Have you ever changed a diaper?

[neosapien]

Well have you? Up until 11 days ago, I honestly had never changed a diaper. Now I've lost track of how many I've done. Some easy. Some complicated. Some downright repulsive. Anyways? Have you ever changed a diaper? Any good diaper changing stories?

 

[420God]

Maybe one? I don't remember. Hope that doesn't make me a bad father.

 

[TigerClock]

Had to for 3 kids. Done with thAt shit now forever!!

Edit:Unintentional shit pun.

 

[neosapien]

Maybe one? I don't remember. Hope that doesn't make me a bad father.

I think it makes you lucky.

Had to for 3 kids. Done with thAt shit now forever!!

I got many more ahead of me yet.

 

[racerboy71]

i'm the baby of the family and have no chittlins of my own, so a big no for me..

 

[silasraven]

nope, i dont want to. one day i will have too but till then nope nope nope. i dont like kids, i dont even want one, but what God says goes.

 

[MojoRison]

Yep....the worse ones are when it gets all up their back, that stuff is part velcro and part toxic waste.

 

[bomb hills]

Never have, however I can smell the shit getting closer. My wife is pretty eager.... Guess ill get there when I get there.

 

[Ndodson79605]

Yep....the worse ones are when it gets all up their back, that stuff is part velcro and part toxic waste.

I hear that. I have 3 kids and changed a lot of diapers. The ones that really threw me for a loop is when they finish filling the thing, you take off the old and get ready to wipe 'em down, and then they start pissing everywhere. Or sometimes, they get the runs again, in the middle of the change. What really got me though, was my first daughter. I didn't know baby girls could pee that far. When that first happened to me, I started freaking out. I was like, "how is she doing that? I thought only boys could spray like that!" It blew my mind. Now that they're all out of the diaper stage and all in elementary, I've got some fun stories for their friends. Lmao.

 

[chewberto]

Just did...potty training right now.....breast fed babies stink less and i couldnt even tell sometimes baby tar....but now that he eats reg food fuck i want him to shit in the toilet....no horror stories....just lotta trial and error... now im a champ....

 

[brimck325]

you think its bad now, wait till baby starts eating real food....lol....enjoy them, its their best years

 

[mysunnyboy]

oh yes and been sprayed many a times LOL
you are an awesome dad i can tell already

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Oh yeah. Too many to recount. My kids are now 6+7 so no more diapers. And I don't plan on having any more so hopefully my diaper changing days are over.

 

[Geronimo420]

shit happens...

 

[brimck325]

wait till you get that first floater in the tub...lol...the joy!!!

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

My wife and I raised 4 so I've changed my share.
Our youngest son woke up one night - he was wet so my wife just changed him on the bed as I slept on my back.
As soon as the warm diaper came off he cut loose like a fire hose straight up in the air & then
into - - - > my mouth & face.
I never woke up.

 

[cannabineer]

My wife and I raised 4 so I've changed my share.
Our youngest son woke up one night - he was wet so my wife just changed him on the bed as I slept on my back.
As soon as the warm diaper came off he cut loose like a fire hose straight up in the air & then
into - - - > my mouth & face.
I never woke up.

When that cool breeze hits Junior's junior ... hydraulics happen. I'm surprised your wife's convulsive laughter didn't wake you. She must have been grinning like a Corgi shitting peach pits when you did wake up. cn

 

[cannabineer]

Yep....the worse ones are when it gets all up their back, that stuff is part velcro and part toxic waste.

When the minies were tiny, I referred to such an event as a Containment Failure, true to my engineer's heart. But we had friends with like-aged sprouts, and he was an actual engineer. His term for those days when the diaper's payload reaches from neck to knees and fills the onesie ... was a Diabolical. I jettisoned my more awkward term at once and adopted his with enthusiasm. And yes; I've remediated a few Diabolicals. I admit to retching often and loudly, but I dealt with that ... poo. cn

 

[B166ER420]

I've got 4 kids and i've been an unemployed stay at home baby making machine.... I honestly did not change diapers for the first two....fuck that.......ha!......now i've been changing shitty diapers for my 8month old daughter and it sucks, my son is 4 now and I don't even remember changing his nasty little ass.I potty trained him real quick.............so YES! I changed a few.......................btw it takes a real man to change shitty piss filled diapers ..imopeace

 

[B166ER420]

My wife and I raised 4 so I've changed my share.
Our youngest son woke up one night - he was wet so my wife just changed him on the bed as I slept on my back.
As soon as the warm diaper came off he cut loose like a fire hose straight up in the air & then
into - - - > my mouth & face.
I never woke up.

That's too funny.......lol!!!!!!.....I wouldn't be able to admit to it