The UK Growers Thread!

newuserlol

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dunno what it is with breakfast apart from being a fatfucker but thats the meal i look forward to not dinner but breakfast, thinking 3 sausage 3 bacon 2 eggs now thats either in a sarnie or i add beans and toast and make it a fry up decisions??? lolol

night all.
 

moggggys

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story is years ago i took to joining everywhere , last thing you need is friends chatting to some stranger with the same name as you on another site ,,,, so i joined up everywhere

posted a few times on here just to say hi and basically ignored the place as just another forum , i mainly dicked about with medical sites swopping genetics plus i had a couple of people i provided to with needs

skip forward a while and the medical sites closed thanks to the owners not having the funds to keep them going or being too underground for people to see them , i also walked away from posting a little while so the fuckin pigs would loose the trail a little as you do , i then popped back up at uk420

uk420 act like a bunch of retarded gullable egotistical fuckin wankers ,,,, this is the nice version , its not even a clique its like a bum boys own club , the cunts are so self absobered its beyond reason and at some point you get sucked into there fucktardidness and open your trap , once you show yourself not to be a top quality socialist worker then there on you like a rash and your like a brand new just hatched hitler just crying out to be kicked around the place , the bully boy tactics are all encompassing , say the wrong thing and your simply fucked tarnished with a brush ,,,,, now me im mr chilled , ill laugh or knife you im that simple , these deluded pieces of shit couldnt rattle my cage enough they really couldnt and before you know it im on a ban

so i ignored the place for 3 years then got drawn back in by the lure of growing and information , sure enough the same bully boy attitude took over and i could help but post and yet another ban, this time ive had enough , fuck the lot of um , theres some seriously nice people there there really is but there little more than goldfish in a fuckin big shark tank , by association they belittle themselves they reallydo , anyway enough is enough and ill not be taken for a cunt so ive walked away and here i am , lost for a place i can call my home ...... so i logged in and looked at the place , its rammed to the gills with ill informed americans who as a rule have a healthy idea on weed , its got a smudge of british who are a close knit team of reprobates and criminals who spend most of there time either abusing each other or doing a grow and show , whats not to love ? its refreshing it really is , ive just had 6 months of cunts who cant even say they brought a henry in 1992 without facing a warning or a ban , you bunch of lay about work shy botty boys are funny as fuck and like a shower of piss in a desert of boredom , spicy , i like , im here to stay ,,,until i no doubt get banned
 

Mastergrow

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dunno what it is with breakfast apart from being a fatfucker but thats the meal i look forward to not dinner but breakfast, thinking 3 sausage 3 bacon 2 eggs now thats either in a sarnie or i add beans and toast and make it a fry up decisions??? lolol

night all.
A fry ain't a fry without potato bread and soda bread, we do it right over here
 

moggggys

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breakky ?

sas and egg on buttered toast , real butter not spread , brown not chemical bread , cheap as you like sas full of skin balls and brains , eggs free range from the local farm , yolk butter and scum dribbling down your fingers yum yum
 

Mastergrow

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@ moggs, you'll be doin well to get banned on here, especially the uk thread lol. I don't really look at much else on riu tbh, just read the shit in here with these bunch of bellends, usually get a laugh
 

moggggys

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@ moggs, you'll be doin well to get banned on here, especially the uk thread lol. I don't really look at much else on riu tbh, just read the shit in here with these bunch of bellends, usually get a laugh
too true , i like the general abuse , when the day starts with

`` hi ya cunt bubbles ``

you just know your in a good place

Wtf is sas
sausage

never ordered sas and tom no red on brown ?
 

pon

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i grew some trainwreck last year. no fucking about with autos, I crack a seed every 2 weeks & have a harvest every 2 weeks - everyone a different flavour. no worries about light leaks, fucking about with lights & they are easy to grow for someone whos always smashed & a complete noob, theres always bud in my tent :)
you love those auto's ay pon, you ever grown some photoperiod's before?
 

moggggys

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the mrs is calling me a dick

just been out the front for a piss , 15 foot away is a drain , its raining , would you

a go out into the rain and piss in the drain
b stand in the doorway and have a slash knowing the rain will wash it away
c use one of the many bogs here knowing it then goes off to fill the spetic tank which will cost a fuckin arm and a leg to empty
 

moggggys

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i grew some trainwreck last year. no fucking about with autos, I crack a seed every 2 weeks & have a harvest every 2 weeks - everyone a different flavour. no worries about light leaks, fucking about with lights & they are easy to grow for someone whos always smashed & a complete noob, theres always bud in my tent :)
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tw , lovin it , a real 6 weeker !
 

