The UK Growers Thread!

I have invented a new masturbation technique in which you can only use your imagination, no internet porn allowed.

It's called - Wank like an Egyptian.
 
I was in the waiting room of my doctors when i got called in.
Doctor "what brings you here"
Me "will you take a look at my penis"
Doctor "Ok drop your trousers"
So i pulled my trousers down,
Doctor "theres nothing wrong with it"
Me " I know, but its a beauty isnt it?"
 
Pretty nice day out, tempted to go for a walk but well, also quite tempted not to :D been meaning to ditch these bags of roots and soil for about 12 months now, just composting away in the cupboard :lol:
 
big shout out to uk growers its bout time we jus grow our own as what is on offer atm is either sprayed dipped or had crushed glass dusted ova it! fuckin bullshit!! plus prices are through the fuckin roof. fuck this grow ur own! i paid 85 for my set up and ots the best money iv spent in ages! watchin my smoke grow from seed to plant has bin amazin jus waitin for those buddy flowers to grow now! bring it on!! hav a gd sunday peeps!! laterz
 
I have people wanting to pay me #160 an ounce, first i tell them to piss off i'd rather smoke it, and secondly, for 3160, hell, i'll sell them my spare grow kit for that much. All they'd need would be a tent and they'd be laughing in 3 months.
 
del66666 said:
240 an oz here or 10 a g, not that i would.............
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Haha, this is pretty big scale dealers happy to pay #160. i can't quite grasp how they are so retarded by their greed. You treat your client well, then he comes back, you don't abuse your client so that you can treat your supplier well, greedy cunts. Glad i don't know very many people with that type of mind. I'd truly love to see present day growers and dealers trying to adjust to a regulated market should it be legalized, the concept of having to work for your customer to return is a bit of an alien one to them. Prop 19 showed clearly enough the level of pannick as lazy growers suddenly realise they will have to work to maintain an income. :lol:
 
anyone else grow their plants 12-12 from seed? yep there are some real greedy bastards out there, knew a guy used to buy dry then steam to add moisture before he sold it......
 
thats wrong why do tht to the weed jus fucks the smoke up!! na iv bin told by my mates to vega at 18-6 then flower 12-12 my mates have bin growning for 10yrs and have had some lovely yields and sweet tasting smoke!! you got a journal del66666? check my plants out their ona 18-6 LIGHT atm
 
i watched a prog on bbc3 bout cannibis and how ppl in the US are medicating wiv cannibis aslong as u hav a med card u can hold up2 1oz and grow up2 6 plants at home!! now that sounds a gd idea!!
 
its £45 a quarter and £170 an ounce where i am in scotland. but still get the usual chancers selling it for £10 a gram and its wet shit. i stick wit my usual guy that has constant supply of big buddha and its bone dry. i am currently on my 2nd cfl grow using kc brains northern lights special. so hopefully will have some decent free weed soon.
 
del66666 said:
anyone else grow their plants 12-12 from seed? yep there are some real greedy bastards out there, knew a guy used to buy dry then steam to add moisture before he sold it......
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horn420 said:
thats wrong why do tht to the weed jus fucks the smoke up!! na iv bin told by my mates to vega at 18-6 then flower 12-12 my mates have bin growning for 10yrs and have had some lovely yields and sweet tasting smoke!! you got a journal del66666? check my plants out their ona 18-6 LIGHT atm
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Giving it some vegitative time justa llows you to grow a larger plant and as such larger yield, and depending on the strain, optimize it's style of growth to optimize yield (some take better to LST than others etc)

I have space for my two large totes which are good for nice large plants, so i am looking at rigging in a couple of small plants (too small though and they'll need regular attention) to the side and just have them grow horizontally into the grow area. Need to buy some seeds then give it a go, although having killed what, 7 seeds in a row i'm tempted to just try pollinating something in a small pc grow case.
 
dura72 said:
bloody great mate, i feel like ive been carryin a hangover since 1985. its gonna take afew days to totally dry out but it'll be good to get my shit together. im stayin off EVERYTHING this week coz im going camping/fishing next week.
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glad to hear it mate, everything in moderation ey.
del66666 said:
anyone else grow their plants 12-12 from seed? yep there are some real greedy bastards out there, knew a guy used to buy dry then steam to add moisture before he sold it...
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the people who don't know any better. bastards .....
 
ur lucky then mate im from cambridgeshire and its shit round here so hence me growing my own. lol how did u get ur profile pic up?? mines not showing or am i jus stoned and cant work out how to do it!!lol
 
horn420 said:
thats wrong why do tht to the weed jus fucks the smoke up!! na iv bin told by my mates to vega at 18-6 then flower 12-12 my mates have bin growning for 10yrs and have had some lovely yields and sweet tasting smoke!! you got a journal del66666? check my plants out their ona 18-6 LIGHT atm
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take a look at my albums mate, each plant goes 6-14 oz wet which is more than enough for me and i have many peeps that will testify that 12-12 from seed doesnt knock the quality. obviously if you want big plants then veg and it does depend on strain......
 
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