I was bored in Tesco's one day so i tried this
1.Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3.Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.
4.Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.
5.Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6.Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers I'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.
7. When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help me, I began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8.Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked my nose, and ate it.
9.While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were situated.
10.Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the theme tune from "Mission Impossible"
11.In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12.Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13.When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again."
And; last, but not least:
14.Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."