The UK Growers Thread!

[dura72]

i will be chargin absolutely maximum prices and selling it wet, hopefully to young people who have to dip their granny's purse to pay for it resulting in an early death of aforementioned pensioner due to hypothermia, starvation, shock or down right broken heartedness at robbin grandchild. parent of grandchild will be devastaed that there own mum is dead as a result of there own badly behaved progeny and will retreat into a world of drink and missing days at work due to depression eventually leading to the sack causing more strain to an already creaking benefits system, child in a fit of angst and guilt will commit suicide leaving siblings in a state of shock as there beloved brother will never be there to see there wedding/birth of child and so they will never marrry and only produce multiple children out of wedlock who as a result of being brought up in one parent family's will turn to crime and homosexuality and eventually the state will crumble as this malaise spreads to engulf society. all as a result of my wet weed and down right greed. dura chaos theory.

 

[dura72]

and no im still selling at a 0.9 for a tenner and if ye dont like it go chase the little yellow fellows.lol

 

[tip top toker]

yeah, i was really impressed with the weight (and this is absolutely bone crispy dry) as you say, considering the veg, and also considering it was my first time in DWC and had not much clue what was going on the enxt batch will be out in a fortnight and then the second tote will be halfway through flowering. they're all trimmed down so i'm hoping for some stonking colas

and dura, it sounds like we are about to encounter a new civil war, TTT of england and wales, with his 1.7g magic vs almighty dura of scotland (snigger ) and his .9g tenths, revolution is in the air, make good of your anger! crush the scottish bastards, rar rar rar!!

 

[dura72]

oops did is say 0.9....thats only for the jocks, the rest o u lot are gettting 0.7 (and its sprayed(and u really dont wanna know what with!))
personally ive never sold grams of grass, cant be fucked with the hassle of all the door knockers, i keep it to 40 a quarter and 160 the oz coz its 99% mates i punt to. i like to make my coin but ive never liked the rip off brigade, i costed out my last grow and it worked out at £27 an oz but that was also including total equipment purchase but removing that it worked out at less than £10 an oz, fuckin incredible mark up and its not like its fuckin hard work watering a fucking plant!!im the same with all my goods, you get 5'e' for a tenner and you pay £40 for 0.9g of charlie, my hash is 20 a q or 70 the oz. and my gear is never underweight and always of good quality(ive had the odd crappy gear but i either tell u in advance and sell it cheap or its more usually returned to my supplier coz i cant be arsed listening to all u moaning faced cunts whineing about it, i say all this so that every one keeps in mind that when u want or need drugs its clowns like me that take the risks to keep u buggers high. support your local dealer.

 

[dura72]

That'll teach the bitch to keep the house in the divorce....

Before I left, I set 3 white rats free in the house with 1,2,& 4 written on their backs.

 

[dura72]

A Geordie pulled this rather large lass from wigan one night and took her back to his , he pulled down his pants , she said WOW thats a gut "un" , bemused he asks "what the fook is a gutt "un" she says "it means its a big one .

Then she pulled her knickers down and he said "Wow that a canny "un" bemused the wigan lass says "whats a canny "un"
he says "ITS A FOOKING BIG VALLEY THAT COWBOYS RIDE THROUGH "

 

[dura72]

Darwin's theory of evolution explains about survival of the fittest. Basically, the creature best suited to its environment will enjoy healthy birth rates, thus breeding other species into extinction.

Now consider the chip shops, fat teenage mothers and hordes of screaming little shits in Liverpool.

 

[HAGGIS N HASH]

Edinburgh your paying 25 for a 3.5g,10 for 1g.If you go to the yardies its 20 for soaking wet bud lol.Thank fuck mines is drying!No more smoking shitty "pollen" haha.

 

[growwwww]

Ive just found some nice "hash" or so it seems, although im really skeptical about how healthy it is, however it has a fucking nice high

 

[tip top toker]

do i hear....?

do i hear....?

yes!

TRAIL MIX!!

i love finding bits of this and that in places in random places, almost as good a feeling as putting on a pair of trousers and finding a random £10 note in the pocket. win!! it doesn't count as money, it MUST be spent so in lite of the aforementioned thingymajig, you find it, praise it and light it! i'm very very stoned. i'm having a joint of echeese with every half pint of stella i drink i'm on 3 pints now in 2 hours. heh

 

[growwwww]

do i hear....?

do i hear....?

yes!

