The UK Growers Thread!

[ultimate buds]

Time to get all Columbo man Booby traps n shit haha! I will check out my local morrisons for these slow release pellets you speak of...thanks for that!

Can you (be bothered?) to post up some pics of your outside grow...i dont want to steal your green honest haha! Just want to see somebodys setup so i can get an idea!

check this out for outdoor ideas its u.s. but you gonna have some of the same problems

https://www.rollitup.org/grow-journals/325552-scarholes-outdoor-2010-video-jounal.html

 

[tip top toker]

Get a haircut you hippy

haha, this is always a source of entertainment between me and a friend. i don't want to sound too much like some twat, but on the whole, chavs, townies, i don't know how to class them without using it sounding a slur, have short hari, sahved hair, spikey VERY SHORT HAIR, my friends, it literally gets an inch long and he's racing to the barber because of how long it is. i've never had my hair cut shorter than around an inch and a half in my life, in my life it's almost been unheard of to have short hair, form my life, the middle/upper class grow long locks and sweeping fringes and such

can't defend my class right now though, hot as foooook! ent no damned hippy though, fuck hippies, they don't put any kind of positive spin on the cannabis argument, fucking lazy ass stoner hippies!

gave my dealer (i guess now he's more a friend who deals ) some e-cheese and he could not get enough of it told me i must be totally dialed in which is a nice bit of encouragement, i find it very mild, aforementioned short haired friend, couple of tokes on a blunt and he was gone wiht the wind, never seen smoeone with suhc bad slanty eyes!

anyone ever been to a track day? it's a bit pricey but i fancy going out with a couple of friends and having a really good thrash around

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

Time to get all Columbo man Booby traps n shit haha! I will check out my local morrisons for these slow release pellets you speak of...thanks for that!

Can you (be bothered?) to post up some pics of your outside grow...i dont want to steal your green honest haha! Just want to see somebodys setup so i can get an idea!

sorry no i deliberatley didnt take the camera for the security aspect if i got collared by the farmer or popo it'd be a bit hard to explain away

but to give you an idea i dug out a 1ft square patch of the top sod then dug down another half foor broke the soil up chucked a few slow release pellets in then the plant on top watered them in with a half litre each and repeat! look for somewhere that will get sun all day if you can.

 

[tip top toker]

hmmmm, 80.3F room temp, i'd hate to know what my tent is sitting at with it's lack of extraction cheese mother seems to be failing. i also wonder about the water temperature, that could be an issue

 

[dura72]

even with extraction my temps are peakin at around 32c , suppose it could be worse , thank fuck i have my lights on thru the nite and not the day though. my fuckin face is killin me, been sneezin non stop all fuckin day, feel like total shit, my fuckin spastic g/f thought it'd be funny to throw 20 'e' into our vodka smoothies and not botherr telling me....oh yeah, funny as fuck, i just got up walked out and left her with the kids and a comedown while i went to my own flat and slept for about 16 hours, i fuckin hate takin 'e' unless i've gotta handful of valium to cushion me.

 

[tip top toker]

i have my lights on daytime in the day haha, paranoia, yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh

that's a bit messed up mate. if a friend spiked my drink with something, however "harmless", i think i'd be pretty pissed off, especially if it's going to put you on your back for a while in a rather sorry state! eevil shenanigans.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0e65e16c1c/super-troopersshenanigans-from-dirttron

 

[ultimate buds]

hmmmm, 80.3F room temp, i'd hate to know what my tent is sitting at with it's lack of extraction cheese mother seems to be failing. i also wonder about the water temperature, that could be an issue

the temps are just another challenge for me over the next few days, iv trimmd my ghouse cheese an taken the bottom shoots an ended up with about 15 clones the fact that iv never managed to get a clone to root is bad enough but with this extra heat aswell thayll proberbly end up in the compost bin with the last 5 attempts

i wanna have a go at this chelsea flower show em a proper uk herb garden with amazing smells

 

[dura72]

what do you reckon your doin wrong with your clones? ive had one or two out of maybe ten fail and i reckon they mite have came thru if id given them a little more time.

