The People of Craigslist :D

[KushXOJ]

i'm so high while i was reading this post i could have sworn this motha fucka was staring at me

you just got mind fucked .....

 

[FresnoFarmer]

Only in the Valley

[h=2]I need you..... - 47[/h]


I am a loving mom of 3 and a Nana of 1. If you are interested please write to me at:
Karen Provencio w-85763
CCWF d513-4up
Po box 1508
chowchilla, ca 93610
I thank you for your time and look forward to hearing from you!

 

[UncleBuck]

nothing can beat portland craigslist women seeking men with image. nothing.

Hi my name is Jennifer and I am looking for someone that wants to celebrate my 31st birthday with me in a few weeks and maybe fore after that. I am 30 years old...i am a BBW 42 DDD breasts. That aside, I am fun, i love to laugh, and geek out over Dr. Who. I love movies, quoting movie, having fun as much as possible. I recently got out a long relationship and i am ready for something real. No more long distace crap...i want someone local...ie Portland area. I love animals, I am a Christian, but religion won't keep me from dating the right person. I have a kinky side but I also just love to make love and hold each other....i want someone that is fun, energetic, loves Monty Python and knows what i mean when i quote Ron Burgandy. I am looking for LTR but I am also for taking our time before we come to that decision. email me...send me a pic...no bots please..please put "bring out your dead" in the subject...send a pic....NO BOTS PLEASE!!

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/w4m/3093473084.html

 

[UncleBuck]

This is not a quickie or one time hook up... I'm interested in a live-in service oriented houseboy/personal attendant. He must be employed at least half time and pay his way. I have a room available or a space at the foot of my bed. Non drinker, smoker, druggie, "boyish" features (not infantile), between the age of 26 and 50ish please.

... and yes, I'll be doing a background check.

buzz words: Goddess, 24/7, lifestyle, kink, slave, collar, Mistress, strap-on, willing, devotion

 

[UncleBuck]

[h=2]Seriously why is it so difficult... - 39 (SW Portland)[/h]

I'm a very sweet, easy going, sports loving, drama free woman, who loves hiking, camping, spending time with my friends, and watching movies. I'm seeking a White ATTRACTIVE male 28-43, who wants something special. I love to cook, and I like to share that with someone also. I want a man who is funny, hates drama, enjoys sports and wants someone to get to know, and hang out with.

If you are interested, & you fit what I'm looking for please send me a message. If you don't send a photo, I won't reply. Don't send a hate message, because it makes you look stupid..

Thanks!

 

[Metasynth]

Seriously why is it so difficult... - 39 (SW Portland)

I'm a very sweet, easy going, sports loving, drama free woman, who loves hiking, camping, spending time with my friends, and watching movies. I'm seeking a White ATTRACTIVE male 28-43, who wants something special. I love to cook, and I like to share that with someone also. I want a man who is funny, hates drama, enjoys sports and wants someone to get to know, and hang out with.

If you are interested, & you fit what I'm looking for please send me a message. If you don't send a photo, I won't reply. Don't send a hate message, because it makes you look stupid..

Thanks!

Weird lookin' dude right there.

 

[FresnoFarmer]

[h=2]Sad part about it is I used to have a Cabin up in North Fork

Nice polyamorous couple looking - mw4w - 30 (North Fork)[/h]
Hi, I have to say, its so hard to meet people in this life style on the street, so since we are looking for someone I figured I would start online, what better than CL, atleast some of the responses have entertained us to say the least (We are not evil sinners who will burn in eternal hellfire) lol, quite the opposite , we strive to do the right things in life, we dont hurt anyone, we take care of eachother and there is unconditional love between us. At the moment it is just my boyfriend and I, I have several LDR's with women from my past and have plenty of love to give. I do not tell lies and I must ask that you respect that you will always get the truth, even if its something you dont want to hear, my promise is to to be kind and loving and never do anything intentionally to hurt you. In all of this you notice I am using the words (I) not (WE) so much, as I am the one wanting a girl friend. My boy friend is very supportive and would love to welcome another woman into our relationship, and hopefully into our family. We are fun loving, loyal people, who have nothing but time and patience for life. We live off the land as much as possible, it would really help if you like animals because we have alot!!! Also if you enjoy gardening, cooking fresh food, horseback riding, hiking, swimming, drinking a few beers and being 420 friendly would also be great. If you have any questions or just want to say HI please do!!!Nice polyamorous couple looking

 

[UncleBuck]

Hi, I'm Jenn. Single female seeking responsible, mature male (30-40 yo only) for friendship first & he must want & like children. I'm a laid back, fun loving type of gal with a loving heart and open mind. I like to get to know a person and hope they do the same. I'm 35, love animals, hazel blue eyes, dark blonde hair, chubby and thick with curves. Living in the city but still a small town girl at heart. I grew up in a small town near Albany & visit the family there often. This gal enjoys cuddling & kissing & has a plethora of interests that depend on the mood or atmosphere. I'm pretty easy to get along with and very caring and compassionate. I don't play games or waste time on people who aren't honest with their intentions. Be upfront with me and I'll do the same. I am kind of bashful at first so it's difficult to meet people in person right off the bat. I'm looking for someone to get to know, hang out, have fun, love and laugh and see where it leads. Looking to meet honest, caring & down to earth people. If you are looking for a loyal, compassionate, genuine woman, you've found her. I'm a one man kind of woman.

