but man is that stupid, why waste an xtra 12 hours of energy to get mabye the same amount of product
 
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