When is 12 inches not a foot long?

My old lady asked me to give her 12" and hurt her, so I f***ed her three times and slapped her. 3 x 4 =12 ;)
 
Some members here wrecked much of my desire for meat. Kinda weird. Just over the winter, between vegan jokes and other things, I started to take an interest in vegan ways, watched a couple documentaries on it, researched things from how the food we eat is processed down to how the animals are treated, which kinda surprised me. Did you know the male baby chickens they just toss into a meat grinder, alive? It's kinda fucked to be honest. Eletrocuting chickens was kinda funny, but again still fucked, they hung them upside down and ran them on a belt thing over a water trough so their heads were submerged, and then turned on the juice.

Anyway, I didn't go vegan cause I still loves me some fried eggs among other things, but I'll be damned if I am not avoiding meat lately.
 
My old lady asked me to give her 12" and hurt her, so I f***ed her three times and slapped her. 3 x 4 =12 ;)

Thank you so much for showing your work. But why did you slap her?

4" is pretty sad though, bro. Sorry for your life altering misfortune.
 
Some members here wrecked much of my desire for meat. Kinda weird. Just over the winter, between vegan jokes and other things, I started to take an interest in vegan ways, watched a couple documentaries on it, researched things from how the food we eat is processed down to how the animals are treated, which kinda surprised me. Did you know the male baby chickens they just toss into a meat grinder, alive? It's kinda fucked to be honest. Eletrocuting chickens was kinda funny, but again still fucked, they hung them upside down and ran them on a belt thing over a water trough so their heads were submerged, and then turned on the juice.
Anyway, I didn't go vegan cause I still loves me some fried eggs among other things, but I'll be damned if I am not avoiding meat lately.

If commercial meat preparation is not your cup of tea, yet you still like to eat meat then perhaps you might look into harvesting your own?
When you gather & process your own protein there is no question about hormones, antibiotics or the humane treatment of the animals.

It's not as difficult as some will have you believe.
 
If commercial meat preparation is not your cup of tea, yet you still like to eat meat then perhaps you might look into harvesting your own?
When you gather & process your own protein there is no question about hormones, antibiotics or the humane treatment of the animals.

It's not as difficult as some will have you believe.
It's the intestinal fortitude that the majority lacks, not so much with the killing of their own meat, but the processing.;-)
 
If commercial meat preparation is not your cup of tea, yet you still like to eat meat then perhaps you might look into harvesting your own?
When you gather & process your own protein there is no question about hormones, antibiotics or the humane treatment of the animals.

It's not as difficult as some will have you believe.
just went look out at my chickens, guineas and ducks...and calves...and smiled...it is sooooo good...Duck is dying this weekend for me gumbo Sunday...can't wait
 
I am very careful of whose angus I process. cn

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Thank you so much for showing your work. But why did you slap her?

4" is pretty sad though, bro. Sorry for your life altering misfortune.

Wow right over your head... now thats sad and life altering... NOTE to yourself "search 4 new way to be a dick"..
 
fuck subway and their faux health food. all the tasty stuff is just as horrible for you as anywhere else. their "black forest ham" isn't even made of pigs, it's all turkey (this is mostly the fault of the USDA and their stupid definitions of ham). they certainly don't go out of their way to make this clear anywhere in the restaurant or on their website. if i want a sandwich there are much better mom and pop places to go. places that call turkey turkey, slice the meat how i want it and don't use shiny cheese.

i do like their bread, though.
 
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