Human Blood

MrMeanGreen

Active Member
Novices, novices, novices.

Take a half pint of human blood, mix it with the jizz of a virgin essex girl and ground up dried clegg nuts of a dwarf and hey presto, super fert. I know what your saying, there is no way you can get your hands on dried dwarf clegg nuts but no pain, no gain.
 

F A B

New Member
Novices, novices, novices.

Take a half pint of human blood, mix it with the jizz of a virgin essex girl and ground up dried clegg nuts of a dwarf and hey presto, super fert. I know what your saying, there is no way you can get your hands on dried dwarf clegg nuts but no pain, no gain.
will synthetic dried dwarf clegg nuts work
i seen some for sale by one of RIU's new advertisers
 

dvs1038

Well-Known Member
Talkin about vampire and blood. Did u hear the one about the vampire who walked into a bar goes up to the bar tender and asks for some hot water, so the bar tender brings some over with a puzzled look on his face and asks the vampire why hot water I thought u guys only drank blood. And the vampire looks at him reaches into his pocket and pulls out a used tampon and says tea time.
 

welshsmoker

Well-Known Member
Novices, novices, novices.

Take a half pint of human blood, mix it with the jizz of a virgin essex girl and ground up dried clegg nuts of a dwarf and hey presto, super fert. I know what your saying, there is no way you can get your hands on dried dwarf clegg nuts but no pain, no gain.
dont use essex girls mate.. no no
 
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