 

[UncleBuck]

I am Divorced. No kids.
Non-Smoker Capricorn with Lt Brown hair Blue Eyes.
i work, i have some education,
I take bus
I'm 420 Friendly but never use but once a year,. Social Drinker.
I LOVE TO SING Karaoke. Music Singing
i enjoy TV Movies Computer cooking
shopping mall Theater I'm a geek Sci Fi Comic Books
I'm sweet, Loving, Kind, Caring, Fun, Friendly,, a Dreamer, I love to Laugh, I like to have fun
I have pierced Ears, and 1 tattoo on my Left arm of Capricorn Symbol in Purple
I love Purple, It's like my fave color.
I'm also getting my Nose pierced again soon. I work out at the Gym. .
Hobbies: Swimming, Crochet, , Church, Dining, going to the mall, Going to Comic book conventions, Some Concerts, Go to Comic book shops. DVD's, Watching movies. Love Sci Fi, adventure, Romance,
I Love Kevin Smith Movies, I Love Photography.
I love red wine, and cooking, and baking. I like kids. I like Anime, and Cartoon Network. I enjoy hanging out and drinking Coffee
email me with Photo

 

[UncleBuck]

Hello there I am a single pet parent I own a Labrador Retriever named Harley My dog means the world to me and I would not give her up for the world or any man so if you have allergies to animals or just don't like them please don't reply if you love animals or if you have them great Harley is always looking for new canine companions. A little about me I like the outdoors fishing, biking, walking, swimming is one of my favorites and all sorts of things if it is outdoors chances are I probably like it. I am honest and caring and always try to put my best foot forward. My dog always comes first if it is between me getting something or my dog my dog always come first in my book. I like reading and am an avid reader. What I am looking for is some one who will love me for who I am is honest and cares about themselves and others and please be between the ages of 20 and 30. If this sounds like you and you are kind of close to me meaning not in New York or some place like that and are looking for a long term relationship please don't hesitate to email me back I am willing to meet guys and hang out with you but you would have to come to me if possible as I don't drive. Race is not an issue for me as long as we click and get along. Hope to hear from someone soon and since I have included Pics I would expect you to do the same thank you. Oh and since I am not doing anything wrong please stop Flagging me Thanks.
Albany

 

[FresnoFarmer]

Seriously why is it so difficult... - 39 (SW Portland)

I'm a very sweet, easy going, sports loving, drama free woman, who loves hiking, camping, spending time with my friends, and watching movies. I'm seeking a White ATTRACTIVE male 28-43, who wants something special. I love to cook, and I like to share that with someone also. I want a man who is funny, hates drama, enjoys sports and wants someone to get to know, and hang out with.

If you are interested, & you fit what I'm looking for please send me a message. If you don't send a photo, I won't reply. Don't send a hate message, because it makes you look stupid..

Thanks!

DAMN BITCH!! Why you gotta say ATTRACTIVE so damn LOUD

 

[Metasynth]

I am Divorced. No kids.
Non-Smoker Capricorn with Lt Brown hair Blue Eyes.
i work, i have some education,
I take bus
I'm 420 Friendly but never use but once a year,. Social Drinker.
I LOVE TO SING Karaoke. Music Singing
i enjoy TV Movies Computer cooking
shopping mall Theater I'm a geek Sci Fi Comic Books
I'm sweet, Loving, Kind, Caring, Fun, Friendly,, a Dreamer, I love to Laugh, I like to have fun
I have pierced Ears, and 1 tattoo on my Left arm of Capricorn Symbol in Purple
I love Purple, It's like my fave color.
I'm also getting my Nose pierced again soon. I work out at the Gym. .
Hobbies: Swimming, Crochet, , Church, Dining, going to the mall, Going to Comic book conventions, Some Concerts, Go to Comic book shops. DVD's, Watching movies. Love Sci Fi, adventure, Romance,
I Love Kevin Smith Movies, I Love Photography.
I love red wine, and cooking, and baking. I like kids. I like Anime, and Cartoon Network. I enjoy hanging out and drinking Coffee
email me with Photo

Damn, she sorta sounds like my kinda werido, too...She shoulda just posted a pic of her cleavage.

 

[UncleBuck]

i love the broken english here.

Hello.

i am nice asian girl looking for the same who wants a relationship. So about me: not loud, likes watch tv or movies, I'm not very active, I'm 21, below is picture of me left side.

i just hope find someone that connects with me so if u look for relationship email me, please be older than me, and have a car cos i don't drive. Put in the subject line your height so i know ur real. Since i put my picture here, u should attach a picture of urself in email too to get my reply thx

 

[KushXOJ]

Weird lookin' dude right there.

Looks like Amber Rose to me

 

[UncleBuck]

and that does it for now. we'll let it cook a few days and see what else we get.

 

[Metasynth]

i love the broken english here.

Hello.

i am nice asian girl looking for the same who wants a relationship. So about me: not loud, likes watch tv or movies, I'm not very active, I'm 21, below is picture of me left side.

i just hope find someone that connects with me so if u look for relationship email me, please be older than me, and have a car cos i don't drive. Put in the subject line your height so i know ur real. Since i put my picture here, u should attach a picture of urself in email too to get my reply thx

I'm gonna hit this one up...Portland w4m w/ pics, you say?

 

[FresnoFarmer]

[h=2]Merced Asian'z.....Fuck Yeah!!

married seekink girlfriend - 34 (my place)[/h]
hi 34 asian 5'2 112 seeking girlfriend husband ok with it photo phone well talk thanks please be non smoker an drug free

 

[UncleBuck]

I'm gonna hit this one up...Portland w4m w/ pics, you say?

there ya go.

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/w4m/3087393847.html

nothing beats portland craigslist w4m w/pic. nothing.

 

[KushXOJ]

[h=2]Merced Asian'z.....Fuck Yeah!!
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Lol @ you naming her pic "nonsmokerassbitch"

 

[KushXOJ]

Portland seems like a very sad place ....