Basho is Bored (The Haiku Game)

[tyler.durden]

Can't deny the munch
Buddha's smoke makes my mantra
Om nom nom nom nom​

Cookie Monster, Neer?
Lesser Muppets would not do
To represent you...

 

[tyler.durden]

who u think this is?
me, smoking my bong with a
syllable counter

Counters help your math
keep count, lest you feel my wrath
on our Haiku path...

 

[Metasynth]

Salty crunch so sweet
One hundred percent real cheese
Cheez-Itz, I love you!

 

[cannabineer]

Cookie Monster, Neer?
Lesser Muppets would not do
To represent you...

Sugar is no good
for my body; even so
I must have my fix.

 

[tyler.durden]

Salty crunch so sweet
One hundred percent real cheese
Cheez-Itz, I love you!

It is not easy,
(Smoking weed is not sleazy),
to be so cheesy...

 

[tyler.durden]

Sugar is no good
for my body; even so
I must have my fix.

Pumpkin Pie, Cool Whip.
These were my demons this night
Big Bird's a Stoner!

 

[Hepheastus420]

Where is everyone?
We should be nocturnal now,
Come on out you guys.

 

[Metasynth]

Boo! Did I scare you?
I'm here, Halloween is near...
October is great

October harvest
Buds hanging from the rafters
Stink of sweet success

November draws close
That would be my birthday month
Time to eat turkey!

 

[cannabineer]

Culinary skills
Shift and shiver like mirage
Don't cook when you're baked.

 

[Hepheastus420]

Boo! Did I scare you?
I'm here, Halloween is near...
October is great

October harvest
Buds hanging from the rafters
Stink of sweet success

November draws close
That would be my birthday month
Time to eat turkey!

I love the seasons,
So many great memories.
Glad to see you here.

 

[Hepheastus420]

Culinary skills
Shift and shiver like mirage
Don't cook when you're baked.

I make sandwiches,
Ham and cheese and vegetables.
They fix the munchies.

 

[Metasynth]

Culinary skills
Shift and shiver like mirage
Don't cook when you're baked.

Work while baked, I do
Steel across a board so smooth
I'm a Chef, I am

Smoke before I work
The secret of my success
Is to be real baked

Scents wafting this way
Salivation, growing moist
My hat's off to you

 

[cannabineer]

Life comes together
I'm surrounded by my buds
Best green taste rose ear.

 

[Hepheastus420]

Someday peace will come,
When everyone smokes some bud.
That is just a dream.

 

[Metasynth]

Life comes together
I'm surrounded by my buds
Best green taste rose ear.

Warm intake of breath
Lighter crackle, fire up!
Taste of my homegrown...

Sense of pride, Oh Joy!
Dusted crystal, glisten bright
It was grown with love

 

[tyler.durden]

Boo! Did I scare you?
I'm here, Halloween is near...
October is great

October harvest
Buds hanging from the rafters
Stink of sweet success

November draws close
That would be my birthday month
Time to eat turkey!

My harvest is done!
Buds curing, encased in glass
Is sampling okay?

 

[tyler.durden]

I make sandwiches,
Ham and cheese and vegetables.
They fix the munchies.

Easy sandwiches
the stove is so much effort!
A 5 minute meal...

 

[Metasynth]

My harvest is done!
Buds curing, encased in glass
Is sampling okay?

Grow to save money...
If it's dry, it gets me high
But a cure is better

Burp my jars, look here!
A tiny nug has fallen,
Straight into the bowl...

 

[cannabineer]

My harvest is done!
Buds curing, encased in glass
Is sampling okay?

Only if you share.
Hold those nugs against the screen.
Guys - rotation time!
cn

 

[cannabineer]

Easy sandwiches
the stove is so much effort!
A 5 minute meal...

As I have no bread
I stay for the circuses
Rollitup gives me.