Hawaii Growers
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konagirl420
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Aww that does not sound good at all 
SurfdOut
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It cost me ~800/hr for that little red chopper and thats just the pilot and machine, not counting 3 additional manpowered weedwackers....and that was 5 years ago.....so how much do you think the state spent these 2 weeks on Oahu for all those birds and manpower?
Meanwhile my daughters teachers are getting fucked harder than any whore in town.....
Meanwhile my daughters teachers are getting fucked harder than any whore in town.....
tardis
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It's not as glamorous as it seems being me.
It takes decades of hard work to craft a rant as elegantly as I do.
Dr. Greenhorn
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I was at publics today. small but the sun was out and smiling. felt good to be in the water.
and I'm sure the coast guard is helping with the green harvest. that's why they don't have a comment. lose money
Dr. Greenhorn
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SurfdOut
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Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down
NASHVILLE INT’L AIRPORT — A Wyoming man walked through a TSA checkpoint with a raging erection on Tuesday, daring TSA officers and even fellow passengers to give him an invasive pat down.
“I’m next,” Warren Kelvin, 34, screamed as he pushed to the front of the security line. According to TSA officials, Kelvin had ingested two Viagra and wore sweatpants without boxers for his Southwest flight from Nashville to Phoenix.
“I thought he was carrying a baton in his pants,”
said Amanda Watershed, second shift supervisor of the A Terminal at Nashville International Airport. “Nope… That was his penis.”
Even though TSA officials allowed Kelvin to initially pass through security without the controversial pat down, the passenger on more than one occasion got back in line until he felt that he had been thoroughly inspected. Kelvin finally got the invasive pat down by 38-year-old officer Duncan Allbright after 80 minutes and four trips through security.
“Even after we let him pass through he kept walking out of the terminal and getting back in line,” said Watershed. “Finally, Duncan had to bite the bullet for everyone and do a thorough screening of him in a private [security] room.”
Allbright, a 14-year veteran of airport security, announced his retirement shortly after Kelvin boarded the plane. “I’m going home to take a shower and make love to my wife,” said Allbright as he got into his car. “This job isn’t for me. I’ve suddenly lost my passion for touching strangers.”
U.S Homeland Security director Janet Napolitano dismissed concerns that more TSA officers would quit or that more travelers would take similar measures to get their “jollies”. “I am hoping this is an isolated incident. If flights were a lot cheaper, I could see more people doing this,” said Napolitano, “but with the cost of airplane fuel rising, I don’t think $560 roundtrip is a bargain price to get fondled.”
Calls to TSA headquarters went unanswered, as everyone there is just exhausted.
By Garrett Baldwin
Source: Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down | The Washington Fancy
NASHVILLE INT’L AIRPORT — A Wyoming man walked through a TSA checkpoint with a raging erection on Tuesday, daring TSA officers and even fellow passengers to give him an invasive pat down.
“I’m next,” Warren Kelvin, 34, screamed as he pushed to the front of the security line. According to TSA officials, Kelvin had ingested two Viagra and wore sweatpants without boxers for his Southwest flight from Nashville to Phoenix.
“I thought he was carrying a baton in his pants,”
Even though TSA officials allowed Kelvin to initially pass through security without the controversial pat down, the passenger on more than one occasion got back in line until he felt that he had been thoroughly inspected. Kelvin finally got the invasive pat down by 38-year-old officer Duncan Allbright after 80 minutes and four trips through security.
“Even after we let him pass through he kept walking out of the terminal and getting back in line,” said Watershed. “Finally, Duncan had to bite the bullet for everyone and do a thorough screening of him in a private [security] room.”
Allbright, a 14-year veteran of airport security, announced his retirement shortly after Kelvin boarded the plane. “I’m going home to take a shower and make love to my wife,” said Allbright as he got into his car. “This job isn’t for me. I’ve suddenly lost my passion for touching strangers.”
U.S Homeland Security director Janet Napolitano dismissed concerns that more TSA officers would quit or that more travelers would take similar measures to get their “jollies”. “I am hoping this is an isolated incident. If flights were a lot cheaper, I could see more people doing this,” said Napolitano, “but with the cost of airplane fuel rising, I don’t think $560 roundtrip is a bargain price to get fondled.”
Calls to TSA headquarters went unanswered, as everyone there is just exhausted.
By Garrett Baldwin
Source: Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down | The Washington Fancy
konagirl420
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HAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO hehehe thats funny!!!!!! and so silly!!!!
Dr. Greenhorn
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ahahahahaah!
Cooter@666
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Oh Man! Thats classic! Im doing that on my next trip! I dont have a full sized truck like the guy in the story, thats one gift god failed to give me lol he did bless me with a truck it just happens to be a mini truck lol .growing up my dad called me needle dick the bug fucker and in rebuttal Id say father like son then Id catch a right hook to the chops lol .all kidding aside small-cocks disease can be very debilitating disease so I usually make a modest donation to the Small-Cocks Foundation once a year .reh heh heh heh!!
Cooter@666
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Did you works as a conservationist?
Dr. Greenhorn
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lol! I love reading your story's Coot, hahahaha
I like the part in the article where the chick say's "I thought he was carrying a baton in his pants." ahahahhahaa! then the
thanks for the laugh guys.
Cooter@666
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This whole green harvest nonsense sure reeks of the military industrial complex, we have government that is broke monetarily speaking, so where is the government getting this money to pay for these operations? My best guess would be the Pharmaceutical, Tobacco industries with the help of the US Chamber of Commerce. I’m sure the US Chamber of Commerce is right in the ass of Captain Caveman (our very attractive govnah) and even deeper in Obama’s fudge bucket. Why is the president and our governor allowing this to happen when they ran on the premise of lighten up on the cannabis community? My best guess is they are owned by Big Business! Ironically enough if you voted for either of these two dummies based on the premise of them relaxing of the criminality of marijuana you really casted a voted for just the opposite!