Pot brownies from hell

Karmapuff

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I smoke weed everyday... So i decided to make pot brownies for the first time last night with my fiance and her friend. I used my magic bullet on about 7 grams of thc packed buds and added a bit of my homemade hash. I didn't make butter i just tossed the powder in the brownie mix.

30 minutes later was ready to eat. We all take 2 and start eating... my fiance's friend makes a joke saying this is going to be a creeper after its been 30 minutes.
about an hour later we all feel nothing, So we decide to head to bed.

1:30 it hits me like a fucking shit ton of bricks. I never have been that high before its scary yet trippy. I was cursing the very weed that got me this way. I couldn't relax every little noise sent me into a paranoid state and my thoughts race so fast its hard to keep up. My eyes where cherry red and my vision was hazy. I was so high i made a reality from the matrix and started seeing numbers in my blanket. I also kep seeing the words error printed inside the back of my vision it made me think i has dieing (though i was a robot) Things come alive and warped :(
My fiance's friend was downstairs she has also super baked.
Right now i feel strung out... vision hazy and reality corrupted.
I will smoke weed again but not for a while....
 

mrheadie

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lol!! sorry to laugh, but as long as your ok, its pretty funny. made a batch of chocolatechip cookies myself saturday night. my boy who thinks he has a high pot tolerance decided he would take 2 1/2. his girl was already in lala land of 1/2, but he went for 2 + her other half. about 3 hrs after eating them he was asking me to feel his heart!! kept saying "its not beating right". i would ask him "whats is suppose to beat like?", and his answer was "you just dont understand!" he was fucked for a good 5-6 hrs. yesterday morning he vowed to never eat any of my treats again.
 

dtp5150

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hahah

thats why u gotta start with half a brownie or whatever....damn bro

ive been higher than i ever wanted to be too....be careful...

i made some cookies....ate one at 9pm and i couldnt walk the next morning....well i could but it was sloppy

u ever see the video of the cop that overdosed on brownies on youtube?

a friend of mine said he was so high from cookies he thought he could willfully command his heart to stop beating...

you'll be ok :D
 

Sr. Verde

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LOL give the rest to me! I love brownies that strong. Love the oev's and cev's

I got about 40g of vaped bud now, waiting till I have 60g then I'm adding a g of fresh bud and making a stick of butter for a single batch of brownies

Fdd2blk made like 4 sticks of butter with 11g of keif, and 11g of hash... almost a quarter oz of trichomes to a stick of butter!! Man I wanted to eat a few of those real bad :D
 

poonjoon

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LOL give the rest to me! I love brownies that strong. Love the oev's and cev's

I got about 40g of vaped bud now, waiting till I have 60g then I'm adding a g of fresh bud and making a stick of butter for a single batch of brownies

Fdd2blk made like 4 sticks of butter with 11g of keif, and 11g of hash... almost a quarter oz of trichomes to a stick of butter!! Man I wanted to eat a few of those real bad :D

fuck! that sounds soooooo goood!!!!!!!!!!!! i wanna do that so bad...holy shit that sounds like a good fucking time
 

Gank

Active Member
I got some Sour Kush aka Headband. How much of that would it take to make brownies or cookies. I got a Qt. Bo
 

juleswinnfield

Active Member
ya hopefully i can make some that intense next weekend, what do you suggest for 2 - 4 people ooor just like a whole tray of brownies. ...6 - 7 g's?
 

Sr. Verde

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Aight guys, first it varies for everyone

Figure you aren't loosing any thc to combustion, so eating 1g in edibles is like smoking 2g got it?

Now its not like 2g to the face, it metabolizes, so its 2g over a period of roughly 5 hours.

A stick of butter to a batch of brownies, and a batch is 8 or 9... so if you used 7g of bud its a little less than a g per brownie.. so like almost smoking 2g over a period of 5 hours. Got it?

You could make decent brownies to chill on with 4 or 5g per stick of butter
 

cbrob

Member
This explains THC's purpose so clearly. Animals that dislike freaking out learn to avoid eating marijuana. LOL.
Ganja gourmet supplies CO with some potent edibles, they have knocked my dick in the dirt more than once.
 

Karmapuff

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Feeling better now... one hell of a high. I never want to get that high again xD i rather find a comfortable medium and stick with that. How long do you guys think i will feel like this? I don't feel high i just feel really strung out... i have 2 brownies left I might eat one tonight :P
 

Sr. Verde

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Feeling better now... one hell of a high. I never want to get that high again xD i rather find a comfortable medium and stick with that. How long do you guys think i will feel like this? I don't feel high i just feel really strung out... i have 2 brownies left I might eat one tonight :P
Not long, your probably just stressed or worn out :bigjoint:

Just eat and drink normally

Id eat a half brownie, see what that does to you (as a benchmark) then another day/session/hours.later eat more.
 

DarthD3vl

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I grounded up like 5 grams of just some mid grade stuff and swallowed it down with just water before I saw roger waters a few years ago, and it ended up being way stronger than i expected plus all the extra smoke that was passed my way i thought i was gonna flip out haha the music is probably the only thing that kept me from it
 

monstagonja

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Aight guys, first it varies for everyone

Figure you aren't loosing any thc to combustion, so eating 1g in edibles is like smoking 2g got it?

Now its not like 2g to the face, it metabolizes, so its 2g over a period of roughly 5 hours.

A stick of butter to a batch of brownies, and a batch is 8 or 9... so if you used 7g of bud its a little less than a g per brownie.. so like almost smoking 2g over a period of 5 hours. Got it?

You could make decent brownies to chill on with 4 or 5g per stick of butter
where did u get this logic?????
 

Karmapuff

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I cooked my brownies for about 20 minutes at 350 degrees. Its hot enough to release the thc in the weed but i doubt it will break it down unless a flame is held directly on it and even then you still get most of the thc to your lungs to get you high.
 

Kubla

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Totally relate to this man. The first time I ingested bud was about two months after I started smoking. I went to Canada on this tour around B.C . I was a total noob to smoking at the time and ate these brownies with my tour guide. I have never, and I mean never been that high before. It was a totally different level to what I was used to.
I've been smoking a few years since, and I cook with bud very rarely, but when I do... I get :eyesmoke:
 

0nel0ve420

Member
So you can either make butter (long route) or grind up straight nug (short route) and it will work just as well both ways?? Ive eatn brownies, cup cakes, and muffins before but ive never made my own and i wanna get super high again ha
 

golddog

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I've been meaning to make some brownies. Last time the cannabutter and I made a mess.

I have 20.1 grams of Blue Dream, popcorn buds I set aside and cured from the last run. :leaf:

I just blazed a nice Blue Dream fatty and I am going to head down to the store and get some brownie mix, in around 30 minutes.

And then go to Jack in the Box across the street, because they are giving away 2 FREE Tacos after 2 p.m. :bigjoint:
 
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