Clearly the founders loved the king. Obviously.
It isn't socialist/libertarianism it is Libertarian Socialism. It is kind of flippant to purposely say it incorrectly. You think it is an oxymoron because you don't know what a libertarian is. You think a libertarian is an anarchocapitalist, and that is an oxymoron.
Actually, it is not an anarchist at all, it is a statist, and this is pertinent to your jab at the philosophy you have just intentionally misnamed. It is statist because the state is required to protect private property. Furthermore, your patronization about my evolution is as much a strawman as your ceiling. Soon enough it will catch on and people will know about this stuff just as well as you and I both do, and then you won't be so smug in your belief that I am of a fringe minority.
You fools do so love to attribute to me the view which I do not espouse, that property should be held in common or by a state. I think you know better by now. I think this blatant deception has become the bread and butter for discrediting a new thing. Quite simply, you're full of shit.