WTF are parents thinking now!??

bblzs

Active Member
I work at a Dentist office.

We see patients from first tooth-21yrs...

Why is the fuck do people name their kids fucked up ass names!!!??!?! Or names that NOBODY can pronounce?
Like really bitch, do you name your kids Udfghytke just so you can correct people on how to pronounce it?!

Also, the fucking dumb bitches who name their kids "Oral" "Cannabis" "Karma" "La-A" <--- & they pronounce the - LA-DASH-A mhmmmm.
done venting.

All names in rant are ACTUAL, real names!!! Not made up at all.
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
It is not well known that Oral Roberts had a kind a weird kid brother whose call to ministry was ... eslewhere. I speak of Anal Roberts. cn
 

GSTrichome79

Well-Known Member
Tim Allen's real name is Timothy Allen Dick. Apparently he had an uncle Richard, who was a double-dick. Wonder how that worked out for him?
 

Carne Seca

Well-Known Member
Ya'll come talk to me when you have to deal with names like, Dzi&#322;naa'oodit&#322;ee, &#322;ééch&#261;&#261;'í, &#322;&#303;&#303;', dlozi&#322;gaii, and (my personal favorite) t&#322;'izich&#491;&#491; (if you can say this word without breaking your tongue then you are a candidate for learning the Navajo language).

I'll give you a little pronunciation guide to help you understand the difficulty.

This &#322; is called the voiceless L. The best way to describe how it sounds is to say the word clue without the C. Say it a couple of times and then take out the UE and just pronounce that L sound. Now apply that to the words above.

The apostrophe is called a glottal stop. Say uh oh. The glottal stop is what happens between uh and oh. Uh with a cutoff and then oh. UH - OH.

Any vowel with a hook underneath is nasalized. They are pronounced like regular vowels but using your mouth and nose to produce the right sound. Think of the french word bon or the fran in Français.

Any letter with this &#324; on top of it is a high tone. You go up in pitch. If it doesn't have the accent mark then you keep the same tone. You'll find a lot of words that combine the two. Get the tone wrong and you can be saying a completely different word and usually with negative consequences.

Finally and also my favorite. The infamous t&#322; combination. The letter t combined with a voiceless L. Which brings us back to this word:
t&#322;'izich&#491;&#491; and why I think it's the one word that shows proficiency in Navajo and deserves a certificate or medal or some shit like that. To pronounce this monster you need to think about the word clue again. Only this time replace the c with t and practice.

After you think you have it down, remove the ue in and just pronounce the tl. At this point you should be spitting out of the side of your mouth like a cat. Now, the hard part. Yes it gets harder. Add the glottal stop. You should sound a bit like a flat tire going round and round tl' tl' tl' tl' Once again, you don't pronounce the L like an English L it's voiceless.

Now give this a try: t&#322;'izi (this means goat) Now the full word.
t&#322;'izich&#491;&#491; Which means Billy Goat or male goat. You have to be very careful here. If you don't nasalize the o sound it will mean goat gonads. If you go more towards an A (without nasalization) sound you're saying goat hat. If you nasalize it and it sounds like an A? goat shit.

Now do you see why the Navajo Code Talkers were so successful during WWII? It's a tough language to learn.

 

Orithil

Well-Known Member
Ya'll come talk to me when you have to deal with names like, Dzi&#322;naa'oodit&#322;ee, &#322;ééch&#261;&#261;'í, &#322;&#303;&#303;', dlozi&#322;gaii, and (my personal favorite) t&#322;'izich&#491;&#491; (if you can say this word without breaking your tongue then you are a candidate for learning the Navajo language).

I'll give you a little pronunciation guide to help you understand the difficulty.

This &#322; is called the voiceless L. The best way to describe how it sounds is to say the word clue without the C. Say it a couple of times and then take out the UE and just pronounce that L sound. Now apply that to the words above.

The apostrophe is called a glottal stop. Say uh oh. The glottal stop is what happens between uh and oh. Uh with a cutoff and then oh. UH - OH.

Any vowel with a hook underneath is nasalized. They are pronounced like regular vowels but using your mouth and nose to produce the right sound. Think of the french word bon or the fran in Français.

Any letter with this &#324; on top of it is a high tone. You go up in pitch. If it doesn't have the accent mark then you keep the same tone. You'll find a lot of words that combine the two. Get the tone wrong and you can be saying a completely different word and usually with negative consequences.

Finally and also my favorite. The infamous t&#322; combination. The letter t combined with a voiceless L. Which brings us back to this word:
t&#322;'izich&#491;&#491; and why I think it's the one word that shows proficiency in Navajo and deserves a certificate or medal or some shit like that. To pronounce this monster you need to think about the word clue again. Only this time replace the c with t and practice.

