dude, how do you break up weed?

I feel like I'm doing it wrong, and when I look it up on youtube I just get a lot of bullshit. Can someone please explain what I need to put my bowl and what I need to leave out lol
 

PeyoteReligion

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What don't you get? Just pull it apart off the stem. This is not rocket science...You can train monkeys to do this, I shit you not.
 

purklize

Active Member
Just pick it apart so you have individual calyxs... I just try to break off a whole chunk that's about the right size for a bowl then pick it apart one calyx at a time.
 

Trolling

New Member
Depending on what I'm smoking out of, if it's going into a blunt, big chunks, if it's any kind of bowl, I take my time and sorta peel it, that's just me tho.
 

cues

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My last grow produced a random weird, long, thin bud like a pencil. I wrapped a long paper around it and smoked it as it was! Smoked fine!
 

nick88

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If you dont have enough common sense to figure out how to smoke it. Then you might wanna leave it alone, cause those obvious few brain cells you have. Will flip the f--k out if you stress them anymore by getting high.
 

nick88

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If you dont have enough common sense to figure out how to smoke it. Then you might wanna leave it alone, cause those obvious few brain cells you have. Will flip the f--k out if you stress them anymore by getting high.
Sorry, that was harsh. You may be a new patient who has been prescribed mmj, and never had any dealings with it. If thats the case, i apologize.
Now, that being said, if ur just some kid trying to figure out how to get high. Then the above post applies to you.
 

poplars

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Sorry, that was harsh. You may be a new patient who has been prescribed mmj, and never had any dealings with it. If thats the case, i apologize.
Now, that being said, if ur just some kid trying to figure out how to get high. Then the above post applies to you.

however you are wrong about the brain cell statement.


the only brain cells a cannabis smoker kills is either defined by the pesticides on that cannabis, or the oxygen deprivation from holding their hits in too long.

cannabis is neuroprotective and neurogenerative so it protects and helps brain cells grow. especially in constant moderate doses.

but I still support moderation over abuse of course, just sayin.
 

HeaveyKush

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Buy a cheap-o grinder if you don't have a lot of money. Even a plastic one will get the job done, not as well as a metal one, but good enough. Or if you can't buy a grinder, scissors work, especially smaller pairs. And if you don't have a single pair of scissors in your house, grow your pointer and thumb nails out just enough to where they stick out over the tip of your fingers and use your nails to cut it up.

I can break down a nice nug just as good as a grinder can with my 2 fingernails, you just cut into the and take a little piece off and lightly crumble it between your fingers, using your 2 relatively long and sharp fingernails every once in a while to grind it even better. My grinder has sat in my drawer for at least a couple months now, I just find it easier to use your fingers/fingernails and/or scissors, although there are a couple advantages to using a grinder such as kief build up, etc.
 

HeaveyKush

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Or if you mean how do you break up weed as in, do you break it into a fine dust like you're getting ready to snort it, or do you like yours clumpy like a lumpy shit, then I'd say crumble it until it looks like parsley. Breaking the weed up allows for better airflow as apposed to just sticking a bud in the bowl, plus it doesn't burn as fast nor does it stay lit as long as an actual bud. (Tested multiple times haha) Plus since it's broken up it allows for the smoke to emerge from the glorious crumbled bud uninhibited as opposed to a dense bud holding it in.
 

drolove

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watch and listen

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvOpEDDW51o" target="_blank">[video=youtube;kvOpEDDW51o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvOpEDDW51o[/video]
 
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