i am irish and not confused, i would tell you to pick a shovel yourself and start digging your own grave
and where will you put the soil that is leftover, once i have been buried in the ground kang.
i know kang...... you will dig another hole and put it in it.
I visited your beautiful land over a decade ago -flew into Limerick then drove through many sheep lined narrow roads to fly out of Dublin and can tell a joke on myself who is a mutt of French and Irish and the Bad Irish aka that's what my mum says my last name signifies because it is supposedly English not Irish idk but I did inherit the tolerance to alcohol and my mum is usually full of shitLOL us irish are well able to take a joke we having been taking them for decades. in fact we like to make these jokes and have a good laugh at our self's, we also make fun of anyone else whether they like it or not, in fact i couldent talk to anyone for any length of time without taking the piss outta them but its all in good fun and theres nothing they can do about it cause i am irish and take as much back in return
Heres one you might like,
Paddy the Englishman, Paddy the Irishman, Paddy the Scotsman, and Paddy the Welshman were all flying together in an airliner. The captain announced that they were losing altitude rapidly and that one of them would have to jump out to save the others.
"I do this for the glory of Scotland," said Paddy the Scotsman and he jumped out.
"We need to lose more weight," said the captain, so Paddy the Welshman shouted, "I do this for the glory of Wales," and jumped out.
"Sorry," said the captain. "I'm afraid we need to lose the weight of just one more person."
"I do this for the glory of Ireland," said Paddy the Irishman and threw out Paddy the Englishman.
Another:
Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street. Murphy falls in hole and hurts himself. He calls out, "Paddy, call me an ambulance".
Paddy starts jumping up and down clapping his hands yelling, "Murphy's an ambulance, Murphy's an ambulance".
Thanks man, it seems the powers that be think we are a bunch of no good junkies that need some jail time rather than question big pharma If you go into bigger town and cites theres drunken slags everywhere to get laid, not many good irish girls left over here now tho most have got on a plane due to lack of workI visited your beautiful land over a decade ago -flew into Limerick then drove through many sheep lined narrow roads to fly out of Dublin and can tell a joke on myself who is a mutt of French and Irish and the Bad Irish aka that's what my mum says my last name signifies because it is supposedly English not Irish idk but I did inherit the tolerance to alcohol and my mum is usually full of shit Imagine you are at your pub and a young dumb American twit who hasn't ventured to the west coast of America yet but is determined to never leave such a beautiful friendly land and thinks she is cute enough to pull it off skips over to you and asks Will you marry me? Repeat scene way too many times every night absolutely certain I'd come across an Irish lad not squeamish at the thought of marrying me for citizenship. I even started adding You can still hook up with other chicks I just want citizenship it's cool I only got laid once the entire week On a completely different topic, sorry, but I love your sig and will be using it as a thread title- why is this fact so covered up and not even properly celebrated or embraced as an awesome fucking fact by weed growers on weed growing forum? Cannabis Cures Cancer FACT
Now it is"sheep-lined narrow road"? Irish sex fantasy? cn