Sex life

scroglodyte said:
put out a classified ad........."farmer Joe seeks stoned kitten"
or something to that effect.
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shit im still young haha. i have many of years to wait before i get to that point :P
im quite satisfied with me, my dog, and my babies.
were a happy family but if i just so happen to stumble upon my "Bonnie" then so be it.
 
ohmy said:
So I can no longer bring any girls home because this skunk lives under my house now :shock: or some shit I tell them. Last girl I was seeing was a nurse who eats pills all day like tick tac's then drinks on top of it where she blacks out lol..funny shit, the other night I drove to see a Friend who said she was single and in the middle of me beating her head off the head board her what ever he is was looking in her window lmao. I can not seem to find a female that has her shit togather. Sucks that I refuse to trust any of them to bring them in my house. I love my alone time, seems that all the single chicks have way to may kids or way over weight...anyone is the same boat as me ?
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I'm celibate "I love my alone time". can't be assed with women at the moment, can not think of anything worse than having a big smelly growler stuck on my face.

Got 99 problems but a bitch aint one!
 
same one, 10 years. nice girl. loves to get high. i hope you find the same, brother. i'm make a Papuan love potion for ya, mon
 
ohmy said:
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look at this mess
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My wife is 5 months pregnant and she is not even half that size. Plus look at the bitch's room, do you want your house to look like that?
 
fuck man everything is numbers i gues every living thing can be devided into equations but problems mabee what does it look like when you get the buttie is it diviosion? like devide the legs or devide the butox? and add one to the minus sighn what does all that equal, addition of trillion little people adding proteen to the diet? or subtracting energy a transfer of energy also be subtraction consumption? jk lolz i dont know were im going with this im stoned...
 
im more interested in being able to wrap my arms around someone for the whole night. whats with the sex coming to early in the relationship. give it 2 years then decide if you want to fuck.
 
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