My Cat Eats My Buds

deza

deza

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Guys...

wasnt going to bring this up but read another 'pet related' thread and thought i should bring it up.

my cat.. whenever he smells if have a few NUGS on me.. narrows it down to my pockets then starts to cry and scartch at my jeans because he wants to eat it..
and follows me around being annoying haha. its funny but i dont want to give it to him because i caught him once munching on a nugget he tore off an outdoor plant i have which is 4 weeks into flower. :joint:

and to top it off when i 'BUSTED' him eating my plant he did the runner with the nugget still hanging from his mouth; got onto the roof where i couldnt get him and took his time eating it.

and if i do manage to catch him out close then he backs up; and growls/hisses like a lion defending his kill. :sad:

how do i get my cat into rehab?

oh and when i smoke a joint.. he sits next to me asif expecting me to pass over the joint.. when i finish smoking.. he loses interest and walks away..

funny but wtf right? anyone have pets eat there shit?:roll:
 
Brick Top

Brick Top

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My Cat eats my BUDS!

Do you know what that is a sign of?






That you have one Hell of an intelligent and cool cat.


The next time it does it, play some Muddy Waters for it. It'll love it.
 
deza

deza

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olylifter420 said:
i would have shot it...
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I cant do that.. im a animal lover bro.

besides.. he defends that plant like it belongs to him.. even if i or a stranger goes next to the plant he will scream with his ears back warning me to back off.. its a 'WTF' scenario.
saves me getting a dog to alert me in the chance of a robbery..haha.

he thinks his a tiger or something patrolling my yard... he even fights dogs man.. !!

i might let him keep that plant
 
rollinbud

rollinbud

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"how do i get my cat into rehab? "


lol man, you got me there! Your cat just wants to get high too, grow him some kitty sized plants to eat. I know thew other day my cat got high when I was smoking... Be careful and dont let him o.d. If he likes catnip grow him some of that too!
 
bkbbudz

bkbbudz

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My "Sylvester" is quite the thankfully opposite. Never touches a single leaf, let alone a bud. LOL! at the Kitty rehab thing! I had one years ago that loved pot! I was not a grower at the time but she did tear up an 8th of dank on me once. It was my own fault though. Every time I blazed she would come runnin like a bat out of hell, jump up and PLOP! right on my lap...MEOW! MEOW! PURRRRRRRR!!
 
^Slanty

^Slanty

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My one cat loves to chew on the leaves when I am harvesting. The rest of the time, she magically shows up every time I blaze!
 
ismokealotofpot

ismokealotofpot

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One time just blazed one and could hear water running in the bathroom so I went to investigate. To my surprise my cat was pissing in the toilet I was thinking man this is some good shit. he looked at me as if I was invading his privacy so I let him be. the shit head pissed on the seat.
 
deza

deza

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ismokealotofpot said:
One time just blazed one and could hear water running in the bathroom so I went to investigate. To my surprise my cat was pissing in the toilet I was thinking man this is some good shit. he looked at me as if I was invading his privacy so I let him be. the shit head pissed on the seat.
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still atleast he went for the toilet.. id rather that then the whole litter tray thing which stinks up the house whenever they decide to take one of there 'human sized' shits lmao
 
ismokealotofpot

ismokealotofpot

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He wouldn't shit in a toilet just pee. I don't know what to tell you about the eating thing you cant really hide it from a cat they will find a way to get it.you may want to lock it up. my cat likes plastic bags he eats them all the time. I find pieces in his cat box once in a while.
 
ismokealotofpot

ismokealotofpot

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found this Ingestion of Cannabis sativa by companion animals can result in depression of the central nervous system and incoordination, as well as vomiting, diarrhea, drooling, increased heart rate, and even seizures and coma?even if they don?t inhale. But cats can get all the same fun without the buzz-killing side effects from marijuana?s cuz, catnip!
 
deza

deza

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ismokealotofpot said:
He wouldn't shit in a toilet just pee. I don't know what to tell you about the eating thing you cant really hide it from a cat they will find a way to get it.you may want to lock it up. my cat likes plastic bags he eats them all the time. I find pieces in his cat box once in a while.
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About the plastic bags becareful lettin him eat that.. Poor guy might choke on it or get sick
 
bkbbudz

bkbbudz

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deza said:
About the plastic bags becareful lettin him eat that.. Poor guy might choke on it or get sick
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I once had too put a cat down because a piece of plastic got stuck in his intestine. He was pretty old and I could not afford the $1000.00 and more for the surgery.
 
ismokealotofpot

ismokealotofpot

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I don't let him eat the bags I always take them away. he seems to find one as im falling asleep. he likes anything that makes noise and bugs me.
 
zo0t

zo0t

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Br0 if yer cat was my cat

i puta leech on him and take him toda forest to sniff out all da other plants gief him da popcorn budz or teach him to grow if yo cat can grow man really i saw this granny she haz trained her cat to eat with fork to eat with choPtiks!DA CHINIZ FOODZ! To peepee in da toilet im sure u can teach hime to water when iz moist and he can haz his own plants and they wont be no moar dispute
 
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