 

[ultimate buds]

what do you reckon your doin wrong with your clones? ive had one or two out of maybe ten fail and i reckon they mite have came thru if id given them a little more time.

its most proberbly down to being lazy an doin an half arsd job i keep forgettin to buy sum jiffy pellets so iv tried them in coco an rockwool an thay end up turning to mush the stem goes all slimy an falls apart it could be too much water in the rockwool but not sureabout the coco
my other thought is every time until today iv had tiny cuttings about 2" tall so iv tried 4 - 5" today iv got a memory like a siv an have been gettin a humidity dome for about 8 weeks an still aint got it lol
i did notice today tho on the lower shoots theres 3 leaves at each node not 2 which i thought was weird
il get there eventually lol

 

[ultimate buds]

heres 2 clones a friend did for me an gave em to me after about 8 days he fed them full strength nutes and put them under a 600w hps after 3 days an they still rooted so its gotta be somethin im doing wrong
(these are supposed to be exodus)

 

[tip top toker]

i keep meaning to get some pics for you lol, exidus grow some large leaves, before they get alrge they are rather dainty and cute lol. i find that while some plants i've grown have a solid leaf structuve, something about the cheese leaves really stand out, they are deep and green and waxy with good strong lines (i sound like a fucking tard!!) and they just seem prnounced, the jaggy bits, the viens, mine seem to curl at the tip.

i've tried anything and a lot of things but the correct way to clone. always starting with jiffy or rockwool but first time i jsut sat em ontop of some other plants soil and after a while they grew, heat i think ebing a key ingredient, to wet them i did nothing more than the pick it up, dip it for a second, maybe 2, of ph'ed water, and put it back, then i got a heated prop so i put teh moisture mat down, filled the gulleys with water for humidity, popped them in and left them two weeks, wheich seems long for most clones. now i just root my clones in a DWC tub that i just pulled those ounce off the 1 of 4 plants in it's trio. i sohuld economise but mwanahahahahahaha

for anyone elseeeeeeeee that feels miffeed, FUCK YOUUUUUU, i like typing!

 

[tip top toker]

and i have to say, the difference beer makes, it's amazing. i'm not talking about how amazingly weed and beer compliment and magnify each oher, that's a great fat, but the type of beer! normally i get a small amount of stella, maybe 4 pints a night, and a big smoke with each one, maybe 2, and i get destroyed, i can do the same thing with peroni, a stronger beer, and i feel like i should get on a bike, somewhere, somehow, and get some crazy on in the woods and hills! i need to get a bike

 

[ultimate buds]

i keep meaning to get some pics for you lol, exidus grow some large leaves, before they get alrge they are rather dainty and cute lol. i find that while some plants i've grown have a solid leaf structuve, something about the cheese leaves really stand out, they are deep and green and waxy with good strong lines (i sound like a fucking tard!!) and they just seem prnounced, the jaggy bits, the viens, mine seem to curl at the tip.

i've tried anything and a lot of things but the correct way to clone. always starting with jiffy or rockwool but first time i jsut sat em ontop of some other plants soil and after a while they grew, heat i think ebing a key ingredient, to wet them i did nothing more than the pick it up, dip it for a second, maybe 2, of ph'ed water, and put it back, then i got a heated prop so i put teh moisture mat down, filled the gulleys with water for humidity, popped them in and left them two weeks, wheich seems long for most clones. now i just root my clones in a DWC tub that i just pulled those ounce off the 1 of 4 plants in it's trio. i sohuld economise but mwanahahahahahaha

for anyone elseeeeeeeee that feels miffeed, FUCK YOUUUUUU, i like typing!

