What kind of job do you have?

tnrtinr

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im not to sure though. never herd of anyone i know getting a random drug test.
In the US do you get drug tests for most jobs or something? just curious

peace
Oh yeah - drug tests are a huge. I have been drug tested at EVERY job I have worked. It is a pretty standard thing for a pre-employment screen. There are a lot of places that have random testing while you are employed.
 

schwa

Active Member
i just used this synthetic urine 2 weeks ago and i think it worked. they havnt called me and told me i failed yet. its called golden shower.
 

Antny420

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dont really get drug tests here in the UK. never had one in my life.
i work in admin for a security guard company.
i think you only get tested in the UK if you are working with sports, medical care and most goverment jobs. im not to sure though. never herd of anyone i know getting a random drug test.
In the US do you get drug tests for most jobs or something? just curious

peace
90% of jobs here drug test
 

CreepyStevie69

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Be a cook. Pretty decent money for starting off. Usually decent amount of hours too. Most places demand experience. So I'd say work your way up from a busboy/dishwasher/prep cook position. Or if you can already handle a knife and do basic skills just say you go to culinary school. I didn't have any experience in a kitchen. I told the two places I worked at I go to culinary school (I do though) and they gave me a chance. They never looked into it. Drugs and alcohol are the norm for that industry. But that doesn't mean it's not hard work. Back of the house at a restaurant is the true definition of "work hard, play harder"
 

Splinter88

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Been at UPS( united pot smokers) for 2 years now..not one drug test. The reason UPS doesn't is probably because over 50% would fail lmao, including me. Also, all those drug testing kits might be kinda expensive..
 

merrskis

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I am a caregiver for a friend who got in a car accident and is no paralyzed. I also work at a pretty badass smoke shop. I have the easiest jobs in the world.
 

trailerparkboy

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i lucked out a few years ago went to work for a drilling contactor that piss tests but they were so hard up for guys they just sent me to the rig an i got to skip all that shit an make 80-100k a yr
 

hoss12781

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professional fundraiser, however in my line I deal mainly with old white republicans ... pot helps. Would love to find the same gig working for NORML, Access Fund, WWF, or any nonprofit that didn't require me masking my religious/political/social views in order to flip a donor.
 

UncleBuck

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professional fundraiser, however in my line I deal mainly with old white republicans ... pot helps. Would love to find the same gig working for NORML, Access Fund, WWF, or any nonprofit that didn't require me masking my religious/political/social views in order to flip a donor.
haha, same here back in high school. i made phone calls for some pro life organization, they made us describe in shocking detail what a partial birth abortion was as part of the script. try doing that a couple hundred times a night and NOT smoking up afterwards. we also made calls for dubya as well.

i looked into the company though, and 95% went to anything but the causes they were calling for, which made me feel better.
 

IregAt420

Active Member
Yeah Northwest arkansas. Heres my fucked up story of the day.
-So I go in for my piss test today at e-screen. Hadn't pissed all day. I had 12 oz of dr pepper, footlong subway jalepeno sandwich from subway, then a bottle of dasani water. I go in and piss. Its REALLY yellow. But I'm not worried bout any thc cuz its been 2 months since I've smoked green. I come out, and I miss the temp by 2 degrees. I think it has to be within 92-96.8? Mine was 90. So at this point, I'm out of piss and I have to re-test. So i drink about 6-7 cone-cups of water and the guy even watched me do it. After about 15 minutes of waiting I finally feel like I need to go. So I go back in there and piss...and I rush out so I dont miss any temp this time lol. This time my piss was clear-ish yellow. The guy tells me that he needs to talk to me about something. He goes on to say that I have one chance to fess up about tampering with my piss. Which confuses the hell out of me because I didn't (I promise lol). He goes on to tell me that I'm looking at 10 years jail/prison time for tampering. I told him to check me/pat me down/strip me I didnt give a hoot. He refused to do that. He told me that he didnt believe me because it was medically impossible for my piss to come out two different colors within that amount of time. I told the guy that the first spec was my first piss of the day and the second one he watched me drink all the water. Anyways I told him I consent to a DNA test and he again refused to take my signature. So all in all, I am either going to jail (Bah!) , not getting the job at wally world, or Im getting the job and this guy was just being a dick.
-Its sad that he put me through that much trouble and wouldnt search me. He was like " I have seen people dragged out of here by cops". I'm not really worried about it at all, I'm just worried that they dont do the dna test and a cop comes to my door.
 

blazin256

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i woulda got naked any way and sue him for slander and/or rape. but forget about jail. no way they can prove anything.
 

sunni

Administrator
Staff member
canada doesnt ask for drug tests unless youre in government, police shit like that
if youre american and youre car breaks down, you need road side assitance you call me:D ...
 

sunni

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Staff member
Yeah Northwest arkansas. Heres my fucked up story of the day.
-So I go in for my piss test today at e-screen. Hadn't pissed all day. I had 12 oz of dr pepper, footlong subway jalepeno sandwich from subway, then a bottle of dasani water. I go in and piss. Its REALLY yellow. But I'm not worried bout any thc cuz its been 2 months since I've smoked green. I come out, and I miss the temp by 2 degrees. I think it has to be within 92-96.8? Mine was 90. So at this point, I'm out of piss and I have to re-test. So i drink about 6-7 cone-cups of water and the guy even watched me do it. After about 15 minutes of waiting I finally feel like I need to go. So I go back in there and piss...and I rush out so I dont miss any temp this time lol. This time my piss was clear-ish yellow. The guy tells me that he needs to talk to me about something. He goes on to say that I have one chance to fess up about tampering with my piss. Which confuses the hell out of me because I didn't (I promise lol). He goes on to tell me that I'm looking at 10 years jail/prison time for tampering. I told him to check me/pat me down/strip me I didnt give a hoot. He refused to do that. He told me that he didnt believe me because it was medically impossible for my piss to come out two different colors within that amount of time. I told the guy that the first spec was my first piss of the day and the second one he watched me drink all the water. Anyways I told him I consent to a DNA test and he again refused to take my signature. So all in all, I am either going to jail (Bah!) , not getting the job at wally world, or Im getting the job and this guy was just being a dick.
-Its sad that he put me through that much trouble and wouldnt search me. He was like " I have seen people dragged out of here by cops". I'm not really worried about it at all, I'm just worried that they dont do the dna test and a cop comes to my door.

hes being unreasonable , if it does happen be calm tell them what happend, cops can be your friends too! and just explain and take him to court!
 
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