The UK Growers Thread!

Don Gin and Ton

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I've been reading things about the gun in question being a starting pistol. I can't condone the looting, shops have owt to do with a corrupt governemnt, but i can ondone rioting, they were at it in my area last night, hopefully more today. 2 international football matches cancelled is a fucking fantastic result :D Now to get a curfew in place and lovingly disobey it :D More policemen should be in hospotal in my opinion, there are certainly good guys, but most i encounter these days (i make a habbit of introducing myself wheneverthere is commotion :D) are utter pricks who think they are our overlords and those dogs aught to be set on fire, slashed with knifes, battered with iron poles, they are NOT a safe method of control. They are fucking savage, during the student protests i was just trying to walk home from the shops and almost got mauled by a dog and kicked by a horse, purely because i was behind the police lines, and not actually in the protests, hmmm.

I don't joke when i say i'm a fuck head, i love good food, but at the end of the day my health means bugger all to me, i stopped smoking so that my parents can live in peace (can't have all the kids smoking cigarettes, they'd probably die of sorrow, won't even let us in the same car if it ent them driving :p) but other than that, i'm living on bonus time, i've considered my life forfeit for the past 5 years.
i liked you ttt but supporting owt that cancels football. !?!? you may as well just go and join the looters.
 

tip top toker

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Hahaha, i've never enjoyed watching football, bunch of over-paid useless pansie cunts. If they played like men i owuldn't mind quite as much, but fuck, play like men! I used to be in charge of the defense for my schools 1st team football, there was no pissing around, my defense either fucks them up royally or i'd be shouting my face of at them. Studs have more than one purpose! Use it! Stamp them the fuck out if you have to :) cricket however, now that's a game i can get into on the tele :D

Rather mortified my flatmate, today is two for one tuesday at zizzi or pizza express, and i've turned down yet another free, he seems rather confuddled by my actions :D
 

Don Gin and Ton

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you ever been to a big match? the atmosphere is more of abuzz than charlie man. its electric.

cricket i understand the draw but find it boring. so do most of the fans by the look of them tossers dressed up as nuns or elvis etc. excuse for all day drinking if you ask me :lol: to each there own.
 

tip top toker

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you ever been to a big match? the atmosphere is more of abuzz than charlie man. its electric.

cricket i understand the draw but find it boring. so do most of the fans by the look of them tossers dressed up as nuns or elvis etc. excuse for all day drinking if you ask me :lol: to each there own.
I've been to games. Bunch of silly folk jumping up every few minutes for fuck all of a result, sounds like class A's are a waste of time :p At least in cricket every bowl is a chance, in football, your best bet is he's gonna pass it backwards :lol: I find professional rugby equally as dull :D

As i say though, i'm a fuck head, i'm not normal, i do not see any positive reason to keep friends or be part of things, i have 1 i see a few hours a week and that is more than enough for me. Hell, a pretty as fuck girl my age started work today, i suprised her by flat ignoring her :) In real life i keep to myself i talk to noone about anything noone knows anything about me, even folk i've worked with for close to 5 years, they don't even know my surname. My flatmate won't get anything more out of me than"yeah, i'm good man". I am a complete recluse just waiting to die, hopefully prematurely.
 

Don Gin and Ton

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You should go to an old firm. Jesus. You will experience nothing like it
i know every fan says this, but honestly the newcastle scumderland derby is pretty much the same. well religion aside....
I've been to games. Bunch of silly folk jumping up every few minutes for fuck all of a result, sounds like class A's are a waste of time :p At least in cricket every bowl is a chance, in football, your best bet is he's gonna pass it backwards :lol: I find professional rugby equally as dull :D

As i say though, i'm a fuck head, i'm not normal, i do not see any positive reason to keep friends, i have 1 i see a few hours a week and that is ore than enough for me. Hell, a pretty as fuck girl my age started work today, i suprised her by flat ignoring her :) In real life i keep to myself i talk to noone about anything noone knows anything about me, even folk i've worked with for close to 5 years, they don't even know my surname.
right your starting to worry me now, you're a loner who doesn't like footy, or pretty girls. you could be the next roul moat!!! hahahaha

just fuckin with ya man. someone needs to take sambos shoes :) and duras out on the lash. so youll have to put up with my bollocks.

