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a mongo frog

a mongo frog

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suTraGrow said:
Amazing!!!! He decided its time to move on to bigger game. In which he found a donkey on the side of his barn. He then proceeded.....
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proceeded to jerk the donkey off but realized i need some thing bigger than this. but what though. so he went to the sanfracisco zoo where he...
 
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suTraGrow

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cannawizard said:
*to jerk his wanker till his front teeth fell out from all the tremendous shaking... but.. all of a sudden, the barn door swings open...
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And Cannawizard JUMPED! out at him with a 20" black dildo aiming straight for his buttocks. Cranker tried to.....
 
billy4479

billy4479

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a mongo frog said:
proceeded to jerk the donkey off but realized i need some thing bigger than this. but what though. so he went to the sanfracisco zoo where he...
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suddly spoted the love of his life a 10 ton african elephant name Juju they both looked deeply into each others eyes when ....
 
a mongo frog

a mongo frog

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suTraGrow said:
And Cannawizard JUMPED! out at him with a 20" black dildo aiming straight for his buttocks. Cranker tried to.....
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run from the blackness but tripped and fell landing right onto the dildo. with the head coming out his mouth. to his surprise.....
 
cannawizard

cannawizard

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billy4479 said:
suddly spoted the love of his life a 10 ton african elephant name Juju they both looked deeply into each others eyes when ....
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*a bus full of RIU noobs crashed infront of Cranker.. killing his 10ton booty call.. but wait.. theres a noise of some sorts..
 
cannawizard

cannawizard

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suTraGrow said:
He enjoyed it and asked cannawizard "to bring a friend next time maybe 2 black dildos?!?". After that cannawizard preceded to say....
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"i have a friend named Sutra.. and he loves cock & balls.. i think y'all should meet"... after C.Wiz states this.. sirens come blasting from the corner of the gay bar...
 
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suTraGrow

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cannawizard said:
"i have a friend named Sutra.. and he loves cock & balls.. i think y'all should meet"... after C.Wiz states this.. sirens come blasting from the corner of the gay bar...
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You see cannawizards grandpappy running from the gay bar and into the hills. He startes yelling at canna saying HEY...........
 
a mongo frog

a mongo frog

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cannawizard said:
"i have a friend named Sutra.. and he loves cock & balls.. i think y'all should meet"... after C.Wiz states this.. sirens come blasting from the corner of the gay bar...
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and 10 black naked men come out wanting to fight! but they were all naked. and the wierd thing was they had small dicks. but that didnt stop....
 
billy4479

billy4479

Moderator
...im still picturing cranker waking up tommorw turning on his cumputer all excited to see how many people asked him a legal question only to find his whole life story posted right here ...
 
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suTraGrow

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a mongo frog said:
and 10 black naked men come out wanting to fight! but they were all naked. and the wierd thing was they had small dicks. but that didnt stop....
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a mongo frog from raping every single one of them. After the rapes mongo frog went to see his dealer.....
 
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