My Girlfriend Is Missing, Have You Seen Her?
- Thread starter W N L
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Gadaffiduck
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maybe shes moved on...
Gadaffiduck
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maybe shes fallen and can't get up
Winter Woman
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oh, ah-hummm, geee, well there...
Im lonely since she has been gone.
W N L
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..Your starting to scare me man.. I tied that quick alert button around her neck... I hope big Betty is ok.. I miss my thunt.
kether noir
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she looks like she could please you with so many folds! and sweat with the consistency of butter. have not seen her though....have you checked the local buffets? kfc? left a giant void in your heart and bed, huh? sorry to hear, or read mate...
Gadaffiduck
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shit eh, maybe she just can't reach it at the moment. I'm sure shes doing fine though man, looks like she can luckily go a few days without food if she really HAD too ;god forbid
W N L
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Thank you for your concern, I am very thankful to have a caring member to give input on this. I will check the local buffet, even though she has been banned from a majority of them. I will continue on my search.
And btw, no missing spot in the bed, she slept in the tub.
Winter Woman
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I've heard of camel toe, so is that elephant toe?
Im lonely since she has been gone.
grobofotwanky
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Just leave a trail of candy to your front door. She'll find her big ass way home.
a mongo frog
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ya but she does have nice tits though.
W N L
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Why thank you, exactly why I want to marry her. That and I can motor boat her tummy.
grobofotwanky
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You could motor boat her everything.
kevin
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i don't want to start shit but i seen her riding with stoned pony the other night.
Im lonely since she has been gone.
W N L
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Slow down guys, getting me excited and I don't even know where the hog is... Damn why wont you come home...
Like hell! I would just keep your mouth shut if I were you. Stoned pony, is this true???
canuckgrow
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That is what we affectionately call a GUNT......Its not a cunt...its not a gut.....its a GUNT......and she is the GUNTINATOR....Her line is "I'll Eat That"...instead of I'll be back...get it ha....Still got my sickass sense of humor