BarnBuster
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my kind of girl.....
The Personal Stories Thread
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Granny weed
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When you get to my age your boobs and your ass almost meet each other, unless of course you have a very good underwired bra to keep them in their place. Thank god for the wonder bra!
chewberto
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The legend goes somewhere in Costa Mesa California. I had a friend from Co that was visiting, i was invited by a friend who was a stripper, but a legitimate whore (I would like to think i can call her hooker) to her hotel room which she was pretty much living out of for 8 months, so I guess you could call it a "Hometel"One time I threw a hooker in a dumpster evading the police!true story! Lol to this day! I had brought a Colorado friend out to California when I was a real big time junkie loser, we were shooting up in a hotel room! Hit like if you would like to hear more!
anyway... her friend, another "workin gal" whom looked like a tiny Mariah Carey was there and was really wanting to "make-a the sex with me" but at this point of my dope career I was more invested in getting high plus my libido was virtually non-existent! So... She started getting upset, and that classic bi-polar stripper mindset was set in place when she storms out of the room, I listen as I hear her Scream a vulgarity at the cleaning lady in the hallway, I hear something about "extra towels" and a loud crash! She had thrown the lady's cleaning cart off a 3 story inside stairwell and then I hear "policia" from a voice, so I grab my friend from Colorado and My guitar case and split the room! The Mariah hooker starts following us down the street, but i was paranoid they were gonna look for her, so I picked her up and tossed her in a dumpster by a closed planned parenthood or some shit, and told her to wait till things calmed down and I would be right back to get her! Lol we jumped on the bus and headed down harbor sweating mid July. Never saw that girl again!
mysunnyboy
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hahahhahahaaa 
silasraven
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so this one time at band camp.
chewberto
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One time a friend whom shall rename nameless, was a mmA/porn star, he was also on the show intervention for meth and steroids! We were hanging out getting high on some fucking meth, dude sends another individual there to the store for Gatorade! If you want to know what happens next...hit like for more of a "cool story bro" type of situation!
UncleBuck
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i'll unfold an educational one.
so it's a cold, cloudy, rainy april in portland, and i leave to go to el paso, texas to do some work learning the family business, owning and managing apartment complexes. this is my introduction, so naturally, i start where people start, doing maintenance tasks.
my job was to prepare the swamp coolers for the summer, and there were a shit ton of them. several hundred at least, and you have to not only replace the aspen on all 4 sides, you have to drain, scrub and clean all of those, as well as checking out all the water lines, pumps, drippers, fans and so on.
well, it was a hot, sunny and dry spring in el paso, and i was doing labor intensive work on top of 3 and 4 story buildings for 8-10 hours in the heat of the day. on the third day, i went to scratch my very itchy ear and something fell off. i figured it was just some pigeon crap or rust or other grimy shit that i had been cleaning off the roofs for the last few days.
so i take a look at what had just dropped off my ear and could not figure it out. it looked like some sort of strange rock, but it was kinda softish feeling and wet. i went to brush off my ear again, and realized that i had more of it on my ear. then i realized it was attached to my ear. then i realized what it was.
my ears were literally oozing puss from sunburn which was hardening in the sun. i ended up pulling off sizable chunks of puss from my ears, just a ridiculous amount.
i asked the other maintenance guys there how they managed to avoid that (they didn't wear hats either). the answer: chap stick to the ears.
i put chap stick on my ears for the next two weeks and they healed up quite nicely.
so it's a cold, cloudy, rainy april in portland, and i leave to go to el paso, texas to do some work learning the family business, owning and managing apartment complexes. this is my introduction, so naturally, i start where people start, doing maintenance tasks.
my job was to prepare the swamp coolers for the summer, and there were a shit ton of them. several hundred at least, and you have to not only replace the aspen on all 4 sides, you have to drain, scrub and clean all of those, as well as checking out all the water lines, pumps, drippers, fans and so on.
well, it was a hot, sunny and dry spring in el paso, and i was doing labor intensive work on top of 3 and 4 story buildings for 8-10 hours in the heat of the day. on the third day, i went to scratch my very itchy ear and something fell off. i figured it was just some pigeon crap or rust or other grimy shit that i had been cleaning off the roofs for the last few days.
so i take a look at what had just dropped off my ear and could not figure it out. it looked like some sort of strange rock, but it was kinda softish feeling and wet. i went to brush off my ear again, and realized that i had more of it on my ear. then i realized it was attached to my ear. then i realized what it was.
my ears were literally oozing puss from sunburn which was hardening in the sun. i ended up pulling off sizable chunks of puss from my ears, just a ridiculous amount.
i asked the other maintenance guys there how they managed to avoid that (they didn't wear hats either). the answer: chap stick to the ears.
i put chap stick on my ears for the next two weeks and they healed up quite nicely.
chewberto
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2 likes? Guess my stories suck! I will follow through with my promise anyhow!
