Anyway, I was just sitting there.

[Winter Woman]

Truly, I was just sitting there watching college football which I hate. Except, if it's Mich. State. I decided that I wanted to read the newspaper. I pick up my glasses and put them on. Then I see something like a hair, but bigger drop down into view and it moves around a bit.

All of a sudden this horrendously big spider (ok, it was small) walks across the lens of my glasses. I jumped up screaming and throwing the glasses and ran right into the wall. I have no idea where those glasses are and now I have a headache. I thought I was going to have a heart attack.

I hate the fall time of year because all the spiders want to move inside.

 

[420God]

LMAO!!! Great story! I usually don't mind spiders but on my face is totally different, probably would've done the same.

 

[PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1]

What's he doing on "Glasses",,? Spider's have like 8 eye's,,,he don't need glasses,,,I find this post to be BS.

 

[Winter Woman]

Of course, it's bs it's about spiders. I can't read a thing without my glasses.

 

[cannabineer]

What's he doing on "Glasses",,? Spider's have like 8 eye's,,,he don't need glasses,,,I find this post to be BS.

This one's friends tease her and call her "16 Eyes" now. Arachnikids can be so cruel.

..WW, you made me go on Spider Patrol. Here in R'stan we're having a late-season heat wave. The daddy longlegs are making themselves entirely too much at home here, so i went around with a used water glass and scooped up the nonpaying tenants and dumped their freeloading eight-legged tushies onto the back porch. I avoid killing spiders as much as I can. Western daddy longlegs are beautiful spiders. The eastern version are actually harvestmen - whipscorpion relatives ... those creep me out. cn

 

[Winter Woman]

Whipscorpions, wtf are they? Maybe I don't want to know.

 

[Prefontaine]

Truly, I was just sitting there watching college football which I hate. Except, if it's Mich. State. I decided that I wanted to read the newspaper. I pick up my glasses and put them on. Then I see something like a hair, but bigger drop down into view and it moves around a bit.

All of a sudden this horrendously big spider (ok, it was small) walks across the lens of my glasses. I jumped up screaming and throwing the glasses and ran right into the wall. I have no idea where those glasses are and now I have a headache. I thought I was going to have a heart attack.

I hate the fall time of year because all the spiders want to move inside.

get house geckos and release them in your house

 

[cannabineer]

Whipscorpions, wtf are they? Maybe I don't want to know.

Remember the "spider" in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire? That was a whipscorpion. cn

<edit> Prefontaine, geckos in Michigan? The poor dears.

 

[PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1]

I "Used",,,to be affraid of spider's also,,,but where i live now they can be the size of tarantula's,,,along with "Black widow's and Brown recluses's",,,I am now pretty keen on stomping there gut's out do to the fact I really don't wanna DIE,,,from a friggin' spider.

 

[Hepheastus420]

Oh man rep for the great story winterwoman, .
I was outside having a few beers when my head started itching and when I scratched it it was a fucking roach that was flying around. Oh man I tried swatting it off my head and it just grabbed on to my hand and tried crawling up my arm. Oh shit man I almost had a heart attack (not really, ha). It felt so weird and tickled. I know it was just a roach but it caught me off guard and it was determined to stay on me. Ahh that sucked.

 

[lambofgod]

let this guy shit and chill with me while I was building my new grow room.

They get much much bigger come fall. This is small actually.

 

[Hepheastus420]

I "Used",,,to be affraid of spider's also,,,but where i live now they can be the size of tarantula's,,,along with "Black widow's and Brown recluses's",,,I am now pretty keen on stomping there gut's out do to the fact I really don't wanna DIE,,,from a friggin' spider.

The other day I saw a fucking foot long black spider crawling across the road. I'm not even joking, it was fucking scary. Like it's hair looked like a dogs/cats fur. Texas has fucked up insects man.

 

[Winter Woman]

Where do you live? Please say it isn't Florida.

I "Used",,,to be affraid of spider's also,,,but where i live now they can be the size of tarantula's,,,along with "Black widow's and Brown recluses's",,,I am now pretty keen on stomping there gut's out do to the fact I really don't wanna DIE,,,from a friggin' spider.

 

[Hepheastus420]

let this guy shit and chill with me while I was building my new grow room.

They get much much bigger come fall. This is small actually.

If I had a camera I would show you the picture of my fellow banana spider. He's cool you can throw shit (crickets) in his web and he will spin them up in 1-3 seconds. Fucking crazy, here's a pic (not mine) of a banana spider.

 

[PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1]

The other day I saw a fucking foot long black spider crawling across the road. I'm not even joking, it was fucking scary. Like it's hair looked like a dogs/cats fur. Texas has fucked up insects man.

Damn it,,,I be scared,,,around here turtle's have the ball's to try and cross the road's. lol.

 

[Winter Woman]

Roaches fly? WTF, I thought fly rats (pigeons) were bad enough.

Oh man rep for the great story winterwoman, .
I was outside having a few beers when my head started itching and when I scratched it it was a fucking roach that was flying around. Oh man I tried swatting it off my head and it just grabbed on to my hand and tried crawling up my arm. Oh shit man I almost had a heart attack (not really, ha). It felt so weird and tickled. I know it was just a roach but it caught me off guard and I was determined to stay on me. Ahh that sucked.

 

[Winter Woman]

What kind of spider is that thing? It looks like it could take on a dog and win the fight.

let this guy shit and chill with me while I was building my new grow room.

They get much much bigger come fall. This is small actually.

 

[cannabineer]

Roaches fly? WTF, I thought fly rats (pigeons) were bad enough.

Oh dear me yes roaches fly. In Florida (sorry!!) they get huge and are called Palmetto Bugs. I found a three-incher in a motel bathroom once ... in the pitch dark. It made a sound when it walked ... like a scrap of paper moved by a breeze ... awesome. cn

 

[Hepheastus420]

Damn it,,,I be scared,,,around here turtle's have the ball's to try and cross the road's. lol.

When I was little I had a little snapping turtle that would hang out in my back yard, I named him bowser. Because he always seemed pisses, had spikes all along his shell, and was a turtle.

 

[lambofgod]

We call this a common tomato spider. I remember tossing two in a jar and watching them fight till the death...they must be territorial in some sense.