After you think you have it down, remove the ue in and just pronounce the tl. At this point you should be spitting out of the side of your mouth like a cat. Now, the hard part. Yes it gets harder. Add the glottal stop. You should sound a bit like a flat tire going round and round tl' tl' tl' tl' Once again, you don't pronounce the L like an English L it's voiceless.

Now give this a try: t&#322;'izi (this means goat) Now the full word.
t&#322;'izich&#491;&#491; Which means Billy Goat or male goat. You have to be very careful here. If you don't nasalize the o sound it will mean goat gonads. If you go more towards an A (without nasalization) sound you're saying goat hat. If you nasalize it and it sounds like an A? goat shit.

Now do you see why the Navajo Code Talkers were so successful during WWII? It's a tough language to learn.

That's cool and all, but you can't tell me that Moonbeam Wishes Rainbow is an appropriate name, it's like something a 6 year old names their dog, if both the 6 year old and the dog are slightly slow.
 

Carne Seca

Well-Known Member
Have you seen Japanese and Chinese names? Sometimes Japanese names have two meanings. Sakura means Cherry Blossom. That's one of the tame ones. :p
 

Orithil

Well-Known Member
Have you seen Japanese and Chinese names? Sometimes Japanese names have two meanings. Sakura means Cherry Blossom. That's one of the tame ones. :p
Most names have origins that mean something, but where I live, if you name your kid that, you're just a little weird.
 

Psychedelic Breakfast

Well-Known Member
Ya'll come talk to me when you have to deal with names like, Dzi&#322;naa'oodit&#322;ee, &#322;ééch&#261;&#261;'í, &#322;&#303;&#303;', dlozi&#322;gaii, and (my personal favorite) t&#322;'izich&#491;&#491; (if you can say this word without breaking your tongue then you are a candidate for learning the Navajo language).

I'll give you a little pronunciation guide to help you understand the difficulty.

This &#322; is called the voiceless L. The best way to describe how it sounds is to say the word clue without the C. Say it a couple of times and then take out the UE and just pronounce that L sound. Now apply that to the words above.

The apostrophe is called a glottal stop. Say uh oh. The glottal stop is what happens between uh and oh. Uh with a cutoff and then oh. UH - OH.

Any vowel with a hook underneath is nasalized. They are pronounced like regular vowels but using your mouth and nose to produce the right sound. Think of the french word bon or the fran in Français.

Any letter with this &#324; on top of it is a high tone. You go up in pitch. If it doesn't have the accent mark then you keep the same tone. You'll find a lot of words that combine the two. Get the tone wrong and you can be saying a completely different word and usually with negative consequences.

Finally and also my favorite. The infamous t&#322; combination. The letter t combined with a voiceless L. Which brings us back to this word:
t&#322;'izich&#491;&#491; and why I think it's the one word that shows proficiency in Navajo and deserves a certificate or medal or some shit like that. To pronounce this monster you need to think about the word clue again. Only this time replace the c with t and practice.

After you think you have it down, remove the ue in and just pronounce the tl. At this point you should be spitting out of the side of your mouth like a cat. Now, the hard part. Yes it gets harder. Add the glottal stop. You should sound a bit like a flat tire going round and round tl' tl' tl' tl' Once again, you don't pronounce the L like an English L it's voiceless.

Now give this a try: t&#322;'izi (this means goat) Now the full word.
t&#322;'izich&#491;&#491; Which means Billy Goat or male goat. You have to be very careful here. If you don't nasalize the o sound it will mean goat gonads. If you go more towards an A (without nasalization) sound you're saying goat hat. If you nasalize it and it sounds like an A? goat shit.

Now do you see why the Navajo Code Talkers were so successful during WWII? It's a tough language to learn.

I've never seen pronunciation explained so well, lmao. I have a couple friends that are navajo and they tried teaching me a few weirds. Even the simple ones I couldn't get right. I think it was hello :eyesmoke:
 

rowlman

Well-Known Member
...this parent is thinking of smoking this fat joint:joint:. My kids have regular names..but my grandkids names I can't even spell!...lol
 

unohu69

Well-Known Member
I think its funny when parents name their kids some off the wall name of a band member of the week or some shit, then they get to school and theres like 5 of em in class. stupid people. they think they have the most original ideas.

bring back bob, thomas, mike, now theres some original thinking, at least in 5 years they wont be sharing a name.
 

Nuts1

Member
We called our son 'Teddy' and it's shocking how many people comment on it. Don't think my mums too pleased but I like the idea that his name will be remembered when he is older in interviews and things??
 
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