Straight guys, what is the LEAST amount of money you would blow a guy for?

[The2TimEr]

dragon your avatar looks like he's on the case already hahaha

 

[Ninjabowler]

dragon your avatar looks like he's on the case already hahaha

If his avatar had a wig on id gladly pay it for a blowjob. That is exactly how i like my blowjobs and it doesnt even stop for air lol

 

[mysunnyboy]

as a lesbian can i vote? kinda the same thing right?

 

[greenghost420]

ill blow your ass away for free!

 

[Heisenberg]

I do not want a first time cocksucker cutting his teeth on me. Im gonna need to see how he handles a banana first.

 

[W Dragon]

dragon your avatar looks like he's on the case already hahaha

For a million pound mate I'd put that avatar to shame lol

 

[The2TimEr]

as a lesbian can i vote? kinda the same thing right?

as a lesbian you may do whatever you please!

 

[The2TimEr]

I do not want a first time cocksucker cutting his teeth on me. Im gonna need to see how he handles a banana first.

loool shit you just reminded me of my 1st ever blow job from my school days.. i always told her she needed braces

 

[AltarNation]

Is THAT what you women are doing?......

HAHAHAHA

this thread is comedy gold.

I get better larfs out of message boards and irc friends than I do out of like 95% of so-called "pay comedy" that's out there..

 

[AltarNation]

If i'm paying that much to get my dick sucked you better believe i'm going to squeeze all the easy ones out before I let you at it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I am dyin over here

 

[TheKushguy420]

You mean people will pay me? SHIT! This whole time......

 

[Flaming Pie]

I think the RIU ladies may be tampering with the voting and flaming pie you could get way more than 40 bucks cutie pie, but i was always taught when negotiating a deal to let the other person throw the first bid on the table, you can always barter for a better deal that way if you would have asked me what id pay i would have low balled you with 250

I was saying 40 for girl on girl, not a guy lol.

I had a guy offer me 40 for a handjob once... long story.

 

[randude101]

This is a funny thread... what is funnier is wondering how many people are lying. I have come to expect a lot of lying on the internet for some reason.

My girl friend was wondering why I was even in this thread. Kind of freaked her out.

 

[rooky1985]

This is a funny thread... what is funnier is wondering how many people are lying. I have come to expect a lot of lying on the internet for some reason.

My girl friend was wondering why I was even in this thread. Kind of freaked her out.

Tell her your trying to find a date who will pay for your meal once in awhile.

 

[rooky1985]

I was saying 40 for girl on girl, not a guy lol.

I had a guy offer me 40 for a handjob once... long story.

So I guess you did it? At least that is what I thought you indicated by "long story".

 

[AltarNation]

This is a funny thread... what is funnier is wondering how many people are lying. I have come to expect a lot of lying on the internet for some reason.

My girl friend was wondering why I was even in this thread. Kind of freaked her out.

Because it's funny as shit, obviously.

 

[randude101]

Because it's funny as shit, obviously.

Yeah I told her that. Guys and girls have a different sense of humor. You ever see a chick that liked Three Stooges?

 

[see4]

The women you bang have pussy sludge...not juice.

i will cut you so deep.

 

[see4]

This is a funny thread... what is funnier is wondering how many people are lying. I have come to expect a lot of lying on the internet for some reason.

My girl friend was wondering why I was even in this thread. Kind of freaked her out.

with only 15 posts, im actually really curious why you chose this thread to be "your first". be honest, were you deflowered by a long cock?

 

[Heisenberg]

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