Mastergrow

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too true , i like the general abuse , when the day starts with

`` hi ya cunt bubbles ``

you just know your in a good place



sausage

never ordered sas and tom no red on brown ?
Na m8 never heard sausage called that before. Tell me this moggs, I cracked an auto cheese candy an stuck it in an oxy pot, my lights goina be in veg cycle for a while so thot may as well, it's sprouted with the wee 4 leaves, what's the best nute routine with autos would you say??
 

pon

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prob took 3 x longer to grow - some of em are shite but some are really good they just grow so fast you can almost see em stretch - the dutch passion TD I have on the go is gonna be a biggy easy 3x bigger than any other auto ive grown so far, big bag o shite
autos are fucking shity bollox crappy things, and them ther pictures proove it,, my smallest bud on a photto was 3x as big,, if it happed that is!!


sambo u do love your ripen dont u mush.

well afternoon at the fair then franky and bennys,, fucking 70 qwid!!!! arghh
 

Mastergrow

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the mrs is calling me a dick

just been out the front for a piss , 15 foot away is a drain , its raining , would you

a go out into the rain and piss in the drain
b stand in the doorway and have a slash knowing the rain will wash it away
c use one of the many bogs here knowing it then goes off to fill the spetic tank which will cost a fuckin arm and a leg to empty
Lol I'm definitely goin with b
 

pon

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Glad you came round to my way of thinkin ice
autos are fucking the best ever, and them ther pictures proove it,, my smallest bud on a photto was 1/2 as big,, in my dreams!!


sambo I do love u mush.

well afternoon at the fair then franky and bennys,, fucking 70 qwid!!!! arghh
did i read it right i'm dislexik?
 

moggggys

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Na m8 never heard sausage called that before. Tell me this moggs, I cracked an auto cheese candy an stuck it in an oxy pot, my lights goina be in veg cycle for a while so thot may as well, it's sprouted with the wee 4 leaves, what's the best nute routine with autos would you say??
freash soil then dont dick about with veg nutes and aim for flower once the hairs show , dont go too heavy they like a light feed , myself i use vitalink as it brings a degree of weight and doest burn shit to easily , if there off to a dickhead then i also use rox which also brings a degree of weight , funnly enough it weighs less using stuff like ionic or canna compared to vita , anyway 3 week in to flower when there proper little nugs showing add a booster and jobs a good un , with autos a little often is the key for a decent quality of plant and yield
 

Mastergrow

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freash soil then dont dick about with veg nutes and aim for flower once the hairs show , dont go too heavy they like a light feed , myself i use vitalink as it brings a degree of weight and doest burn shit to easily , if there off to a dickhead then i also use rox which also brings a degree of weight , funnly enough it weighs less using stuff like ionic or canna compared to vita , anyway 3 week in to flower when there proper little nugs showing add a booster and jobs a good un , with autos a little often is the key for a decent quality of plant and yield
Wont be in soil moggs its in a bubble pot in clay pebbles. Ill be using ionic nutes, am I best givin it veg nutes for a week or two or just straight onto flowering nutes?
 

moggggys

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Glad you came round to my way of thinkin ice

did i read it right i'm dislexik?

youwa dexlistic as well ?

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never had a problem with yields myslef although ive seen some fuckin atrocious finals off others , had a few micros over the years so understand how it can easily taint a reputation but at the end of ..... its all down to the smoke , good shit
 

spooningbadgers

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the mrs is calling me a dick

just been out the front for a piss , 15 foot away is a drain , its raining , would you

a go out into the rain and piss in the drain
b stand in the doorway and have a slash knowing the rain will wash it away
c use one of the many bogs here knowing it then goes off to fill the spetic tank which will cost a fuckin arm and a leg to empty
Ha ha I'm forever pissing out the door usually with a spiff in 1 hand dribbling like a fucking simpleton.
The mrs goes fucking boo loo!
 
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