Dumb criminals

[lokie]

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/10/2...after-being-shortchanged-new-york-police-say/

[h=1]Bank robber arrested when he returns after being shortchanged[/h]Going back to a bank you just ripped off to claim you'd been shortchanged isn't likely to end well.

How dumb are the crooks in your news feeds?

 

[kentuckyboy]

I'm to lazy to seacrch for the answer to that question, but that is classic criminal stupidity at its finest right there! Lol!

 

[MojoRison]

He gives other criminals a bad name

 

[VTMi'kmaq]

You chose to steal anything-------STUPID! You chose a criminal lifestyle that steals from others------stupid! Can we force sterlize?

 

[cannabineer]

[h=2]2010 Darwin Awards[/h] Once again the people who do so have released the top ten
inept criminals and people who do things without thinking. We
certainly hope this isn’t trend. And the winners are-
1. When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended
victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be
robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder.
He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time
it worked. Epic.

2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat
cutting machine and after a little shopping around, submitted a
claim to his insurance company. The company, expecting negligence,
sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the
machine and he also lost a finger. The chef’s claim was approved. Nice that they avoided the usual fingerpointing.

3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his
car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find
a woman had taken the space.. Understandably, he shot her. NOW who's gonna move her car?

 

[cannabineer]

More flaky crusty downhome goodness. cn

8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man
grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the
woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher.
Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in
the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of
the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied,
“Yes, officer, that’s her. That’s the lady I stole the purse from” No comment.

9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and
demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn’t open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren’t available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away. [*A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER] Fine. have it your way.

10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street by sucking on a hose, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but he plugged his siphon hose into the motor home’s sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he’d ever had. That just ...sucks.

 

[rainman36]

Theirs just no words for this type of shit.

 

[rainman36]

he needs to be on the worlds dumbest criminals top 100,and this stunt deserves the number 1 spot,how the fuck do you go back to the bank? LOL...

 

[slowbus]

Criminal = Stupid. No need to beat around the bush. Only stupid people go to jail.

so not true

 

[cannabineer]

so not true

He might be tweaking a local celebrity's tail. cn

 

[Carne Seca]

He might be tweaking a local celebrity's tail. cn

Oh shit. I honestly didn't even think about that.

edit: Previous post deleted due to insensitivity. I'm a dumb ass.

 

[DuplicatePie]

2010 Darwin Awards

Once again the people who do so have released the top ten
inept criminals and people who do things without thinking. We
certainly hope this isn’t trend. And the winners are-
1. When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended
victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be
robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder.
He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time
it worked. Epic.

2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat
cutting machine and after a little shopping around, submitted a
claim to his insurance company. The company, expecting negligence,
sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the
machine and he also lost a finger. The chef’s claim was approved. Nice that they avoided the usual fingerpointing.

3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his
car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find
a woman had taken the space.. Understandably, he shot her. NOW who's gonna move her car?

I think we can all agree that #3 got what she deserved. Though the guy was also dumb for not doing something to guarantee the spot would still be there when he got back.

 

[tumorhead]

This is one of my favorites: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENV7qGUjpHg

 

[cannabineer]

Oh shit. I honestly didn't even think about that.

edit: Previous post deleted due to insensitivity. I'm a dumb ass.

Crap. My mistake. cn

 

[lokie]

I think we can all agree that #3 got what she deserved. Though the guy was also dumb for not doing something to guarantee the spot would still be there when he got back.

I was just about to enter a parking space when a young girl sped from seemingly nowhere
and snatched the space missing hitting me by inches.

I was pissed. When asked WTF her reply was "my daddy said I could park here."

"FUCK YOU AND YOUR DAD" was all i could say seeing as the parking lot had many witnesses.

Bitch was lucky that day.

 

[Total Head]

3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his
car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find
a woman had taken the space.. Understandably, he shot her. NOW who's gonna move her car?

she must've moved his chair. friggin' noob. NEVER move the chair. that's an act of war.

 

[cannabineer]

she must've moved his chair. friggin' noob. NEVER move the chair. that's an act of war.

Looks like a limo would be a "four-seater"! cn

 

[Carne Seca]

Crap. My mistake. cn

No problémo, Señor!

 

[DuplicatePie]

I was just about to enter a parking space when a young girl sped from seemingly nowhere
and snatched the space missing hitting me by inches.

I was pissed. When asked WTF her reply was "my daddy said I could park here."

"FUCK YOU AND YOUR DAD" was all i could say seeing as the parking lot had many witnesses.

Bitch was lucky that day.

I've got to find a way to buy a boot for a car for just such an occasion.

 

[spandy]

she must've moved his chair. friggin' noob. NEVER move the chair. that's an act of war.

This is what good people have to do to keep the assholes from parking where ever the fuck they want. Sure, its public parking, but ass your house is 4 doors down, go dig your own snow bitch. Oh, just visiting, well why dont you visit a parking lot somewhere else asshole, I live here!

My nearest neighbor is miles away. They still piss me off occassionally, I couldn't imagine sharing rain gutters on two sides while staring into some other dudes front yard while having to listen to every fight the neighbors get into. Then I gots to put chairs in front of my own fucking house just so I have some where to park each night?

Who are these people who live like this?