Pix That Make You LOL-Warning-SNWS
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squarepush3r
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Hepheastus420
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Alright so it isn't a pics, but it's a funny story.
​An 18-year-old man dressed in a cow costume stole 26 gallons of milk from a Virginia Walmart Tuesday night. Why? Why not? The man was not taking his task as some sort of joke, either, and in fact, "was apparently crawling while he exited the store, trying to emulate cattle," according to Stafford County Sheriff's spokesman Bill Kennedy. There's even a sort of Robin Hood twist in this tale, which ends with the man handing out the stolen milk jugs to passers-by, then "skipping down the sidewalk" in his cow suit.
Well, it doesn't exactly "end" there. Afterward, a man who seemed to match the description of the milk thief was seen in a local McDonald's, but he was not in a cow suit. Fortunately, Walmart management was able to confirm that it was indeed the milk thief, and later, a cow suit was found in his car, implicating him pretty much completely.
​An 18-year-old man dressed in a cow costume stole 26 gallons of milk from a Virginia Walmart Tuesday night. Why? Why not? The man was not taking his task as some sort of joke, either, and in fact, "was apparently crawling while he exited the store, trying to emulate cattle," according to Stafford County Sheriff's spokesman Bill Kennedy. There's even a sort of Robin Hood twist in this tale, which ends with the man handing out the stolen milk jugs to passers-by, then "skipping down the sidewalk" in his cow suit.
Well, it doesn't exactly "end" there. Afterward, a man who seemed to match the description of the milk thief was seen in a local McDonald's, but he was not in a cow suit. Fortunately, Walmart management was able to confirm that it was indeed the milk thief, and later, a cow suit was found in his car, implicating him pretty much completely.
gopherbuddah
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I thought this was pretty funny, hope you too. Sorry for the link but it's the only way I could share...http://zombieresearch.org/home.html
jonblaze420
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Morgan Lynn
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that guys totally badass man
Winter Woman
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Soooooo politically incorrect
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I was sitting at the traffic light yesterday next to a car load of Muslims
when a big semi-trailer drove right over the top of their car!
Flattened it!
"Wow!" I thought, "That could've been me"...
So I went and got a Commercial Driver's License
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I was sitting at the traffic light yesterday next to a car load of Muslims
when a big semi-trailer drove right over the top of their car!
Flattened it!
"Wow!" I thought, "That could've been me"...
So I went and got a Commercial Driver's License
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Winter Woman
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A little Muslim kid, crying, can’t find his mother in the supermarket.
The store attendant says ‘What does your mother look like?’
The kid says “I have no fucking idea?”
The store attendant says ‘What does your mother look like?’
The kid says “I have no fucking idea?”
Winter Woman
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Nude Clock. You have to watch it the first time all the way around. Plus, you can click on it and it will go digital. Cute
http://lovedbdb.com/nudemenClock/index2.html
http://lovedbdb.com/nudemenClock/index2.html
Morgan Lynn
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[video=youtube;gGXosFDatxM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGXosFDatxM[/video]
[video=youtube;ZRlCulV7r-I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRlCulV7r-I&feature=related[/video]
[video=youtube;ZRlCulV7r-I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRlCulV7r-I&feature=related[/video]
hoss12781
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Totally and completely badass. Did you check the new episode last night? Yes, new, its back on FX and Mac is super bloated.
robert 14617
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this weekends whopper is a good idea but the picture they posted makes me lol
the poor plants inside look like hammered shit
the poor plants inside look like hammered shit
