Eating Candy

[minnesmoker]

To eat candy, you should get her really stoned, and then prop her legs up on your shoulders, start with some teasing, don't just dive in (it's a delightful treat, not an evening at OCB...) Work your way down, slowly noticing how sweet and juicy candy can be.

If you mean the shit filled with sugar, yeah, just gob 'em in by the handful. It's mostly wax, corn syrup, and sugar anyway.

 

[cannabineer]

So, when you have a bag of candy, (think M&Ms, or chocolate covered blueberries/nuts, etc) is it better to pop one in your mouth at a time so you enjoy them longer? OR, is it the same as popping a handful in at a time because it takes longer to chew more? Sometimes I feel really greedy if I throw more than three in at a time, like I'm not really appreciating and enjoying the candy appropriately. If you eat one, you can savor it for a minute or so after it is gone.... and if you are really tight, you can wait for the taste in your mouth to fade before reloading.

There are these Austrian cookie candy things that come in nine layers. i eat them slowly, one layer at a time. I even discontinued orthodontia early because my incisors were about to be trued out of optimum bucktooth for smooth delamination of this supreme confection. cn

hazelnut.

 

[dannyboy602]

I'm a sugarholic. Sugar daddy's are the best. Charms blow pops are great too. Laffy taffy. Tootsie rolls are all my favorites. Then there's the chocolate. M's I like, nestles crunch bars and Reese cups. But to,answer your question I can't savor the flavor. I'd rather gorge myself on a whole mouthful then get more if I want them. Sugar is like heroin for me.

 

[Grandpapy]

I use to eat pound bags M&M's, love um by the handful (multitasking) but now with diabetes, the only sweet I eat is the g/f.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Oh, Jebus, CN, don't get me started on the hazelnut. Anyone else use hazelnut creamer instead of milk?

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Peanut M&Ms, and Reece's peanut butter cups are my favs. I too can kill a lb of Ms in one sitting. A few years ago, my wife bought me three 48oz bags of M&M (reg, peanut, and pb) for Valentine's Day. They were all gone within the week.

Kit kats, snickers, Hershey's with almonds dipped in pb.....


Shit aint right

 

[cannabineer]

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Don't nobody get me started on ice cream.... that's a different thread

 

[dannyboy602]

OMG I just started eating that stuff. It's incredible. Right out of the jar even....never even makes it to the bread. Nutella is the shit.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

We put choc chips and mini marshmallows on graham crackers in the micro. Smores!!!!!!

 

[kinetic]

OMG I just started eating that stuff. It's incredible. Right out of the jar even....never even makes it to the bread. Nutella is the shit.

Make a grilled cheese with it. Just make sure you have a pair of shorts on you don't care about cuz you may just jizz in your pants.

 

[MojoRison]

A heart attack waiting to happen, yummy !!

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Really?!?!?!?!? I've never had Nutella. I'm afraid to try it now.


I will put crunchy pb on a tortilla and cover it in Hersheys syrup. Sounds like Nutella may be abetter alternative.

 

[kinetic]

Clayton, you like hazelnut creamer right? You may find yourself in crazy lust with nutella. It's a hazelnut spread my man.

 

[BygonEra]

I'm currently eating one of these...

And OH MY GOD it is by FAR the best chocolate bar I've ever tasted. Better than Godiva and See's and all that fancy chocolate. The texture is so utterly perfect I just can't even get over it. Lol

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Clayton, you like hazelnut creamer right? You may find yourself in crazy lust with nutella. It's a hazelnut spread my man.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

I'm currently eating one of these...

And OH MY GOD it is by FAR the best chocolate bar I've ever tasted. Better than Godiva and See's and all that fancy chocolate. The texture is so udderly perfect I just can't even get over it. Lol

fixed that for you

 

[see4]

I'm currently eating one of these...

And OH MY GOD it is by FAR the best chocolate bar I've ever tasted. Better than Godiva and See's and all that fancy chocolate. The texture is so utterly perfect I just can't even get over it. Lol

I make good chocolate, and I thank you for classifying mine as "fancy".

 

[james2500]

what about scary candy? those hard candy things that slowly turn to knife edges and threaten to cut your tongue? I have nightmares about those.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Go on....