The UK Growers Thread!

[iiKode]

your grandad is a legend mate, mine worked as a sparky wiring all the aircraft hangers. we owe them everything, every last one of us.... on a lighter note, I have four new words for ya... you may have to learn these fkrs tho...... chwyn mwg yn hapus - smoke weed be happy (for the non welsh out there)

y grandad was in one of the war aswell, used to allways ask him how many people he killed and he did i know by his answer (i dont speak to civilians about it) fair enough, but every year he goes down to england with his army mates, ohh an my grandad was shot and stabbed in the war, think it may have been nam not too sure, he was just a soldier but i know he killed alot of people my gran told mme a couple year ago to stop asking him about the war because he still has nightmares over it, and cant watch any type or war film, a few year ago he stormed out the house in tears after watching a scene in saving private ryan (the part where the sniper shoots the guy and leaves him screaming a bait) and my gran told my mum he did some pretty nasty things over there so i know hes legit an not jus windin me up all thi time.

 

[iiKode]

Or a Larson trap lol

this is personal, was thinkin bakin soda and bread? eather way the little bastard is going downtown missed the bitch by 6 inches with the lead last time, and got funny looks from loads of people so i just left before i got stamped on by the fuckin greepeace

 

[zVice]

At least you've still got us
...bunch of reprobates

Lol it aint just a year mate........been going thru this shit for nearly 10yrs now, dad got cancer, then mum, then nan, then my mums brother, then mum died from her 2nd round of it,then nan died ,then mums brother, mates dying/getting killed in Iraq n Afghan left right n centre, best mates dying on motorbikes, losing the rest of my family( dad n sister,told em to go fuck they aint dead) coz they are evil manipulative cunts an all the time working the doors n managing pubs (gave it up a year ago after nearly 14years) getting stabbed, shot at,smashed 50yards down the road n 40ft in the air by a car etc etc, unfortunately this is my life and I resigned myself to that fact many years ago

 

[iiKode]

@ searimmner props to you mate, av had a shyte life no deaths realy that i cared about, but i can understand, am sure when am ur age we can agree on loads a things am 19 in a few weeks yay... before ayone sarts about my age im fit, young and can kick all ur arses so just dont... dont. even if i dont, thin ill stil outrun a bunch of drug dealers an stoners hahaha

wait thats me

yeah i do still live with me mam, sucks to be u guys al those bills an shit whatever theyr called

thik u may have heard my life story, but av got loads of mate on my fb that i dont speak to, all rich white uni goin people while i got stuck somewhere shyte makes me pissed when i see what they have all done, and what i could have done (if a foster family simply kept me for 2 more years, wasnt a bad child wasnt even close to it untill i moved into a childrens home still dont know the reason they couldnt have kept me even tho i stayed there 4 years prior to being 'dumped')

even know the source to my attachment problems no therapy shyte needed for me, been layed upon me multiple times i run the therapist roud in circles still cant figure out why just cant open up to ayoone in person, even thought i was a psychopath a few times passed ike 80% on a few of these online tests, but the fuck do i care asong as i got my plants or weed im a happy chappy

 

[iiKode]

Or a Larson trap lol

im in the city, get arrested for that, easier just to kill the fucker and explain later why i done it.

 

[indikat]

am fucked just setup the 3k OP. well nrly 3k its 4x 600 hps and 1x 250hps wich im just gunna hang vert in the middle wen i take it over.

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now to germination FUK! i hate seeds lmao

may not be the tidyest basement but its fucking convenaint!

don't worry m8 that disgusting orrible grow space will b full of beautifl green [lants in a few weeks ana couple o key in a fe months, 20-30 k per year...very very nice, gadjets an holidays for the family, steak etc

 

[bazoomer]

Well, I've got a tube of me mrs piss strapped to me, it's off to my interview ! Just hope it don't splitt & I get soaked in piss whilst being interviewed !

 

[Saerimmner]

Well, I've got a tube of me mrs piss strapped to me, it's off to my interview ! Just hope it don't splitt & I get soaked in piss whilst being interviewed !

Best of luck for the interview mate

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

chin up and change your attitude lads. i've been watching this vid about once a week... call me what you like but the message fits. i was permanently in a state of the worlds against me and wanting to kill people in morrisons....

[video=youtube_share;tlhVgn7sKv0]http://youtu.be/tlhVgn7sKv0[/video]

 

[The Yorkshireman]

chin up and change your attitude lads.

Choose Life!

 

[zVice]

I laughed a bit when it was posted in the 600, and then certain individuals of yank origin started slagging it off saying that it was shit and that it's basically saying you must accept your shitty existence.

Just thought to myself how either
a. Arrogant or
b. Stupid
they must have to be to have missed the entire point so blindly...

this is water.


Usually hate cunty west - but this song is decent... Can we get much higher?

[video=youtube;6siHDaSVav4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6siHDaSVav4[/video]

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

i have dark fantasies about nicky minje

those that have accepted they live in the rat race i have pity for. work to live peeps.

and yorkie,

Choose a fucking big TV too you spent that 8k yet?

 

[bazoomer]

well, i got in ! , had to sit there with tube of piss straped in my groin with silver (very sticky)heat resistant tape from down the shed, for 2 hours ! , they didnt even test me ffs . i pulled tape off and nearly took my ball bag with it !, 4am start tomorrow , I'm off down the shed, the shock of having to get up at 3 am & doing a days work is stressing the fuck out of me ,lol

 

[zVice]

Congrats baz

 

[Garybhoy11]

chopped down ma Big Buddah Cheese auto today
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[DrOfWelshMagic]

fuck knows about eagles, but i killed a crow ast year, now theres a crow that swoops my dog everytime i walk past the tree it sits in, makin it my mission to kill the cunt, throwing chain dog leads at it, am gonna get the fucker, had my pup lying down under a tree, the fuckin cunt i will get the fucker, and ima post a pic of it headless on here when i do, last year when it swooped my dog the first time it cut and scratched him ffs, this year im ready with a 4ft chain lead and the fuckers goin down, yeah its been doin this for a year, never seen it over winter, but its back now and it wont leave, it never left the whole of last summer, times like these i wish i had an air rifle

forget the air rifle, the doc has a plan dude hee hee, stand a sieve/colander type thing on its side, tie a piece of string to it about 20ft long, place some fruited scone under it and when the cunt takes the bait, pull the string and bingo, TRAPPED!!! well done baz!!! congrats!!

 

[Saerimmner]

Congrats on the job mate

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

Choose life, choose a job choose not strapping piss to yer leg with heat duct sealing tape hahahahaha grats baz

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Choose a fucking big TV too you spent that 8k yet?

Spent £120 on an 'HTC Sensation XE' from ebay, it's in the post.

I've found some Yam TDR wheels, forks, swing arm, calipers and speedo drive to convert my DTR for £200 ish on ebay. We'll see if they get bought yet, I've to finish stripping the cunt first but might swipe em while they're there cos a full kit together is rare.

I'm off into town shortly for a sack o bud and if I can be arsed a couple of pairs of trainers.

Did £90 on fuck all from Tesco.

She's booking her DPSI course today for September and getting insured on the Civic estate, it'll need taxing at the end of the month as well.

She's in for one of those Microsoft Surface tablet things, debating over the £400 one or the £700 one.

There's time for the rest yet, lol.

 

[bazoomer]

Choose life, choose a job choose not strapping piss to yer leg with heat duct sealing tape hahahahaha grays baz

pmsl Don, it was the only tape i had , its still sticky now , every time i walk & move me right leg, it takes my sack with it !, got to go shower now me thinks . @ all , Thanks lads.