I say that this drought is a good thing, well it's more of a famine really. The ports are all security tight, nothing is getting through. I really believe that terrorism is made up by our own governments, they invented it and I believe they fund a lot of it. Home-grown muslims are being duped into believing that they are joining a legitimate terrorism group when in fact they are joining camps that are run by the west. That is why we catch them so easily, they let London happen to terrorise the nation. It's all about control, giving the police more powers, haven't you noticed the shift in power?
Shit... completely gone off it there, smoking a mix of cheese leaves and bud.
Anyway the famine is a good thing because it will encourage more people to grow, for far too long we have relied on Dutch imports, oft contaminated with powders, water and even heavy metals. Suddenly there's a lot more cash to be made. Cheese can go for a tenner a gramme. Let's kick the Dutch into touch, say we don't want your poxy weed, shove it up your...