TRAIL MIX!!

i love finding bits of this and that in places in random places, almost as good a feeling as putting on a pair of trousers and finding a random £10 note in the pocket. win!! it doesn't count as money, it MUST be spent so in lite of the aforementioned thingymajig, you find it, praise it and light it! i'm very very stoned. i'm having a joint of echeese with every half pint of stella i drink i'm on 3 pints now in 2 hours. heh

Im hitting the pipe, i jsut love smokgin grade out of my pipe, especially with a lil bit of hash, just put in some bud, and crumble bit of hash ontop yum!!!! anyway im so stoned im gonna sleep

 

[HAGGIS N HASH]

I will take a bit of black,but soapy is shit I dont care how clean it is,pish!!Pollen isn't much better but if thats all thats going you will buy it.Once I found out what they do to soapbar I stopped smoking it,dog shit mmmm lol.

 

[HAGGIS N HASH]

I'm dipping in to my drying skunk 1, its pretty good for my first grow stoned! can't wait to start barneys LSD from speedy,going to germ them tomorrow,I use the paper towel plate method or in a plastic bag.What do you guys reckon is the best way don't want to fuck these seeds.

 

[mr west]

very stoned on east coast sour diesel pheno headband
bump ( wrong thread but fuk it) BUMP

 

[ultimate buds]

yeah, i was really impressed with the weight (and this is absolutely bone crispy dry) as you say, considering the veg, and also considering it was my first time in DWC and had not much clue what was going on the enxt batch will be out in a fortnight and then the second tote will be halfway through flowering. they're all trimmed down so i'm hoping for some stonking colas

and dura, it sounds like we are about to encounter a new civil war, TTT of england and wales, with his 1.7g magic vs almighty dura of scotland (snigger ) and his .9g tenths, revolution is in the air, make good of your anger! crush the scottish bastards, rar rar rar!!

would you say its easier growin in dwc than in soil? or rockwool or whatever other ways youve tried? im helpin a friend set up a 1 plant grow an i need to make it as simple ass possible for him, i go round most weekends so was thinkin dwc should be good if i get somethin with a big enough res so it only needs changein once a week an then set the light n fans on timers that way all he should need to do is make sure everythings workin each day

 

[ultimate buds]

I'm dipping in to my drying skunk 1, its pretty good for my first grow stoned! can't wait to start barneys LSD from speedy,going to germ them tomorrow,I use the paper towel plate method or in a plastic bag.What do you guys reckon is the best way don't want to fuck these seeds.

i prefer to soak them in ph,d water for 12 - 24 hours (usually 16) an then do the paper towel thing, i also put the plate ontop of my pc monitor (the part on the caseing where the heat escapes) i find thay germ quicker with the heat and you get a good germination rate

 

[biglewis]

anyone know where to find good hash in london?? haha havnt had hash is years!!

 

[mr west]

that reminds me a have a massive bag of trim i need to make some hash lol

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

oops did is say 0.9....thats only for the jocks, the rest o u lot are gettting 0.7 (and its sprayed(and u really dont wanna know what with!))
personally ive never sold grams of grass, cant be fucked with the hassle of all the door knockers, i keep it to 40 a quarter and 160 the oz coz its 99% mates i punt to. i like to make my coin but ive never liked the rip off brigade, i costed out my last grow and it worked out at £27 an oz but that was also including total equipment purchase but removing that it worked out at less than £10 an oz, fuckin incredible mark up and its not like its fuckin hard work watering a fucking plant!!im the same with all my goods, you get 5'e' for a tenner and you pay £40 for 0.9g of charlie, my hash is 20 a q or 70 the oz. and my gear is never underweight and always of good quality(ive had the odd crappy gear but i either tell u in advance and sell it cheap or its more usually returned to my supplier coz i cant be arsed listening to all u moaning faced cunts whineing about it, i say all this so that every one keeps in mind that when u want or need drugs its clowns like me that take the risks to keep u buggers high. support your local dealer.

man i wish you lived a little closer haha, ive got to ask are your E actually mdma? ive not seen a real E in about 2-3 years piparazines legal shite and mephedrone, ive really missed a good bean. havent even seen mdma for a good while.

 

[dura72]

couldnt say for definete if the 'e' had mdma in them or not although most people who're takin' them seem happy enuff, they're probably as good as ive had in the last couple of years but to be honest its just a little side venture, they move slowly theses days probably takes about 2 month or so to shift a thousand, i tried selling pure mdma but no one round my way was really into it , it had fucked up the town one weekend when it first appeared and hospitalised a couple of people, daft cunts were snorting it in charlie sized lines lol, and as a result it was was about as popular as beggar outside a synagogue, i liked it myself though but the fucking comedown was awesome.