The UK Growers Thread!

[dura72]

The girl left me because I don't pay attention to her.

Well, I think she said that.

 

[dura72]

My witch girlfriend is so fat her patronus is a cake

 

[Gavstar76]

How cool is this taken by the Hubble space telescope they named it the eye of God.

 

[tip top toker]

I have a couple legit copies of generals, but just dodgy zero hour ones. Great simple fun stoner RTS though. Snipers, yeah, shit, but yeah, mm, snipers.

That is one of the more amusing avatars i've seen in a while Dura a little bit of dark humour never hurt anyone

Eye of god? tweak the focus ya cunts, i've never even owned telescopes and shit but i know that much!

 

[Gavstar76]

lol ttt, I never said it was the eye of God, could be the eye of dog for all I care lol, just thought it was a sweet pic

Good old stumble always makes for interesting conversation lol

 

[sambo020482]

you pissed ttt lolol ''ya cunts'' lolol

 

[WOWgrow]

lol them pics are just black before they start tampering with em ttt

 

[dura72]

How cool is this taken by the Hubble space telescope they named it the eye of God.

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its a blue eye, so god's a white man.....i knew that but no one believed me.

 

[dura72]

I have a couple legit copies of generals, but just dodgy zero hour ones. Great simple fun stoner RTS though. Snipers, yeah, shit, but yeah, mm, snipers.

That is one of the more amusing avatars i've seen in a while Dura a little bit of dark humour never hurt anyone

Eye of god? tweak the focus ya cunts, i've never even owned telescopes and shit but i know that much!

lol, it made me smile too. i think hanging about in here wi me and billy has rubbed off on you. your jist randomly shouting abuse now...'ya cunts' is defo a billy or me line. lol

 

[dura72]

So, as my girlfriend and I were watching Harry Potter in the cinema, we witnessed the long awaited scene of Ron and Hermionie finally kissing.

I then turned to her, stared into her eyes, and said "If that ginger cunt can get that then why the fuck am I with you?"

 

[dura72]

This guy chats up this fit blonde with big tits in a club, telling her he's got his own business, own apartment, car and his own plane! The blonde is up for this, so the guy says why don't they go back to her place tonight!

He ends up drinking all her vodka and beer, then starts sucking and licking her tits! He ends up shagging her all night, five times up front, and four up her arse till his balls are drained! The following day after he's had a shower, and rogered her another four times, she says, "I have to tell you that I don't fancy you, and didn't like you shafting me....but as your rich, it doesn't matter!"

He laughs out loud, "Rich? Look love, Iv'e got a white van, I work on a building site, and I've got a council flat!"
"You bastard!" she screams, "you told me you had your own plane?"
"I have! I'm a joiner!.....I suppose another shag is out of the question?"

 

[Griffta]

My witch girlfriend is so fat her patronus is a cake

How do you get a fat girl into bed?

...peace of cake

 

[Griffta]

How cool is this taken by the Hubble space telescope they named it the eye of God.

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WTF is that?!

 

[dura72]

"But i am a Garry Glitter tribute act" I told the judge as he put me on the register

 

[dura72]

My memory foam mattress has become lumpy and out of shape...

...I think it may have Alzheimers.

 

[dura72]

If I had a pound for everytime somebody said I had alzheimer's, I'd have pink cushions

 

[supersillybilly]

Morning Guys. Took some "pink bombers" as my friend reffered to them as. Jesus, total wipeout. Ive got around 15 of these fuckers. I woke up this morning and my mouth was full of shite(yeah I know Dura, nothing new there) and couldn't lift my head off the pillow. Brushed my teeth twice and still my mouth feels dirty. Im also munchied up to fuck and my eyes are like dogs bollocks. Gonae keep them aside for 2 reasons - 1. Been bang on it and need sleep. 2. General amusement. lol

 

[cheddar1985]

Morning Guys. Took some "pink bombers" as my friend reffered to them as. Jesus, total wipeout. Ive got around 15 of these fuckers. I woke up this morning and my mouth was full of shite(yeah I know Dura, nothing new there) and couldn't lift my head off the pillow. Brushed my teeth twice and still my mouth feels dirty. Im also munchied up to fuck and my eyes are like dogs bollocks. Gonae keep them aside for 2 reasons - 1. Been bang on it and need sleep. 2. General amusement. lol

Ha ha billy does nt sound like a good mornin 2 me

 

[supersillybilly]

Ha ha billy does nt sound like a good mornin 2 me

My heads right up my arse. Just waiting for the for the 10 starts to come in then Im off to play golf, weather permitting

 

[Ontheball]

I have a couple legit copies of generals, but just dodgy zero hour ones. Great simple fun stoner RTS though. Snipers, yeah, shit, but yeah, mm, snipers.

That is one of the more amusing avatars i've seen in a while Dura a little bit of dark humour never hurt anyone

Eye of god? tweak the focus ya cunts, i've never even owned telescopes and shit but i know that much!

There a cracked version on pirate bay that works online :~)