i think that idea about puttin them ontop of thesoil on one of my larger plants would be a good idea for me as that way thay cant get overwaterd, i bought one of them mini foggers for cloneing an the power pack dont work bloody hong kong shit iv searchd everywhere an cant find a replacement 24v dc powerpack
until my next grow when i get into my new place im crampd for space an just cant get things right my tent for my next grow is nearly 4 times bigger than the wardrobe thing im usin at the moment once thats set up il have room for a propagator an co2 system i havent even got my timer an contactor out the box yet as i haveto open the wardrobe an get half the plants out before i can turn the light on which means gettin up at 5 every morning

 

[bloatedcraig]

i think that idea about puttin them ontop of thesoil on one of my larger plants would be a good idea for me as that way thay cant get overwaterd, i bought one of them mini foggers for cloneing an the power pack dont work bloody hong kong shit iv searchd everywhere an cant find a replacement 24v dc powerpack
until my next grow when i get into my new place im crampd for space an just cant get things right my tent for my next grow is nearly 4 times bigger than the wardrobe thing im usin at the moment once thats set up il have room for a propagator an co2 system i havent even got my timer an contactor out the box yet as i haveto open the wardrobe an get half the plants out before i can turn the light on which means gettin up at 5 every morning

Take your transformer to a electrical wholesalers and they will be able to get you one. There are specialist companies that deal just with transformers. If he ask what it's for just say a water feature.

 

[Superhands420]

even with extraction my temps are peakin at around 32c , suppose it could be worse , thank fuck i have my lights on thru the nite and not the day though. my fuckin face is killin me, been sneezin non stop all fuckin day, feel like total shit, my fuckin spastic g/f thought it'd be funny to throw 20 'e' into our vodka smoothies and not botherr telling me....oh yeah, funny as fuck, i just got up walked out and left her with the kids and a comedown while i went to my own flat and slept for about 16 hours, i fuckin hate takin 'e' unless i've gotta handful of valium to cushion me.

FS Dura 20 E in the smoothies?? haha nae wonder yer feeling like death gadz!. How's yer temps getting oan bud? mines oan thro the nite noo tae, this sun daein them nae gid lol. Ave topped aw 10 ae ma ladies n a tell ye m8 they love it! 1st day of flower yesterday, send it oan lol. A sent ye a message on yer board bit bud get back to me.

Peace n Jam

Superhands

 

[diesel7309]

just thought i would let everyone know bout this sight i have found its truly unbelievable cheap 12ww 10pound,,i know sounds a ripp of but ive got all my bays from there,,an there becoming monsters lol,great genetics

 

[diesel7309]

god i must be really stoned forgot to write the name lol,,cannabisseeds.com,u will b amazed i know i was

 

[newbud123]

i think that idea about puttin them ontop of thesoil on one of my larger plants would be a good idea for me as that way thay cant get overwaterd, i bought one of them mini foggers for cloneing an the power pack dont work bloody hong kong shit iv searchd everywhere an cant find a replacement 24v dc powerpack
until my next grow when i get into my new place im crampd for space an just cant get things right my tent for my next grow is nearly 4 times bigger than the wardrobe thing im usin at the moment once thats set up il have room for a propagator an co2 system i havent even got my timer an contactor out the box yet as i haveto open the wardrobe an get half the plants out before i can turn the light on which means gettin up at 5 every morning

give maplins a go

AC/DC Fixed Voltage 500mA Unregulated Power Supplies

24V 500mA Unreg PSU


http://www.maplin.co.uk/Module.aspx?ModuleNo=13453

 

[tip top toker]

god i must be really stoned forgot to write the name lol,,cannabisseeds.com,u will b amazed i know i was

too many reports of shit quality seeds, bad germination, poor female ratio etc, think they just scoop up thousands of cack graded seeds for pennies and shift them, although there are also reports of no orders arriving etc.

no thankyouuuu

 

[majors517]

hey my question is this? How long is the veg stage? My plant has been growing for 3 mos now and I see the lil white or clear tenticles growing so pretty am I to feed it bloom now? And about how much longer before it is ready? Thanks