thetrickstergod
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not my proudest moment but I went there as a bored teen living in the third world with a pet monkey and some killer weed.
"Son, why are the monkey's eyes so red?"
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PeyoteReligion
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Ok...are you saying you once got a monkey stoned? Cool story bro. Why didn't you just say I got a monkey high once? Instead yu tell a "story" implying you got a monkey high...while in a third world country...wtf? I'm so confused.
thetrickstergod
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got the monkey stoned, mom comes home says "son, why are the monkey's eyes so red" and my friends have never let me live it down after 30 years. good times.
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
is that what happened? here i thought he had sex with a monkey and shot his load in it's eye, hence the red eye.. damn, i lose again..
thetrickstergod
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buying weed by the shoe box for cheap makes the weird turn pro.
thetrickstergod
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Also getting a gig as an extra in "Apocalypse Now" in the late 70's led to memorable moments and afforded some killer smoke.
thetrickstergod
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didn't they just make a superbowl ad about that?
PeyoteReligion
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This reminds me of a time I shot a load a little far and it got my girl in the eye. She couldn't get her contact in because it was all irritated and we went to my house, my GF is telling my mom her eye is all irritated and my mom is like OMG you got pink eye. I loled so hard when I told my mom no, I just got semen in her eye that's why it's all red and irritated. Now THAT'S a funny story.is that what happened? here i thought he had sex with a monkey and shot his load in it's eye, hence the red eye.. damn, i lose again..
see4
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Would you look at that! I mean would you just look at it. Just look at it.
stoned cockatoo
New Member
is it you're 2nd or 3rd proudest moment? id be content with my life if I could get a monkey baked
Well, truthfully Darwin's entire thesis is we evolved from them, so I guess technically, you have.
thetrickstergod
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[video=youtube;rueG619c1vs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rueG619c1vs[/video] YouTube for the win.
Red1966
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I had her in 2001. Seconds.
