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Capt. Stickyfingers

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[h=2]saturday night/sun morning - 23 (Saginaw)[/h] [HR][/HR] Date: 2012-06-09, 10:15PM EDT
Reply to: t7jdm-3047967517@pers.craigslist.org [HR][/HR]
23 hwp here. DDfree bottom looking for a hwp (or within reason, im not a perfectionist) top who likes oral.

Im 5'6 about 160, six inch cut. Not looking to drive two hours, but willing to travel a decent distance.

Total bottom, not into kissing, pain, or waterworks, everything else is pretty much good with me, just ask.

Please be ddfree under 55, and send stats in first email, no stats no reply. Pics to the front of the line, black guys too. 420 friendly a +

 

Capt. Stickyfingers

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[h=2]Looking for the love of my life - 31 (Essexville)[/h] [HR][/HR] Date: 2012-06-03, 4:28PM EDT
Reply to: krjcn-3055223195@pers.craigslist.org [HR][/HR]
I'm at the point in my life where I want to have a girlfriend that I can hang out with and enjoy each others company, no matter what we're doing. I want someone that I can share my life and interests with. Someone that I will want to spend as much time with as possible and become best friends. I want someone that will be there for me and I will be there for her.
I like to watch TV, movies, play video games, and listen to music. I also like to go out and do things with friends.


I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs and I want a woman who doesn't either. I don't like tattoos either. Swearing is offensive to me, so only contact me if you have a clean mouth.

I like sci-fi, action, drama, and comedies. My favorite movies are all the Star Wars movies (especially, Return Of The Jedi). I also like Avatar, Toy Story movies, Star Trek movies (especially, First Contact), just to name a few.

My favorite TV show is Stargate SG-1. I also like Stargate Atlantis, Stargate Universe, and all of the Star Trek series (especially, The Next Generation), just to name a few. I also, occasionally, like watching independent web shows. Chad Vader is awesome!

I mainly like rock music, including Christian music. Some of my favorite artists are "Weird Al" Yankovic, Creed, Jeremy Camp, Linkin Park, Skillet, Disciple, Michael Jackson, Red, Thousand Foot Krutch, and TobyMac. There are many artists that I have only a few songs or maybe only 1 or 2 of their songs but I'm not going to list them all.

If you want to know more, then just ask.

You should message me if we have things in common and you are nice, sweet, caring, understanding, supportive, and not selfish or controlling. You must also have the same moral values as me. I want someone that has the same interests as me so that it will be easier to connect. I'm willing to embrace differences but I want more similarities than differences.

Please no spam emails. I'm not going to respond to spam.

 

ganjames

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D&D free white male, looking to meet other D&D white men, 21-40 yrs. who are masculine, muscular to husky build, facial and body hair is a plus. I'm into oral and safe sex only, no anal. I can host, privacy and discretion assured. I am clean, sane and easy-going and expect the same. Please respond with a pic/description, serious replies only.

 

blazinkill504

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[h=2]Zombie Apocalypse Partner Wanted - 27 (New Orleans)[/h][HR][/HR]Date: 2012-06-09, 12:20AM CDT
Reply to: zqjbj-3066604860@pers.craigslist.org[HR][/HR]
Intelligent, witty, interesting, able to swim long distances and unparalleled machete skills. Seeking adventurous, confident, attentive and quick-thinking single male age 27-35 for end times.

  • Location: New Orleans
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
 

Murfy

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I'm Joe.

I am 21 years old, roughly 5 feet 6 inches tall (5 feet 7 inches with shoes), and I weigh roughly 165 pounds.

I have no job, no prospects, an Autism Spectrum disorder (it sounds cooler that way), and I admit I'm no looker.

I write comedy in my free time.

Your move, ladies.
 

akgrown

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malignant

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you guys gotta post where these horrible ads are aswell, lets get an idea for the saddest part of the country.
 

KushXOJ

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Have you recently gained some weight? Noticed a little belly now? - 27

Date: 2012-06-21, 1:28PM PDT Reply to: tb9xm-3092554381@pers.craigslist.org

Well thank you for reading my post. I guess my title pretty much says it all... I was wondering if there is anyone out there who has noticed lately that they have gained weight! Maybe at one point in the past you were slim and trim. You might have been an athlete. Now for what ever reason, you have noticed that there is a little extra jiggle when you wiggle! Haha. Did you realize that your favorite pair of jeans had become too tight? Did some one actually make a comment about looking a little thicker? Or did you simply put on the bathing suit for the first time this summer and go ..."oh my....". Maybe even the freshmen 15 actually occured to you? Where did the couple extra lbs go on you? Have you noticed more guys attention because of it? (curves are enticing!) do you feel sexier or not so much?

I want to hear your story! I want to hear your opinion and/or thoughts! Hopefully you are willing to share. For what it's worth.. I myself am a very VERY athletic guy. I have always been long, lean, and muscular. I work hard in everything I do in life and especially in the gym. I have been lucky in the sense that I have a passion for staying fit and also very lucky that now it is my job to stay strong and athletic. I have to at least look good in the uniform! Haha. Not to mention, I simply want to have a long and lasting career/life. Any ways I would love to hear back from someone. Hopefully I do. If you do take the time to reply please tell me initially a little bit about yourself. I would absolutely LOVE to see a picture or two and am more then happy to send you mine in return. If you like clean cut, tall, white boys.... Now with a tan... You won't be disappointed. Please put "jiggle" in your subject line so I don't get my hopes up, later to realize I'm being scammed. Thanks again for reading!

 

abandonconflict

Well-Known Member
Have you recently gained some weight? Noticed a little belly now? - 27

Date: 2012-06-21, 1:28PM PDT Reply to: tb9xm-3092554381@pers.craigslist.org

Well thank you for reading my post. I guess my title pretty much says it all... I was wondering if there is anyone out there who has noticed lately that they have gained weight! Maybe at one point in the past you were slim and trim. You might have been an athlete. Now for what ever reason, you have noticed that there is a little extra jiggle when you wiggle! Haha. Did you realize that your favorite pair of jeans had become too tight? Did some one actually make a comment about looking a little thicker? Or did you simply put on the bathing suit for the first time this summer and go ..."oh my....". Maybe even the freshmen 15 actually occured to you? Where did the couple extra lbs go on you? Have you noticed more guys attention because of it? (curves are enticing!) do you feel sexier or not so much?

I want to hear your story! I want to hear your opinion and/or thoughts! Hopefully you are willing to share. For what it's worth.. I myself am a very VERY athletic guy. I have always been long, lean, and muscular. I work hard in everything I do in life and especially in the gym. I have been lucky in the sense that I have a passion for staying fit and also very lucky that now it is my job to stay strong and athletic. I have to at least look good in the uniform! Haha. Not to mention, I simply want to have a long and lasting career/life. Any ways I would love to hear back from someone. Hopefully I do. If you do take the time to reply please tell me initially a little bit about yourself. I would absolutely LOVE to see a picture or two and am more then happy to send you mine in return. If you like clean cut, tall, white boys.... Now with a tan... You won't be disappointed. Please put "jiggle" in your subject line so I don't get my hopes up, later to realize I'm being scammed. Thanks again for reading!

 

FresnoFarmer

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D&D free white male, looking to meet other D&D white men, 21-40 yrs. who are masculine, muscular to husky build, facial and body hair is a plus. I'm into oral and safe sex only, no anal. I can host, privacy and discretion assured. I am clean, sane and easy-going and expect the same. Please respond with a pic/description, serious replies only.


I'm so high while I was reading this post I could have sworn this motha fucka was staring at me
 
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