Mr Neutron
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Ah, but it is.
How many innocent lives are your guns worth?
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Canna Connoiseur
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Either way you look at it people will die. I hear that more people die every year from pen caps than guns. I am sure like 90% of those fatalities are children. Outlaw pen caps!!!
Mr Neutron
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Ban death. Make it illegal.
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AegisVeritas
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There are radical ideas on both sides of the spectrum. Usually the people with the most irrational ideas are all ignorant. Firearm violence is far less of a threat to humanity than malpractice yet we accept a certain fallout to have doctors around, because we need them. The fact is there are always two sides of every coin but we all need money. Realistically it would take 100 years of oppressive government to get anywhere near all the firearms from the civilians, so that will never happen. We do in fact need more restrictive criteria for firearms sales, but no amount of criteria can prevent a person from losing it an killing someone. Every person has the ability to hurt others or we wouldn't be the top of the food chain. Cave men didn't have muskets so they made spears, the same goes for a human with ill intent. You'll be happy we all have firearms when China comes calling for its debt!
st0wandgrow
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What do you need a gun for?
You're 27, you go to the gym, and you run a roofing crew?
CrescentFresh
New Member
I think the chinese govt is pressuring the potus to grab all the guns up because they know we'll be shooting them damn chinks if they come to our fathers land
merkzilla
Active Member
Generally speaking, what you're asking for isn't a ban on guns. What you're asking for is a government monopoly on guns. A government that considers it acceptable to kill children, routinely fucks up swat raids which leads to shooting innocent family members/pets at the wrong address, considers 135 shots fired at two unarmed individuals acceptable behavior and responds to questions with wonderful things like "Well that's just how many bullets they had in their clip."
The real question is, do you really feel safer with an incompetent government as your last line of defense?
Yes, a lot of people are stupid and do dumb things. When we strip rights, we somehow feel like we've done a great thing preventing idiots from hurting people. At the end of the day, it isn't the governments job to bubble wrap the world for us.
For the record, on a personal level I hate guns. I hate that I or anyone else would ever need one. We live in a shitty world though.
The real question is, do you really feel safer with an incompetent government as your last line of defense?
Yes, a lot of people are stupid and do dumb things. When we strip rights, we somehow feel like we've done a great thing preventing idiots from hurting people. At the end of the day, it isn't the governments job to bubble wrap the world for us.
For the record, on a personal level I hate guns. I hate that I or anyone else would ever need one. We live in a shitty world though.
st0wandgrow
Well-Known Member
Reasonable means? The gun nuts screech and howl over EVERYTHING!
There are people that cite the inconvenience of having to reload a smaller clip at the gun range as reason enough not to pass any new legislation.
CrescentFresh
New Member
when it all breaks down and roving gangs from the city come out here to the country you're damn right I want 25 rounds not 10
st0wandgrow
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Have you broke ground on your doomsday bunker yet?
lifegoesonbrah
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How would you implement gun control? You could be a pioneer in actually explaining logistics if you can pull it off.
canndo
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If I knew surrendering my La Sabre would save Al Gore's life I wouldn't do it. If I knew surrendering my 87 forerunner would save a child's life I would, even if I could only get a gift certificate to Olive Garden in the exchange.
CrescentFresh
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the ants all froze cuz they didn't want to work all summer like the wise grasshopper.
canndo
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Stats please? And again with the comparison - it goes something like this.
the improper use of X causes death, therefore X should be outlawed - as though somewhere there is a thread of reason in the comparison.
Doer
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The onus of reasonable is on the one that seeks to infringe
The 9th says you are full of shit asking us to be reasonable
You realize this was the argument about Jews
Just reasonable restrictions
Why be a bad German about this?
Panic fear economic uncertainty
Nope it is a Right and you are a bad American to support Federal infringement
The 9th says you are full of shit asking us to be reasonable
You realize this was the argument about Jews
Just reasonable restrictions
Why be a bad German about this?
Panic fear economic uncertainty
Nope it is a Right and you are a bad American to support Federal infringement
canndo
Well-Known Member
relax, the "roving gangs from the city" will all have those illegal weapons La Pierre claims will be everywhere - you don't stand a chance, not with your 25 rounds and not with 100.
Besides, I am not sure about current zombie "killing" technology - does it have to do with rate of fire? weight of the projectile or simple accuracy. in which case, your smaller magazines should work just fine.
canndo
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Except that magazine restrictions are not infringements on the right to keep and bear.