What Do You do for a Living?

itcanhappen

itcanhappen

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i work for United Pot Smokers. sad thing is, when i was little i used to call it that because i thought it was funny but honestly everyone smokes weed at UPS.
 
Derple

Derple

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i think being a bum or working in a headshop would be my dream job, but at the moment im a tax consultant -_-
 
OregonMeds

OregonMeds

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I'm sure you're moving weight every single day and just don't know it. Get yourself a little chihuahua you can sneak in your lunchbox, and train him to sniff it out. :)

I take care of my mom for room and board, which isn't the easiest thing to do at my old age but I'm lucky to have the option. So nearly a bum, a bum with high speed internet.
 
Metasynth

Metasynth

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OregonMeds said:
I'm sure you're moving weight every single day and just don't know it. Get yourself a little chihuahua you can sneak in your lunchbox, and train him to sniff it out. :)

I take care of my mom for room and board, which isn't the easiest thing to do at my old age but I'm lucky to have the option. So nearly a bum, a bum with high speed internet.
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So more like an un-paid live-in nurse? Yikes, sounds like a job to me!
 
OregonMeds

OregonMeds

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No nursing duties really, more live in cook and dog sitter and shitty housecleaner, cheif heavy thing lifter and getter of things from high places. There were times when she was doing worse, a lot worse. I did have to help her by putting a chair in her shower, help her walk back and forth to the car, get from the front room to the bedroom, get up and down stairs, that was the closest to that. No ass wiping or etc, nothing gross.

She's had more serious surguries than Joan Rivers has had plastic ones, but she's doing better now. Still can't even feed her own dogs or lift a full gallon of milk but she's working on it, and I have to force myself to do less for her so she strengthens up. We're talking about surviving an anurism, then brain surgery, lung cancer, half a lung removed, bone surgery on her feet one at a time, massive back surgery putting in a bunch of pins and whatever in, some skin cancer removed here and there, fibromyalgia, hospitalizations here and there. Hell I know that's just half of it, but I can't even remember it all at this point.

Now she's totally off drugs and getting to where she can almost manage on her own. One of these days I'll have a normal life again, I could almost go get a job now if there were any I qualified for, but theres still too much she can't quite do on her own but right now it's pretty easy compared to what it was.
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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I'm an inventors agent. I help inventors license or assign their patents or if they have an idea I help them decide if it is worth patenting.
 
plantvision

plantvision

Active Member
Farmer, father, greenhouse operator, nutcase, inventor, and most important tripnaut.

I have done alot of things in my life, but for the most part I was a draftsmen, but now am happy being a farmer for awhile longer.
 
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grokillaz

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Jack of all trades, I do construction work and it gives me back pain so I need me some good meds or I can't work. Work was slow for the past 4 years now its just booming again. Gotta take the work while I can in this unstable economy. Been just saving up money for one day to run out of work so I can invest in a better grow room to keep me medicated.
 
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