That Guy who smokes your dope and say's it's OK, but had better.

[Stonerman Enoch]

Thats the funniest shit ever thanks for the laugh

 

[Canibus7]

Lmao thats fuckin hilarious...when i was younger i had an annoying ass friend who would only smoke to be cool, so one day we rolled up tea bags and smoked him on it and he was still pretending to be high lol.

 

[ohmy]

So I have this guy he's not a friend but his sister married my wifes brother so he's at all the family stuff. It does not matter what you smoke he's had better, and he never has anything to smoke. He a mooch, so at Christmas were at his sisters for a family do and I decide to see just what a bullshitter he is. My neice has a gerbil so I go and collect all the gerbil shit in the cage and press it into a ball put it into some tinfoil and wait. So he shows up and starts shooting his mouth off I pull out my bonk and put some hash in and suck it all up. Open the foil and put some gerbil shit in pass the bong to him and he sucks it all up holds it, big exhale that smelled like someone farted and says, not bad. I had to leave the room, LOL so hard I pissed my pants a bit. I told my wife and a couple of other friends.

Anyone ever do a crazy thing like that.

I did like you, but now I do not want to smoke with you anymore, lol. I have someone like that, When I load everything up with hash and tell em to smoke up,And watch em not move off my couch for hours ha ha

 

[KidneyStoner420]

I had a joint of some damn good fire in mire ear once. Was taking a piss and it fell in the toilet.
I reached in and grabbed it and put it by the sink(have no idea why I didn't just throw it out).
I came home from work to find the joint gone and my gf stoned on the couch.
I just started laughing my ass off, and to this day she has no idea.

 

[Blaze Master]

I had a joint of some damn good fire in mire ear once. Was taking a piss and it fell in the toilet.
I reached in and grabbed it and put it by the sink(have no idea why I didn't just throw it out).
I came home from work to find the joint gone and my gf stoned on the couch.
I just started laughing my ass off, and to this day she has no idea.

i dropped a few doobies in the can the same exact way myself. one time it was my last J so i quickly pulled it out and after a half hour or so of drying i smoked it. needless to say it was not my finest hour

 

[cannabineer]

I had a joint of some damn good fire in mire ear once. Was taking a piss and it fell in the toilet.
I reached in and grabbed it and put it by the sink(have no idea why I didn't just throw it out).
I came home from work to find the joint gone and my gf stoned on the couch.
I just started laughing my ass off, and to this day she has no idea.

Keep it that way ... she'd only get pissed off. cn

 

[sonar]

Everyone knows a guy like this.

And if you don't, you probably are him.

 

[KidneyStoner420]

Keep it that way ... she'd only get pissed off. cn

Lol oh yeah. No doubt.
Especially since she is now my fiance.

 

[Bakatare666]

I had a mooch that used to steal cigs from me when I would lay my pack on top of my tool box at work, even if it was the second to last stick.
After a month or so of this, I took two sticks, knocked out some tobacco from them, inserted about an inch long piece of waterproof fuse and repacked them, and left in a pack for him to find.
I told all the other guys in the shop to watch, and turned my back and went about my work, knowing as soon as I did, one or both of them would disappear.
Wasn't long before I hear some screaming and shouting and see this prick swatting around his face like he was being attacked by a swarm of bees, and everybody else in the shop rolling on the ground laughing.
After that, he knew he was caught, and would ask me before he took one.........
That's when I started charging him 50 cents a stick

 

[cannabineer]

It was that or ... refuse. cn

 

[joe macclennan]

Omg best thread ever.

I knew a guy years ago. He used to deal quite a bit and had zero scruples.

He had these kids always wanting acid. So he gets some graph paper sprays it with OFF you know the insect repellent. Sells these kids each a tenstrip @10 buks a hit.

Next day they were back. They absolutely loved it and got more.

JFC! have you ever tasted OFF? tastes awful

 

[giggles26]

I'm not saying the story isn't funny but I'm wondering why a 2 year old thread was revived lol.......

 

[joe macclennan]

bear brought it back to life.

glad he did too.

 

[giggles26]

bear brought it back to life.

glad he did too.

Actually it wasn't the bear, take another look

 

[Bakatare666]

Actually it wasn't the bear, take another look

Bear posted the link in Dank's thread, and I came to peep.

 

[giggles26]

Bear posted the link in Dank's thread, and I came to peep.

Think you took more then a peep

 

[cannabineer]

Actually it wasn't the bear, take another look

I used a fall guy! cn

 

[giggles26]

That's cheating!!!

 

[cannabineer]

That's the way to do it!!!

Lite edit. cn

 

[Bakatare666]

That's cheating!!!

How ya been GIG?