The UK Growers Thread!

Don Gin and Ton

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Haha, i have other things in mind instead of growing for a deposit, in fat no deposit, bought outright. The final result intended is for me to have a big ol country place that has it all for me, space for crafts which will provide income (i've been looking and asking around, and depending on location, there is a HUGE demand for hand blown glass, which could itself manifest into a side venture retail wise. But the other key thing is i want the space to have animals and grow all my own veg, i've had a dream of sel suficiency and a simple life for a long time now. Plan hard play hard!

4 pint cans of stella down here would be touching £7 i only buy what is on offer. There were 4 aston martins and a trio of jag xkr's parked outside of work one day last week, pricing of items in shops in this neighbourhood is not of the foremost significance.
that's the way to think man owe no cunt nowt. live like the good life. you should look into crofting in scotland they positively encourage that lifestyle. livestock and self sufficiency. tho as dura will nee doubt tell you they hate the english like an agry heamoroid. can't think why though?

oh and fuck your mitsubishi i've a horse outside

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tip top toker

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Haha, sod Scotland, i've already had one offer to move upto a patch of land. I want some sunshine and vegetables please, not just some livestock. Sod livestock. I want to trade a new butchers block with the butcher in exchange for a lamb. do it propper. Given the time and ambition, and not living in the middle of town, the goodlife is definitely achievable i reckon :) But as i say, i reckon if i got good, i could make quite the haul from glass work. Got a workshop in a few weeks. The big startup costs can be covered i reckon ;)

Look at me! I'm talking like a bad man, bad tip top! growing for yourself is all it is. Haha, fuck em, i cannot humanely condone their criminalization of cannabis and happy taxation of tobacco. You''re showing me what must be a dying mans cancerous throat, and then you sell it to me anyway? Shame on them!
 

tip top toker

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wrecked as usual, vodka,pychosis,livers,15mg of zoplicone will be sleeping soon lol

got 14 pyschos n exo cheese im bout to flip only lil clones but flip em now, chop em at 7wks, dry 4days then money for xmas lol
Howdy Samantha, falling asleep before the party i never a good idea, last time i fell asleep before the party i woke up in a Chinese wedding reception in Chantou, China.
 

newuserlol

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Howdy Samantha, falling asleep before the party i never a good idea, last time i fell asleep before the party i woke up in a Chinese wedding reception in Chantou, China.
how ya doing ya posh twat? i member people falling asleep lol eyebrows burnt or shaved lol rizlas stuck to cheeks/lips/ears then set alflame lol all good fun tho.
 

Don Gin and Ton

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how ya doing ya posh twat? i member people falling asleep lol eyebrows burnt or shaved lol rizlas stuck to cheeks/lips/ears then set alflame lol all good fun tho.
only moderately offensive sammy what the fuck you given up the voddy?

ever play human buckaroo with passed out party victims?
 

tip top toker

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I'm good. Getting nice and pisssed up. Best thing to do with a drunkard is duck tape him into an office chair at the top of a flight of stairs :) Fun chenanigans indeed.
 

Don Gin and Ton

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normally i refuse to let anyone get fucked over like that in my crib. yeah it's funny watching people being coloured in black etc but i always think if that was me i'd go fuckin light. so i don't let it go on and god help the man who fucks me up when i'm passed out.
 

newuserlol

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only moderately offensive sammy what the fuck you given up the voddy?

ever play human buckaroo with passed out party victims?
im trying to be nice its the new me lol these zoplicones are kicking in now tho n im gonna av 1 last vods n maybe a pyscho joint but that might be pushing it lol
 

Don Gin and Ton

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what no fuck off you northern monkey??? haha zoppa's this early. fair do lad. i have a quiet love affair with them myself but fuckin hell are they hard to kick. i try n mix them up with amytrip's keep me not quite to line on both.
 

newuserlol

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what no fuck off you northern monkey??? haha zoppa's this early. fair do lad. i have a quiet love affair with them myself but fuckin hell are they hard to kick. i try n mix them up with amytrip's keep me not quite to line on both.
sorry m8 im just not in me angry drunk mode 2night lol been smoking pyscho n livers all days now the vods n zops feeling pretty goood, but just for you so you sucking on ashleys balls now ya 4th ya northan monkey!
 

Don Gin and Ton

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the mrs is out an everyone else decided not to get on it. saving themselves for the morrow apparently the bunch of queers.

mine came free so i'm kicking the arse out of it.
 

newuserlol

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lightweights fuck saving yaself for the morrow just start now dont sleep n it will be the fucking morrow! lol

how is it don negood m8?
 

RobbieP

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im about to hit the psyco myself :) shits strong lol .. Don whats your Dog Kush like ? iv been told its kinda like the psyco but i thought id ask the main man :) whats it yield like mate?
 

Don Gin and Ton

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lightweights fuck saving yaself for the morrow just start now dont sleep n it will be the fucking morrow! lol
how is it don negood m8?
i know man it's like everyone hit 27-30 and lost all stamina, that said the times we've kicked it like we used to for stag do's there's been a few 2 day hangovers, which never used to happen.

hows yasel man?
 

Don Gin and Ton

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im about to hit the psyco myself :) shits strong lol .. Don whats your Dog Kush like ? iv been told its kinda like the psyco but i thought id ask the main man :) whats it yield like mate?
it's DST's strain fella, he's the authority, but i can tell you it's ridiculously strong and stinks to high heaven. the people i've given it to have all whitied and keep it in two airtight jars to stop the smell. my gaffer put his in his garage.
 

newuserlol

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i know man it's like everyone hit 27-30 and lost all stamina, that said the times we've kicked it like we used to for stag do's there's been a few 2 day hangovers, which never used to happen.

hows yasel man?
it happens m8 we all get old have kids etc then people aint up for the hardocre sessions nemore still lightweights mind lol

im all good m8 just took 20oz down mainly livers with some pyscho n slh, got another 14 in now vegging gonna flip em soon em chop em early for some extra xmas cash,
 
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