The UK Growers Thread!

iiKode

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any tips for cunts who owe you money and are clearly fucking you around? tempted to jus go mad, knock on his door when everyones out, knock him straight out with a bar, and was thinkin of a new signature, staple his ear to his floorboards? should teach everycunt not to mess, iv got a decent staple gun but havnt used it for fuck all, maybe this could be its new job?
 

IC3M4L3

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fuck the price has gone up lol i use to work yes work dont faint lol as a weighbridge clerk for 5yr in central london, waste use to cost 60quid a tonne to dump there back then but no receipt would be half price lol anyway use to do a 30quid load for a oz of soapbar back then wouldnt smoke the shit but was 30 a oz! or 2 runs 60 a oz of shitty speed just the 1 bloke rest where pure cash, that job and the money involved tipped me over the edge tho would just smoke,sniff,drop most of it.



did use to have 3-4 hols a year tho and rent a dockside apartment at a grand a month oh the good life till i went nuts of the drugs and ended up in goodmayes lmao
wtf fort u was fuckin off mong?
if u go bed the faste rmonday comes! UNLESS i wrote return to sender if undelivered?? hmmmm
 

iiKode

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fuck the price has gone up lol i use to work yes work dont faint lol as a weighbridge clerk for 5yr in central london, waste use to cost 60quid a tonne to dump there back then but no receipt would be half price lol anyway use to do a 30quid load for a oz of soapbar back then wouldnt smoke the shit but was 30 a oz! or 2 runs 60 a oz of shitty speed just the 1 bloke rest where pure cash, that job and the money involved tipped me over the edge tho would just smoke,sniff,drop most of it.

did use to have 3-4 hols a year tho and rent a dockside apartment at a grand a month oh the good life till i went nuts of the drugs and ended up in goodmayes lmao
grow grow grow, u need to get a perp grow, so u can get a monthly wage not basic wage at 3k every couple months, or u usually get like double that since last grow u only had the 1 light going
 

newuserlol

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any tips for cunts who owe you money and are clearly fucking you around? tempted to jus go mad, knock on his door when everyones out, knock him straight out with a bar, and was thinkin of a new signature, staple his ear to his floorboards? should teach everycunt not to mess, iv got a decent staple gun but havnt used it for fuck all, maybe this could be its new job?
best tip is dont tick good weed sellls itself simples lol
 

iiKode

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wtf fort u was fuckin off mong?
if u go bed the faste rmonday comes! UNLESS i wrote return to sender if undelivered?? hmmmm
he will be up at 4am just to make sure he dnt miss the postie on monday hahaha those last few hours will be the worst lmao
 

iiKode

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best tip is dont tick good weed sellls itself simples lol
nobody can afford it round here, it goes like this, tick half o, they sell it but keep 3g for sellin it, but the cunt is still late, an if i sell it in oz then i get less money, but think ima have to do it lyk that, the bastard was champion of boxin aswell so it makes it harder, suppos the staple gun is comin out, staple his bill onto his forehead so he dnt forget

tempted for a penny slash but that might be too far

razor penny razor = no stitches
 

newuserlol

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wtf fort u was fuckin off mong?
if u go bed the faste rmonday comes! UNLESS i wrote return to sender if undelivered?? hmmmm
u nugget i no the post inside n out u may have only discovered this shit since riu but i been doing it 10+ yrs they will hold it 18days max then try to send it back to the sender so come monday i will have my pills not you cuntface lmao

as for being a mong yep i shore am for wasting my intelligence on you fools lmao
 

tip top toker

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Fucking fathers day. Already got 120 people in for lunch tomorrow. Gonna be a right laugh :-\ fortifying myself in advanced with a bottle of white :-) can't bloody wait till my insurance and tax is paid off, then I can look into buying a bit of smoke instead of booze :-) a week of blue cheese with the gf and I'm once again reminded why I love weed. Alcohol is great, but weed is far better so long as you're not budgeting joints per night. Much better when you just roll a joint when you want a joint :-) fuck this buying stuff in the long run. Doesn't make sense for a stoker not to grow, even if just a a single auto.
 

IC3M4L3

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u nugget i no the post inside n out u may have only discovered this shit since riu but i been doing it 10+ yrs they will hold it 18days max then try to send it back to the sender so come monday i will have my pills not you cuntface lmao

as for being a mong yep i shore am for wasting my intelligence on you fools lmao
intelligence IMO WERD U BUY THAT?

Fucking fathers day. Already got 120 people in for lunch tomorrow. Gonna be a right laugh :-\ fortifying myself in advanced with a bottle of white :-) can't bloody wait till my insurance and tax is paid off, then I can look into buying a bit of smoke instead of booze :-) a week of blue cheese with the gf and I'm once again reminded why I love weed. Alcohol is great, but weed is far better so long as you're not budgeting joints per night. Much better when you just roll a joint when you want a joint :-) fuck this buying stuff in the long run. Doesn't make sense for a stoker not to grow, even if just a a single auto.
fuk me the posh mans seen the light! so u doing a grow soon or what shitforbrainz
 

iiKode

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wtf fort u was fuckin off mong?
if u go bed the faste rmonday comes! UNLESS i wrote return to sender if undelivered?? hmmmm
whats wrong wif you anywa, havnt spoke to you in ages ignorin me or am i just mmessed up cuz av not smoked in 3 days
 

zVice

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You could also just answer an email that was sent to you about a week ago ;)


Fucking fathers day. Already got 120 people in for lunch tomorrow. Gonna be a right laugh :-\ fortifying myself in advanced with a bottle of white :-) can't bloody wait till my insurance and tax is paid off, then I can look into buying a bit of smoke instead of booze :-) a week of blue cheese with the gf and I'm once again reminded why I love weed. Alcohol is great, but weed is far better so long as you're not budgeting joints per night. Much better when you just roll a joint when you want a joint :-) fuck this buying stuff in the long run. Doesn't make sense for a stoker not to grow, even if just a a single auto.
 

iiKode

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aww they yobbo getting involved, i dont thik u been here long enough to make middle class remarks to TT LMAO
ill keep my gob shut then, least im allowed to make remarks on ur spellin, soon ill be jumpin on that gammy foot train once i get promoted to superstoner like all u old cunts
 
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