So Nameless, a few upcoming porn stars, myself, and another guy mike(no need for his name change) were getting loaded in an apartment complex in Huntington Beach when nameless tells mike to pick up some Gatorade, because he had just did some meth and steroids and said he needed electrolytes... Anyway mike takes off to the store and we proceed to get high!
About 45 minutes later, mike comes back but wothout Gatorade in hand, just smokes and some other items! Mike goes to the bathroom and nameless starts rummaging through the bag looking for his Gatorade, then he realizes...mike forgot! So mike comes out of the bathroom and nameless puts him in a choke hold and screams at mike " where are my electroids" " you forgot my electroids" I realized he was such in a roid rage that he was mistakenly calling the electrolytes..electroids! He started slapping mike around like a child as if he was teaching him not to ever forget his Electroids! moral of the story! Meth and roids are a hell of a drug!
Padawanbater2
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Wow fuck that guy, good story
chewberto
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I have another story involving the same two individuals, nameless and mike! also a guest appearence from Tito Ortiz early in the night! It also involves Britney Skye and cytheria the porn stars, locked doors and cocaine in a Hollywood producers pad! Tito wasn't at the pad! A few others were there but I can't recall the faces or names!
Padawanbater2
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I request to hear all those stories!
Wh.. what do you do for a living?
Wh.. what do you do for a living?
chewberto
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Thats personal!
Padawanbater2
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A great memory from my childhood..
I think I was around 13 when this happened. Three of my friends and I were into skating, first using inlines and later as we became more experienced we switched to aggressives with grind plates and bigger soles. We heard about a skate park a few towns over and I got my dad to drive us all, he had a 2 seat Jeep at the time with a camper shell so we all got in the back. There is a canyon with a bunch of windy turns going to the skate park, keep that in mind. We get there, skate the whole day, this was in the middle of summer and it was hot as fuck, by the end we were drenched in sweat. While we were there we were getting familiar with the half pipes and drop ins and one of my friends who brought his skateboard was talking shit saying it was easy so my other friend let him use his skates and try to drop into the 3' half pipe and he fell flat on his ass right in front of my dad! So after that we stopped at an In N' Out for burgers. It was still really hot on the way back home and the back of the cab we were all in had zero ventilation, and by this point, the smell coming from the inside was apparently pretty bad because as we were going back over the canyon my friend shuffled across the cab to the window and puked his burger up out the back! It was hilarious! Even funnier, when we got back to my house, one of the other guys stuck his hand in it climbing out the back!
I think I was around 13 when this happened. Three of my friends and I were into skating, first using inlines and later as we became more experienced we switched to aggressives with grind plates and bigger soles. We heard about a skate park a few towns over and I got my dad to drive us all, he had a 2 seat Jeep at the time with a camper shell so we all got in the back. There is a canyon with a bunch of windy turns going to the skate park, keep that in mind. We get there, skate the whole day, this was in the middle of summer and it was hot as fuck, by the end we were drenched in sweat. While we were there we were getting familiar with the half pipes and drop ins and one of my friends who brought his skateboard was talking shit saying it was easy so my other friend let him use his skates and try to drop into the 3' half pipe and he fell flat on his ass right in front of my dad! So after that we stopped at an In N' Out for burgers. It was still really hot on the way back home and the back of the cab we were all in had zero ventilation, and by this point, the smell coming from the inside was apparently pretty bad because as we were going back over the canyon my friend shuffled across the cab to the window and puked his burger up out the back! It was hilarious! Even funnier, when we got back to my house, one of the other guys stuck his hand in it climbing out the back!
Padawanbater2
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Check the thread you're in, bro
How do you have all these crazy stories?
chewberto
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First you want to hear a story, then you want to know how they came to be? That's another padwantabear thread all together! Pushing it! I may just take my stories elsewhere!