Basho is Bored (The Haiku Game)

[Hepheastus420]

That made me chuckle
Fucking Emo kids kill me...
Such a waste, pity

Emos make me laugh,
They can't get over themselves.
Do you have wolf pack?

Wolf pack is a "gang"
Of annoying emo kids.
They are so stupid.

 

[Hepheastus420]

Thread is hard to jack,
Because it has no topic,
So there's no straying.

 

[Metasynth]

Light enters slowly
High washes over like rain
Drenched in THC

 

[Metasynth]

Thunderous black clouds
Scent of death hangs in the air
Inhale destiny

 

[Metasynth]

Thick! Coating my tongue...
Sweet taste sickens me so bad
Love tastes of sadness.

 

[Metasynth]

Silence, then it comes
Strength bubbles up, becomes me
Courage to go on!

 

[Hepheastus420]

Thick! Coating my tongue...
Sweet taste sickens me so bad
Love tastes of sadness.

Very dark haiku,
Are you feeling fine today?
Hope you feel better, .

 

[Metasynth]

Very dark haiku,
Are you feeling fine today?
Hope you feel better, .

I am feeling great
Just drawing inspiration
It comes from despair

 

[tyler.durden]

Tyler has gone mad.
He believes he hears music.
Hope he can take jokes, .

Mad as a Hatter
Taking my Marbles Away
Toys in the Attic...

 

[tyler.durden]

Thread is hard to jack,
Because it has no topic,
So there's no straying.

Thread Jack is a crime
My thread ripples like water
Jack it if you wish...

 

[tyler.durden]

Thick! Coating my tongue...
Sweet taste sickens me so bad
Love tastes of sadness.

The sadness of Love
Wedding cake makes pussies dry
Marriage is Lonely...

 

[Hepheastus420]

I am feeling great
Just drawing inspiration
It comes from despair

Ah, ok, I see.
Well glad to see you are fine, .
Gonna hit the bong.

 

[tyler.durden]

I am feeling great
Just drawing inspiration
It comes from despair

De(in)spairation!
Inventing words like Palin?
Shakespeare is crying...

 

[Hepheastus420]

Thread Jack is a crime
My thread ripples like water
Jack it if you wish...

Thread jack? I shall not.
Thread shall live on forever.
Brain is away now.

 

[tyler.durden]

The sun will awake soon
I will lie down in darkness
Haiku must sleep, too...

 

[Metasynth]

The sun will awake soon
I will lie down in darkness
Haiku must sleep, too...

'bout to make pizza
Crack open an ice cold beer
Sleep is far away

 

[tyler.durden]

'bout to make pizza
Crack open an ice cold beer
Sleep is far away

Your night is still young
Pizza and beer can't beat sleep
Save a slice for me...

 

[Hepheastus420]

Time to crash out.
I will be back tomorrow.
But for now good night.

 

[Hepheastus420]

Insomnia lurks.
Grasping me, hanging on tight.
Watching time fly by.

 

[Dislexicmidget2021]

fire dances in bowl
igniting wings above smoke
flying to days end