i'm out me barnet
 

WOWgrow

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supporting the riots
like that footy got cancelled
likes cricket

hahaha gone down in my books ttt! dunno how you can support the rioting, 95% of them arent even doing it cause of that, theyre just low life cunts who are just using this as an excuse. dont know how you can support that mate, that family run business that had been going for 150 years burnt to the ground, and now all our taxes are gonna go into paying to repair it all, fuckin ridiculous.
 

tip top toker

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Haha, it's all good. I completely accept my position and fully accept that i'ma full blown nutter :) I don't like footy cus they ent playing it right, and i don't really care form women as they have consecutively destroyed my life, so being the handsome fucker i am, or so indiations seem to umm, indicate, i confuse the fuck ot of em by pretending they don't exist, seems to make em even more interesed in me, to fuck all result though :D

I want my house in the middle of Exmore for a reason, fuck all people to try and complicatewhat is left of my life :)

I support the riots because it's anti-governemnt, and the government is a bunch of treasonous murdering cunts. I figured that the council was too small a target, so i'm now working to take the government itself to court :D talking to lawyers and newspapers you name it :D the governemnt should burn, fucking fascists. You'll naturally have read my comments stating i in no way condone the looting and burning of folks shops and that lot, but the mopre police killed the better if you ask me. they're a bunch of oerpaid absolutely usless militant cunts :D my taes won't pay for shit, i do not pay tax on concientious reasons. same reason i plan to burn my car in the middle of the street, they can go broke before i support them. I do not support murderers out for profit.
 

supersillybilly

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Haha, it's all good. I completely accept my position and fully accept that i'ma full blown nutter :) I don't like footy cus they ent playing it right, and i don't really care form women as they have consecutively destroyed my life, so being the handsome fucker i am, or so indiations seem to umm, indicate, i confuse the fuck ot of em by pretending they don't exist, seems to make em even more interesed in me, to fuck all result though :D

I want my house in the middle of Exmore for a reason, fuck all people to try and complicatewhat is left of my life :)

Fucking hell son, your deeper than my pockets. Things that happen in life should make you stronger. Just my view
 

tip top toker

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Fucking hell son, your deeper than my pockets. Things that happen in life should make you stronger. Just my view
It did make me stronger, taught me not to trust anyone with breath coming from their lungs :p But nah, i went through absolute shit, more suicide attempts than i have fingers :D Doesn't stop me having fun where i can though :)
 

Don Gin and Ton

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On wit Don boy. That mad black stuff?
my man for the marching phoned n said he was desperate dan for a smoke so. met him with a bit cosis and a gram of the oil. n he got stuck right in smeared a good wedge down a tab, he'd just got up at half 12. he took the filter out n roached it and was bollocksed by time i left.

he only does good so sorted me nicely ;) other than that a load of oily buds have been in the bong and ive done X amount of voddy. in a good place right about now.

roll a jake and phone the missus time.

laters
 

Don Gin and Ton

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hahaha man birds are the root of all evil and happiness. just depends which way they jump out of bed. playin hard to get tho will pay off sooner or later haha. one day youll meet an oddball just like you.( no offense meant) i've seen it first hand.
 

WOWgrow

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I support the riots because it's anti-governemnt, and the government is a bunch of treasonous murdering cunts.
ill use the same generalisations as you man, most of those dickheads dont even understand the government, theyre just jumping on the bandwagon.

you do seem like quite the individual ttt, would love to see what youre like in person lol.
 

tip top toker

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Boring as fuck :D I'm not a man of many words :p

This being the government though, the riots won't actually change anything other than they will change up all the laws, impose curfews, hell, maybe it's all intentional. Kill many birds with one disguised stone. Goodbye bingedrinking and late night disruption and whatnot. As i say, they have this slightly zaney notion that they can control any and everything but well, shit happens that no amount of health and safety legislation can prevent :lol:

Been up since 5, spent 2 hours in the bath reading my book. Quite positively poached myself.
 

del66666

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Boring as fuck :D I'm not a man of many words :p

This being the government though, the riots won't actually change anything other than they will change up all the laws, impose curfews, hell, maybe it's all intentional. Kill many birds with one disguised stone. Goodbye bingedrinking and late night disruption and whatnot. As i say, they have this slightly zaney notion that they can control any and everything but well, shit happens that no amount of health and safety legislation can prevent :lol:

Been up since 5, spent 2 hours in the bath reading my book. Quite positively poached myself.
they wont stop the drinking.....think of all the tax they get out of it.......
 
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