i am gonny boot ma bird right in the fucking fanny, the fuckin boot. ah had the wee lad last night and he was supposed tae get picked up at 12 noon tae go hame, she was as rough as fuck and foned up and started on me so after a bit ah told her ahve had enuff and that ah was goin tae the pub, the fuckin bucket phoned her mum, who was supposed to be takin the wee man to her, and said that ah didny want him ;picked up. so ah canny go tae the fuckin pub. fuck her ahve jist got two bottle o cider and a cpl o grams of ching and ma own mum is gonny take him up her house. and once ah hit the pub ahm gonny get wrecked and pick up the first fuckin scrubber ah can get ma hands on and fuck her right up the arse. bitch.