Best Way to Poison Weed

Burning

Burning

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I will be going on vacation shortly, and my buddy / co-worker keeps asking if I'd like him to take care of my plants while I'm away. We're not good friends (I wouldn't hang out with him outside of work) but we talk and smoke at work. I'm pretty confident this kid is a scumbag even though he conceals it pretty well. I've decided what I'd like to do is give him +/- 10 grams of uncured bud and tell him how to cure it, and that I will give him 2 grams when I get back. Due to this kids perceived inherent scumbag nature I'm pretty sure he won't be able to resist smoking the entirety of it and say he "got robbed."

Is there anything I can spray on it that will make him extremely sick for a substantial amount of time?
 
Burning

Burning

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I don't have access to anthrax, and I don't want him dead for his scummy nature, just hugging the toilet for a week.
 
tip top toker

tip top toker

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I'd say you sound like someone i do NOT want to know. You don't trust him and beleive that he will just smoke your stuff, so instead of say, not giving it to him, you'd rather try and fuck him up instead. You're sick.
 
Burning

Burning

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tip top toker said:
I'd say you sound like someone i do NOT want to know. You don't trust him and beleive that he will just smoke your stuff, so instead of say, not giving it to him, you'd rather try and fuck him up instead. You're sick.
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You sound like someone that would smoke my weed. It's not like me giving him my weed forces him to be a scumbag, he will bring it upon himself.
 
tip top toker

tip top toker

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Burning said:
You sound like someone that would smoke my weed. It's not like me giving him my weed forces him to be a scumbag, he will bring it upon himself.
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And it's not like him being a scumbag forces you to be a scumbag ;) if that's what you wish to be though, be my guest. I'd laugh my arse off if you got him so ill that you ended up in court looking at jail time for attempted murder or something :D legal systems are fucked up enough that he'd probably get away with it.
 
BBYY

BBYY

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why are you even giving him weed?
He is doing you the favor of watching your shit and your going to make payment with poisoned bud?

You are making assumptions and punishing someone for something your predicting.

On top of that this doesnt even make sense. if your paying him 10g to watch your plants, He should be able to smoke it as fast as he wants. Then why would you want someone you cannot trust to watch your shit in the first place. Do you parade around your work telling everyone you grow?
 
Total Head

Total Head

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geez you want to set the guy up and then poison him to confirm your theory? get a nanny cam and catch him doing something and then ruin his reputation or something. don't poison the guy. holy shit dude.
 
secretweapon

secretweapon

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Sounds like he is aware of your grow and you have bad vibes about this guy? Lol you fuck with this dude, he could turn around and fuck you.

To answer your question, ipecac.

Fucking ipecac...
 
tinyTURTLE

tinyTURTLE

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if you're gonna give him 10 grams of weed, what does it matter how fast he smokes it?
the OP is an asshole.
 
bobbypyn

bobbypyn

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yeah OP's kinda retarded for kickin it with sketchballs at work. "Oh hey Bob (who i neither trust nor like) did you know I grow marijuana?" WTF dude? "Oh and Bob since you're up in my business now & I don't trust you inherently, I would now like to poison you cuz i feel stupid for lettin you know my business." awesome!
 
BBYY

BBYY

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Now after i read a bit more I am starting to assume he is giving him 10 grams to sell.
That he would just smoke it instead of selling it and eventually it ends with no money to the OP and a excuse of "I've got robbed"

Now if that is the case, I am sure your business can wait til you get back. If your only going to move 10'g when your away, I am sure you can spare the 80 bucks.

But any whoo's I am just speculating. The OP doesn't make sense anyways.
 
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