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[Carne Seca]

Well, folks. We had intruders on our property around 2 a.m. this morning. Had to call the sheriff. First it was people driving down our road screaming and yelling like idiots and then they got out and started running around on our property. We have a little over ten acres and they were all over the damn place yelling and screaming. Me and my dad did the native thing and hid in the shadows of some Cedars and waited. One of them ran by and I stepped out and growled like a bear. The guy screamed like a bitch and ran for his life.

I couldn't help it, I started laughing. Which scared them even more. I guess they thought a skinwalker was after them. The sheriff was there in less than five minutes and some arrests were made.

It was just some drunk idiots. It was funny as hell. No one got shot and nobody died.

 

[420God]

Sounds like you had a good time scaring them.

Had it been my property they would've dealt with a big ass dog then a warning shot.

 

[Carne Seca]

We have one little dog. A useless little shit that didn't even bark. He's really good at digging up rocks though. Waste of dog food if you ask me.

 

[420God]

We have one little dog. A useless little shit that didn't even bark. He's really good at digging up rocks though. Waste of dog food if you ask me.

I don't pay much for dog food, I pick up fresh meat almost daily.

The nearest police station is on the other side of the reservation which is over 45min away so it's good to have a big guard dog to protect the farm.

 

[Carne Seca]

I don't pay much for dog food, I pick up fresh meat almost daily.

The nearest police station is on the other side of the reservation which is over 45min away so it's good to have a big guard dog to protect the farm.

Reservation? Which one? I live just across the river from the Navajo Nation. Our police station is about 2 miles from the house. So we don't have much to worry about.

 

[420God]

I'm near the Menominee Nation, it's pretty desolate out by me, just the way I like it.

 

[Padawanbater2]

Jealous 420God!

I hope you have a quad or dirtbike, that would be the shit!

LMFAO @ "growled like a bear"! hahahah!

 

[april]

Oh carne u can hide in my bush and scare away the bad boys anytime!!!

LMFAO damn i love randomly scaring people, i'm the type to lurk in a clost for 20 mins, people do funny things when they don't realise they're being watched

Man next time record that shit hahahah

 

[420God]

Jealous 420God!

I hope you have a quad or dirtbike, that would be the shit!

LMFAO @ "growled like a bear"! hahahah!

Oh yeah, plenty of toys to occupy my time out here.

There's some nice trails for horse back riding all over also.

I have 6 and a pony for my daughter.

 

[Kodank Moment]

Sounds like you had a good time scaring them.

Had it been my property they would've dealt with a big ass dog then a warning shot.

America. Fuck Yeah!

 

[Carne Seca]

I'm near the Menominee Nation, it's pretty desolate out by me, just the way I like it.

Northern Michigan? I met some Menominee folk at the Gathering of Nations a couple of years ago. They are some good looking people.

 

[420God]

Northern Michigan? I met some Menominee folk at the Gathering of Nations a couple of years ago. They are some good looking people.

Central WI, if you look it up on Google maps you can actually see it stand out from the other counties because it's so wooded.

 

[Carne Seca]

Oh carne u can hide in my bush and scare away the bad boys anytime!!!

LMFAO damn i love randomly scaring people, i'm the type to lurk in a clost for 20 mins, people do funny things when they don't realise they're being watched

Man next time record that shit hahahah

I laughed so hard it hurt. You should have seen the poor guy running. He had his hands up in the air and was screaming all the way to the main road. I thought my dad was going to have a heart attack from laughing so hard. They were some Navajo kids drunk off their asses and lost.

 

[Carne Seca]

Central WI, if you look it up on Google maps you can actually see it stand out from the other counties because it's so wooded.

brrrrrr... the ones I met were from northern Michigan. Is there more than one Menominee Reserve?

 

[420God]

brrrrrr... the ones I met were from northern Michigan. Is there more than one Menominee Reserve?

The Menominee people are spread all over this area, same with a lot of other tribes. The reservations here are absolutely horrible and most people get out when they can.

I'm Ojibwe and my family left the reservation 4 generations ago for a better life, still working on that.

 

[Total Head]

not that i haven't done stupid shit like that myself, but i fucking hate when people act all fucking stupid and start disturbing people at night. just makes me want to punch their disrespectful teeth down their throats. i'm almost disappointed that no one got hurt. good outcome, though. i hope someone messed themselves.

 

[Big P]

420 what kind of dog is it. I bought one of these bull mastiffs offspring and he is so scary looking and huge now, I left him at my ex-wifes house to help protect her and when she has anyone come work on the house or somthing the dog will stand in the middle of the doorway blocking thier way in until she calls him off. no one has tried to walk passed him yet lol


i go there everyonce in a while and I cant help getting a bit scared for a sec from his sheer size and im the one who raised him. but he is an amazing family dog even with small children.

but I wish i fed him raw meat like you do your dog. damn u feed it to him raw or cooked? that may make him hungry for any raw meat maybe even human flesh lol, better hope he doesnt bite somone taste the blood and figure hey why not try to eat some of this guy lol

 

[420God]

That's a good looking dog you got there Big P! I also have a Mastiff but he's an American Brindle Mastiff.

This is Monty, he's been clipped and gained a lot of weight since these pics.

 

[Big P]

im not saying it was a wrong move but if it was me I would feed bad that I got them arrested.



you know, since they were just idiots runnin around and shit, but it was probably the best thing to do.


i tried to be cool to a drunk driver who hit my car once. i had minor damage but his jaguar was fucked and he was drunk, so me trying to be nice, I was like if you pay me cash for the damage I wont call the cops and we can go our separate ways, so we drove to an atm and the drunk piece of shit tried to fuck me, saying he didnt have any money in his account.

I realized my mistake right then. never go outa your way to help a piece of shit


luckly the fool had a wad sticking out of his wallet and I was like, your a stinking lier! u got money right there in your wallet u stinkin back stabbing asshole!

and so he gave me $300 for my trouble.


I was soooo fuckin pissed after that I started following him and wrote down his plate number, I was gonna call the cops on him and report the accident as a hit and run. lol since he tried to fuck me,

but in the end i couldnt bring myself to do it. but man he deserved it and it would have been real funny


your right to call the cops on those fuckin kids never mind what I said before

 

[Carne Seca]

This is what I'm stuck with. Damn dog.